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[dysfunction]

Sorry man. Sucks. Recently?

I rage, not often online, but jeebs. Better today. Eight mile walk in the sleet rain and snow near Chatsworth house. I'd say bizarrely good day but physical exercise makes us so it was kinda expected :/

Yes fairly recently

 

[Scouse]

Yes fairly recently

Sorry man

 

[Shagrat]

can we get @Job to do a Turing Test, I'm not sure he would pass......

 

[Raven]

Yes fairly recently

Missed the original post in the weekend haze.

That sucks quite a lot... done, done or are you working at it?

 

[BloodOmen]

 

[Raven]

I hope people have researched its source before they criticise that.

I want to see references, people.

 

[dysfunction]

Missed the original post in the weekend haze.

That sucks quite a lot... done, done or are you working at it?

Tried working at it but I'm sure it's done.

 

[Lamp]

Dannii Minogue

Yep

 

[CorNokZ]

No, Kylie Minogue.

Yep

 

[Lamp]

Yeah, not gonna disagree. She's lovely

Kylie deserves her own thread

 

[Access Denied]

I'd have both of them tbqfh.

At the same time.

 

[Lamp]

If you're on the edge of sleep but can't quite nod off, listen to the shipping forecast on Radio 4 at exactly 00:48

"The unique and distinctive sound of these broadcasts has led to their attracting an audience much wider than that directly interested in maritime weather conditions. Many listeners find the repetition of the names of the sea areas almost hypnotic, particularly during the night-time broadcast at 0048 UK time."

"Rockall, Malin, Hebrides. Southwest gale 8 to storm 10, veering west, severe gale 9 to violent storm 11. Rain, then squally showers. Poor, becoming moderate."

 

[Lamp]

Tried it last night. Definitely worked. It IS slightly hypnotic. Going to be tuning in tonight.

 

[Scouse]

Watch it. No more talk of shoes around here...

 

[Raven]

Omnishambles or clusterfuck? Internal email to a colleague that couldn't find his arse with both hands.

 

[Job]

Anyone here secretly hoping the Oroville dam overflow will collapse and we can watch it it slo-mo.

SCARY: Oroville Dam Aerials - Threatened by Upcom…:
View: http://youtu.be/EqEU2X6yBPk

 

[Hawkwind]

Both

 

[Scouse]

@sayward finds your proposal 'optimistic'.

There's no button for fat chance or 'wang the ladies in the appropriate thread so our (very) limited number of female posters don't have to moan about it again

 

[Job]

This guys artwork on reddit.
Love it.

 

[Bodhi]

@sayward finds your proposal 'optimistic'.

There's no button for fat chance or 'wang the ladies in the appropriate thread so our (very) limited number of female posters don't have to moan about it again

Also not the best for those of us browsing FH from the office....

 

[Scouse]

Also not the best for those of us browsing FH from the office....

Blocked at the Bank

 

[Lamp]

NSFW

If this is what the Dark Side is, I have no problem with it forever dominating my destiny

Spoiler

 

[Scouse]

Dirty helmet

 

[Job]

Working in a flat today, the room was full of high end gfx/vive/oculus boxes.
Young lad 20 odd, porter from local hotel.
He showed me his Vive room, cameras on the walls, full matresses covering the walls, tower pc powering it, god knows I saw 3 identical gfx cards no idea what.
Front room, 50 inch 4K Sony, PC connected and there wasnt any space for one more icon.
Everything is on the never..never, he just lives for games, flat is in a shithole area, nice lad..bit needs a girlfriend.

 

[CorNokZ]

Does he sleep standing up?

 

[BloodOmen]

 

[Moriath]

NSFW

If this is what the Dark Side is, I have no problem with it forever dominating my destiny

Spoiler

Needs a bag for her head imo

 

[Lamp]

That Scottish Peppa Pig was brilliant. The bit with the ducks cracked me up.

 

[Job]

Does he sleep standing up?

Ha..no, they were to stop himself banging into hard walls.

 

[Job]

This guys Gandalf pictures are superb, they should make Gandalfs travels.

Where's Gandalf? Photographer snaps wizard at New Zealand beauty spots