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I got one of those Nest Mini things for free and I asked it the date the other day. I thanked it after it told me, in case it remembers I'm rude and kills me when it becomes sentient.
 

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I got one of those Nest Mini things for free and I asked it the date the other day. I thanked it after it told me, in case it remembers I'm rude and kills me when it becomes sentient.
Wont have any of those alexa siri google things active.
not seen any real need. anything takes seconds with apps.

at least you got it free :)
 

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Who pays for their medical emergencies? Red Bull? Insurers? Tax Payers?
We do. And quite rightly so. Anyone can have a go at being a maniac in Blighty.

And it costs us dick all really - in a country of 70 million people there's only a handful :)
 

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I tried to engage my niece about Manga, she shut me down. I got her into it ffs with Akira.
 

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I tried to engage my niece about Manga, she shut me down. I got her into it ffs with Akira.
Blew a mate's teenage daughter's mind the other day when I mentioned j-pop and manga. She thought she was all edgy liking that shit instead of being in the pocket of a nearly 50 year old :)
 

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:eek:



To be fair I caught her giving her dad shit saying he's an Only-Fans Hagrid, so Hentai is probably the least of his worries :)
 

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Damn that's a good insult, I may have to use that one myself, but now I'm wondering if it's another phrase that zoomers use that needs to be explained to @DaGaffer 😁

Almost certainly. I know what both halves of the phrase are, I have no idea what it means when you put them together. This is great. I don't have to keep up anymore. I may buy a cardigan.
 

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Damn that's a good insult, I may have to use that one myself, but now I'm wondering if it's another phrase that zoomers use that needs to be explained to @DaGaffer 😁
Maybe! - it went over my mates head and she knew it and didn't look the remotest bit sheepish until I caught her eye.

I (non-verbally) made it clear that the notion that her dad gets paid to be an unkempt giant who parades in front of webcams so harry potter fans can wank themselves silly over him was too funny to be anything other than high-fived.
 

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Snooker during lockdown.

The players can't shake hands...but both players touch the edges of the snooker table when they play a shot ! There's no wipedown between shots ! The referees cleans the players balls with his gloves but won't touch their cue extensions !
 

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OnlyFans is going to start blocking sexually explicit content... I genuinely thought it was their raison d'etre: a Patreon-like business model but explicitly for porn.

Gah beat me by 10mins.


guess the only fans hagrid joke got old fast.
 

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They have obviously made enough cash now and are throwing in the towel.

Tits is pretty much all they exist for, tits for stupid fucks that want to throw lots of money at tits.

What are they going to sell now, personality? lol
 

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Possibly should be in the lefty thread, but yeah. Lots of nails, hit squarely on the head,
 

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