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Moriath

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I hate the entitlement of all these interweb ‘stars’ that means they have the cheek to ask for stuff like that.
 

DaGaffer

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Whilst I did find it amusing:

Is previous for being an utter cunt.

Nah. Read up the history, bunch of mummies who refused to leave their prams outside and other customers couldn't get in or out.

He basically trolls self-centred people.
 

Job

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Fucking lol, she has 94k subscribers on YouTube. One of my favourite YT channels is The 8-bit Guy, all he does is mess around with old computers and he has over 600,000 subs.


View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oY0l5ulq7h0


She's a nobody trying to get a free hotel room. Thanks Bodhi, laugh of the day so far :D

The stepdaughter went to Marbella and stayed at one of those trendy swimming pool hotel/clubs.
They posted a picture of her on their instagram page and linked it to hers.
Within a week she had 45K followers.
You just need post a picture in a bikini and you get 10K followers...so many lonely men.
 

fettoken

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The stepdaughter went to Marbella and stayed at one of those trendy swimming pool hotel/clubs.
They posted a picture of her on their instagram page and linked it to hers.
Within a week she had 45K followers.
You just need post a picture in a bikini and you get 10K followers...so many lonely men.

Is that a picture you'd be willing to link us to?
 

Bodhi

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Whilst I did find it amusing:

Is previous for being an utter cunt.

I have no idea how you can say that when he was generous enough to offer a discount if they paid for both nipples :) But as Gaff said, he is great at sending up people who deserve it, and this militant group of breast feeders definitely deserved it.

Looks a pretty decent guy to work for - he recently closed the hotel for 3 days so he could take the staff to Disneyland. Worth a follow if you're on any of the Social Media platforms he is.

Then there was the time he offended half of Brazil....
 

Tom

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Part of me is now wondering, given that this hotel is apparently notorious for doing stuff like this, if she didn't do it on purpose to get more subscribers.
 

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How would you define "time" to a 10 year old child without using words like time or duration to do so?

I'm reading a book by Brian Cox. I tried to explain "spacetime" to my niece, and ended up trying myself in knots.

"Time is the indefinite continued progress of existence and events that occur in apparently irreversible succession from the past through the present to the future"

Anything simpler?
 

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Anything simpler?
She's ten. Give her the book. She should be able to grasp most of the concepts. Tell her that she's not *supposed* to understand everything first time around...
 

caLLous

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I wouldn't take the first sentence of the wiki article as a very child-friendly example either.
 

Bodhi

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How would you define "time" to a 10 year old child without using words like time or duration to do so?

I'm reading a book by Brian Cox. I tried to explain "spacetime" to my niece, and ended up trying myself in knots.

"Time is the indefinite continued progress of existence and events that occur in apparently irreversible succession from the past through the present to the future"

Anything simpler?

Time is an illusion.

Lunchtime is doubly so.
 

Moriath

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"Joanna Kramer, aged 19, said: “Firstly, he’s so old. Like so old. Secondly, he’s done all the work."

Why would you name someone Kramer?! Also, old fucks deserve to be antagonized due to them (us) having survived for so long and just simply being.
Cause its her last name so didnt really get a choice in it except by deedpoll
 

Job

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Increasingly the gap between the Mash and 'Real' reporting is shrinking.

Can something increasingly shrink...doesnt sound right.
 

Job

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Incredibly frank and anti immigration by Panorama, how bad do things have to be for this to be aired by the BBC.
 

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