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[BloodOmen]

 

[DaGaffer]

Just been for a walk down to the beach with the kids and in the last tide millions of shellfish, crabs and starfish have been washed up on shore (literally tons of the stuff), no idea why (not particularly windy today, so I guess some deep current or something). Weird thing is that all the birds are completely ignoring them. I would have thought they'd be having a field day.

 

[Raven]

Godzilla is coming.

 

[TdC]

I've been waiting for that for ages - ever since my mk2 got stolen. Been refreshing their website on an almost daily basis.

But I'm underwhelmed at the colours. Wrote to Cotic last year to see if they were doing boost and asking if they'd be doing one in British racing green. (and asked for a bottle mount underneath the down tube for bikepacking but got told "No").

Still. It's Cotic, local and their geo is perfik. But I'm also thinking the surly karate monkey (29er, not 27.5+) may work. Braze-on's o-matic but solid forks for my old man wrists? :/

I may wait until actual photos are available before passing judgement tho. Apparently the Cotic escapade is available in champagne (but doesnae photo well - it apparently glitters in the sunlight) but black/orange is fave there.

Stanton Sherpa must be getting upgraded to boost soon?

Heh I've always craved a Karate Monkey. Spoke to the Surly guys ages ago at....iirc an interbike. Good times. Haven't rode in quite a while because reasons but am aiming to blow the dust off the Cotic in the spring

 

[Raven]

Reasons = Horrific accidents that would end a mere mortal?!

 

[TdC]

No, entirely mundane reasons unfortunately.

 

[Moriath]

Yougot piles then lol

 

[Scouse]

Go custom, you brand spastic.

mountain bikes | English Cycles

Considered that but a grand for a frame makes me die a little inside. Maybe tho.

@TdC - stuff teh mundanes get out on yer bike

Just got back from the Peak District. Hardest four hour eighteen mile bog slog I've done in a long time. Jacob's Ladder was insanely good fun coming down tho. How I've left it so long boggles my mind.

Proper fucked now. Everything hurts. So I'm gonna get drunk and go to a good Indian I know

 

[Job]

So Khans putting 10 quid on old cars, he's really set the political arena alight in London hasn't he.

 

[Gwadien]

So Khans putting 10 quid on old cars, he's really set the political arena alight in London hasn't he.

I literally haven't seen any negative arguments about Khan apart from people who are associated to far right groups such as Britain First who moan at his policies even though they probably have no idea what it means.

I'll put you in this box

 

[Tom]

Considered that but a grand for a frame makes me die a little inside. Maybe tho.

@TdC - stuff teh mundanes get out on yer bike

Just got back from the Peak District. Hardest four hour eighteen mile bog slog I've done in a long time. Jacob's Ladder was insanely good fun coming down tho. How I've left it so long boggles my mind.

Proper fucked now. Everything hurts. So I'm gonna get drunk and go to a good Indian I know

63 miles today, 2,880 of climbing in just over 4 hours. I am knackered.

 

[Job]

Policies?
Does he have any?
He got in on the minority vote, and doesn't know what to do, now he realises the PM's job just got epically out of reach.
Expect him to jump ship to Tories as soon as he khan.

 

[Gwadien]

Policies?
Does he have any?
He got in on the minority vote, and doesn't know what to do, now he realises the PM's job just got epically out of reach.
Expect him to jump ship to Tories as soon as he khan.

Yeah, erm, err, oom, errrmmm, the one you posted perhaps?

 

[Raven]

Kahn just feels like a safe pair of hands, he wont be doing anything interesting while Brexit is going on.

The fact that he still has his faculties is a blessing after the last one.

 

[Gwadien]

Kahn just feels like a safe pair of hands, he wont be doing anything interesting while Brexit is going on.

The fact that he still has his faculties is a blessing after the last one.

But where are these treason worthy crimes which Britain First talk of?

 

[Job]

Oh yes, I remember that sad climate change face at the referendum debate.
Hitting over 10yr old cars, the people least able to pay, but cruise in with your 2017 plate 4 litre Rangy.
20 quid a day just drive into the CG area.
100 pound a week, London is fucking mad..no wonder all the white people have left.

 

[Raven]

In the Express, I imagine.

