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Ha no..its just funny, so many tiny houses in Liverpool with Greek pillar fronts and this ordinary guy makes it bg and goes straight fir giant versions on his mansion.

It does look awesome in the woods though.
 

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Well you cant see it because of the trees, so its not a problem to the landscape.
 

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So Storm Chlamydia.
Or whatever its called.

Just checked on the garden. We've got one fence panel slightly vibrating, and a twig is in mild peril of being blown 4 inches further along the lawn.
Theres a bacon truck blown over.
 

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Well you cant see it because of the trees, so its not a problem to the landscape.

He's tried to recreate the fucking white house lmao.

How is that not an eye sore.

Pretentious horrible house.
 

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Tbh theres a lot a of pretentious houses around here.
Its where the new rich come
 

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Theres also ordinary shacks for people like me.
 

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That's what happens when all the critics come along and rave about something these days...
 

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Well the Karma is complete.

Im going to Chamonix next week...of all the places.
Just worried they might ban travel to the area.
 

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Why? Storms?

You skiing?

BTW - it's definitely worth taking the cable car over the top of Mont Blanc and over to the Italian side. Everyone goes to the top of Mont Blanc and then 90% of people refuse to pay the extra to go on the cable car to Courmayeur. But they're wrong - if it's a clear day it's well worth it. :)
 

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Ha no..the coroanavirus 6 brits infected in chalet just down the road.
 

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Why? Storms?

You skiing?

BTW - it's definitely worth taking the cable car over the top of Mont Blanc and over to the Italian side. Everyone goes to the top of Mont Blanc and then 90% of people refuse to pay the extra to go on the cable car to Courmayeur. But they're wrong - if it's a clear day it's well worth it. :)
Yes skiing..never gone over the top..but its the wifes first time and she nervous enough as it is.
 

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Emily at the Oscars reminding the world she is the fucking babe.

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It's all very well @Job being on first name terms with whoever that is (he probably bumped into her in the pub or something) but presumably she does have a surname.
 

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Apart from the fact that she's got a nice body the song pretty much advertises who it's for - Thickies like you.

That's some awful chav shit right there tbh.

This, on the other hand, is a much better cover version of the original song and, funnily enough, written like it was especially for you!
 

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Shes a class act actually...very switched on if you bother to look passed her fantastic tits.
 

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Shes a class act actually...very switched on if you bother to look passed her fantastic tits.
What are you basing that on? It looks like she's a model who's done a bit of acting and pranced around naked in a music video. A music video for a song that got slated for promoting rape no less and one that Pharrell Williams (who actually is a class act) deeply regrets being involved with.
 

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Om basing it on her political opinions and articulate discusions.

Shes no bimbo even though she has to act like one sometimes.
Clever and the body of a goddess..it does happen.
 

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Parents evening tonight, number uno advice for parents.

If you plan on going in and giving teachers a bollocking then don't take your kid with you.

And why the fuck haven't you come in or called in before.

If you don't heed my advice then youre putting your child's education in jeopardy.
 

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