Embattle
FH is my second home
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- Dec 22, 2003
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Came out of the bathroom
"You look happy"
"I did a big poo"
She shook her head and walked away.
"What ?!"
There isn't much left in my life I'm allowed to be proud of
- Wearing the same underpants for 2 or 3 days: ("oh Jesus, change your underwear !")
- Proudly sporting various food stains down my hoody: ("put that thing in the wash")
- Scratching my balls (even when people come over): ("Don't do that")
I draw a line at doing a big poo. You can't take that from me.
From my cold dead hands.
Gloves would be better at keeping your hands warm rather than carrying a turd around.