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I've got a lump in the palm of my my left hand. Like one of the tendons has turned to stone :/
 
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Raven said:
I will get the pharmacist to look at it on Monday
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So bird/bloke who's trained in drug dispensing?

If you're not bothering with proper hospital, it's not worth bothering at all :)
 
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Scouse said:
Anyone got a better shelving idea for my "big shed" than this:

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?

Half the room is office, looking nice. Half the room is space for bikes, chainsaw, garage type equipment. The stuff looks very industrial, but it's cheap(ish) and would solve a fair few efficiently stacked issues.
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Look pretty standard, got something similar. I would say just treat the shelves no matter what so they're more durable and don't put the bottom shelf right at the lowest seeing on the base so it's easy to clean under.
 
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Scouse said:
So bird/bloke who's trained in drug dispensing?

If you're not bothering with proper hospital, it's not worth bothering at all :)
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This.

On the other hand, you might be able to get a freeby at the chemist.

If the pharmacist is an attractive young lady, tell her that you may have also broken the bone in your willy.
 
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Scouse said:
Anyone got a better shelving idea for my "big shed" than this:

BiGDUG Garage 265kg Shelving Mega Deals

Benefit from BiG discounts on our popular BiGDUG Garage 265kg Shelving Units and buy today! Easily expand your storage capabilities with strong adjustable shelving thanks to the simple, boltless assembly. Both standard and corner shelving units can hold large weight capacities (up to 250kg UDL*...
www.bigdug.co.uk www.bigdug.co.uk

?

Half the room is office, looking nice. Half the room is space for bikes, chainsaw, garage type equipment. The stuff looks very industrial, but it's cheap(ish) and would solve a fair few efficiently stacked issues.
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The trouble with big strong shelves like that is people load them up, and if they're not secured with big strong bolts they'll one day fall over and hurt someone.
 
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Gotta love predictive text

"Did the One Ring have int..." (intelligence)
→Internet connection

:ROFLMAO:
 
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Lamp said:
Gotta love predictive text

"Did the One Ring have int..." (intelligence)
→Internet connection

:ROFLMAO:
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I know it is early but I read that as

"Did the cock ring have..."
 
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Just bought a cordless vacuum cleaner. One of those small ones for when you can't be arsed to get the big bugger out.

It's superb. The suction is amazing.

You can tell it's made in China because of the instruction booklet.

"Do not use on crowded airplanes"
"Not suitable for explosives or toxic liquids"
"Please do not point at or chase animals"

... and my favourite

"Seek hospital treatment if product gets into eyes"

:ROFLMAO:
 
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Lamp said:
Just bought a cordless vacuum cleaner. One of those small ones for when you can't be arsed to get the big bugger out.

It's superb. The suction is amazing.

You can tell it's made in China because of the instruction booklet.

"Do not use on crowded airplanes"
"Not suitable for explosives or toxic liquids"
"Please do not point at or chase animals"

... and my favourite

"Seek hospital treatment if product gets into eyes"

:ROFLMAO:
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Fucksake, I read the last sentence as "if product gets into japs eye".
 
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FFS, we've told you before thats not the point of that attachment.
 
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Have Jaffa Cakes got smaller? I'm sure you get less in the packet as well :eek:
 
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Lamp said:
Have Jaffa Cakes got smaller? I'm sure you get less in the packet as well :eek:
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Good, detestable chemically rubbery flappy largely tasteless pointless ultraprocessed "cakes".

Make yourself some proper oatie biscuits. They taste infinitely better, are much better for you, and they aren't disappointingly pointless :)
 
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Scouse said:
Good, detestable chemically rubbery flappy largely tasteless pointless ultraprocessed "cakes".

Make yourself some proper oatie biscuits. They taste infinitely better, are much better for you, and they aren't disappointingly pointless :)
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They're not Jaffa Cakes though are they..
 
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