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[Ctuchik]

I really don't get along with that art style. :/

 

[Deebs]

Just started watching a real classic film - The Warriors. Fucking love it......

 

[Bodhi]

I've gone middle class and bought an air fryer.

We are considerably more middle class than you, as we have two of them.

We bought the original ActiFry ages ago and that's done sterling service, but the rotating bit in the middle makes it challenging for wings or other meat based products, so we bought a Ninja copy off Amazon.

Great for meat, fucking appalling for chips/wedges, so we use both. Have to say though, the ActiFry still gets the most use....

 

[Lamp]

View: https://youtu.be/bb2RocIgVYU?si=md27wX763fuzZCHP

 

[Deebs]

/me takes a deep breath through my nose......

 

[Scouse]

The newest Bobby Fingers goes to a place you really really really don't expect.


View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VGhcSupkNs8


Worth your time, guaranteed

 

[Lamp]

Only works on Android phones with "OK Google" turned on
If you say "OK Google" then after the prompt say "Luminos Maxima" it will go into Harry Potter mode and turn your flashlight on
To turn it off say "Nox" (you need to pronounce it as "Noakes")

 

[Lamp]

Also, if you turn OK Google on, throw your phone out of the window and shout "Windgardium Leviosa"
that doesn't work.

 

[Wij]

 

[Wij]

Them were the days

(Was sorting through some very old HDs with an IDE-USB adapter last night)

 

[Deebs]

Thank fuck, was telling @Scouse that I was quite upset about FH being down and not sleeping due to the issues. All fixed now, docs being updated, at least my backups worked, just had to remember shite.

 

[MYstIC G]

Thank fuck, was telling @Scouse that I was quite upset about FH being down and not sleeping due to the issues. All fixed now, docs being updated, at least my backups worked, just had to remember shite.

You've really got to stop jizzing in the server

 

[Wij]

You've really got to stop jizzing in the server

It wouldn’t be FH then

 

[Deebs]

You've really got to stop jizzing in the server

I will get a bucket to use instead of my server rack.

 

[Deebs]

It wouldn’t be FH then

Exactly, lack of jizz caused the failure of the string connecting the servers as it dried out due to the warmth inside FH towers.

 

[Embattle]

You've really got to stop jizzing in the server

I was see a doctor as it seems your jizz is green.

 

[Deebs]

I was see a doctor as it seems your jizz is green.

/me downloads and installs the gobbledegook translator

 

[Embattle]

/me downloads and installs the gobbledegook translator

I was see a doctor as it seems your jizz is green.

I would see a doctor as it seems your jizz is green.

 

[Deebs]

I would see a doctor as it seems your jizz is green.

I thought it was that! Now back to installing more shite on FH towers.

 

[Embattle]

I must say I do get concerned when FH is down as I wonder if you've end up in hospital for major surgery to your nose or something

 

[Deebs]

I must say I do get concerned when FH is down as I wonder if you've end up in hospital for major surgery to your nose or something

There are no surgeons on the planet that can handle the specialised (read fucking big) surgery tools that would be needed for surgery

 

[georgie]

That's where you're going wrong, I think it's civil engineers you should be looking at

 

[Scouse]

Stuff:

Half-Life

Half-Life is back and better than ever. Alongside interviews with the original developers, the game is now available with the Uplink mini-campaign, Steam Deck support, updated graphics settings, new multiplayer maps, and bonus restored goodies.

www.half-life.com

Including an hour-long documentary! New content (apparently) and steam deck support.

And if you grab the crowbar at the bottom of the page you can twat some stuff

 

[Deebs]

That's where you're going wrong, I think it's civil engineers you should be looking at

My son will be grateful to you, no more "rock climbing" to clear my nose.

 

[Bodhi]

We have a kitten.



He is smol, and likes attacking my feet.

 

[Scouse]

Name?

 

[Bodhi]

The lady we got him off called him Pinto, which thanks to Autocorrect when the wife told me about him became Pinot, which has stuck. Makes more sense given he's grey (so Pinot Grigio) and has less exploding fuel tank vibes than Pinto.

Two airfryers and a cat call Pinot. What the fuck has happened to me?

 

[TdC]

I've played UT against Wij and Wazz. It was a rather painful experience not gonna lie. Also bloody Meg kept dodging into my rockets

 

[Wij]

I've played UT against Wij and Wazz. It was a rather painful experience not gonna lie. Also bloody Meg kept dodging into my rockets

Best in the world. Poor you

 

[TdC]

didn't we do an all vs Wazz once? abrasive cvnt's a machine. nasty hitscan snipers