 

[Raven]

Oh yes, I remember that sad climate change face at the referendum debate.
Hitting over 10yr old cars, the people least able to pay, but cruise in with your 2017 plate 4 litre diesel Rangy.
20 quid a day just drive into the CG area.
100 pound a week, London is fucking mad..no wonder all the white people have left.

wow

Anyway, don't know what @Job is on about, Kahn looks perfectly normal

Spoiler

obvs

 

[Job]

But where are these treason worthy crimes which Britain First talk of?

Tbh, a muslim mayor of London is just more ammo for the right across Europe, funny haired Dutch guy now feels empowered to call Moroccans scum...he has every chance of taking power, the Liberals literally have brought the 5th Reich on us all.

 

[Gwadien]

Tbh, a muslim mayor of London is just more ammo for the right across Europe, funny haired Dutch guy now feels empowered to call Moroccans scum...he has every chance of taking power, the Liberals literally have brought the 5th Reich on us all.

Yay! Honesty!

 

[Job]

Well yes, but can we go back to the..liberal let's unite the world by putting everyone in a blender, ballonhead idea, that seems to have been..and pointed out to the point of nauseum by people not under the influence of happy endings, the cause of Europe and America tearing itself apart.
The Liberals answer to this is to turn up the witch hunt...cos that's all they know.

 

[Raven]

What goes on in @Jobs head


View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dGH2NWiroFw

 

[Scouse]

63 miles today, 2,880 of climbing in just over 4 hours. I am knackered.

Did 3000ft but it was boggy as fuck. Averaged 3.9 mph*.

Hard. Work.

Spoke to a guy on a road bike who does tour de France stages who interestingly said Yorkshire was steeper.


Edit: worst by far in a long time. That's walking pace. Usually 7.5 minimum on yhe hardest technical ups.

 

[Scouse]

@Job - jeexus m8. You're a FHer so: chill the fuck out.

Life and the universe globally isn't coming to an end. If you feel it is, however A) there's fuck all you can do about it and B) see A, and be happy.

 

[Moriath]

Did 3000ft but it was boggy as fuck. Averaged 3.9 mph*.

Hard. Work.

Spoke to a guy on a road bike who does tour de France stages who interestingly said Yorkshire was steeper.


Edit: worst by far in a long time. That's walking pace. Usually 7.5 minimum on yhe hardest technical ups.

* is referenced to what now? Hate when ppl put * inand dont reference to it. Happens a lot in ads

 

[Moriath]

@Job - jeexus m8. You're a FHer so: chill the fuck out.

Life and the universe globally isn't coming to an end. If you feel it is, however A) there's fuck all you can do about it and B) see A, and be happy.

Wish it was and a defined date, wpuld go get hammered for the time and fine friendly women for when i wasnt drinking.

 

[Job]

I do believe the exact same approach was used as Hitler came into power, we'll just sow the seeds..oh fuck ..its growing...Liberals..stop looking at it!!

 

[Scouse]

* is referenced to what now? Hate when ppl put * inand dont reference to it. Happens a lot in ads

Typo.

 

[Gwadien]

I do believe the exact same approach was used as Hitler came into power, we'll just sow the seeds..oh fuck ..its growing...Liberals..stop looking at it!!

To clarify you're blaming liberalism for the rise of Hitler?

You are aware that liberalism as we know it today was created after world war 2 and liberalism prior was very different.

Fuck why am I even arguing these points, you're just using right wing American buzz words.

 

[Job]

Well maybe, but I'm not typing out a destruct of the entire spectrum of liberalism on my phone, and
no liberalism isn't different, you think war hasn't happened before, that appeasement hasn't led to
genocide, you can get lost in academical descriptions of the context and driving forces between different types,
but let's just refer to it in it's purest force, a rejection of the 'darker' forces in the mind.
They suppress their own thought crimes and demand others too, but it doesn't quite work does it, no matter how noble
the intent.
Hitler became a force because everyone was too scared to pull him up on building up his army, anyone mentioning it was a war mongerer,
and there's the EU wanting to build an army, 'ridiculous', it's for peace!
That's exactly what Hitler said and the reaction to it is exactly the same now, Liberal appeasers selling the EU for all it's merits
while ignoring the dark force of federalism and power grab that lies at it's center.
So now we have the right wing trying to save us from the right wing.