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[Moriath]

I find it interesting that our media enjoys to focus on ISIS more than the Assad Regime, perhaps because it's agreed in the 'respectable' powers that they are the bad guys, even though;

“When I joined the Syrian army, there was no war yet. I just wanted to serve my country. But now everyone is forced to do horrible things. One time we were marching and a single bullet came from a village. Our commander told us to go into each house, one by one, and kill everyone inside. The village was a Sunni village, so our commander ordered all the Sunni soldiers to lead the attack. Anyone who disobeyed would be killed themselves. We did our best to aim over the heads of the people who were running away, but forty people were killed. A few nights later I fled in the middle of the night.” (Lesvos, Greece)

(HONY)

Its a complete cluster fuck with four or five factions fighting each other. Only way is political or go in wipe all out and put ina puppet government

 

[fettoken]

Probably the funniest shit i've seen in ages.

 

[caLLous]

 

[TdC]

awesome

 

[Job]

It's been pretty well known that the Americans could have finished the whole thing off by the mid-sixties if they'd been allowed to fight an offensive war. The yanks didn't lose a single major battle in Vietnam, but still lost the war. Go figure.

They weren't allowed to win...too many rules in place , the Generals at the time called it unwinable before they started.

 

[Tom]

Another state has also just legalised weed, so they aren't all daft.

It's still illegal at a federal level, but the feds can't be arsed with it, and states aren't required to enforce federal laws. So really its just a case of everybody turning a blind eye.

 

[Lamp]

Just checked the rugby score
Oh dear

 

[old.user4556]

Just checked the rugby score
Oh dear

 

[DaGaffer]

Had a very weird cocktail last night:

“FASHIONED BY AGE”
Rocks (Old Fashioned)
Paddy Irish Whiskey, maple syrup, Jerry Thomas bitters, still
water, smoke

The key word there is "smoke". Actually drinking through smoke. Amazingly it worked.

 

[Edmond]

 

[CorNokZ]

Just checked the rugby score
Oh dear

What's the difference between the English Rugby team and a tea bag?


















The bag stays in a cup longer

 

[Scouse]

Fucking hell!

We are only taking screenshots of things that give cause for concern. If they are doing something that is not a cause for concern, then they have nothing to fear

 

[Edmond]

Really, really late breakfast

 

[fettoken]

Mmhhh, that's viable any time of the day tbh.

 

[Trem]

Egg is too runny you fucker

 

[Zarjazz]

Egg is too runny you fucker

Spoiler

Not that I condone violence but in this case it's totally justified. A greasy bacon sarnie *has* to come with a runny egg yolk.

 

[Edmond]

Egg is too runny you fucker

I like my egg runny, you fucking stodgy fucking yolk loving fucking fuck!!!

 

[TdC]

Eggs are too runny if they're still inside the chicken

 

[Raven]

Perfect egg, lacks a pinch of pepper though.

 

[Edmond]

Perfect egg, lacks a pinch of pepper though.

I did put a bit of HP on it before I splodged the other slice of toast on top of it

 

[Raven]

I hope that's a typo and you actually meant to type ketchup!

 

[old.Osy]

https://vine.co/v/e2OFtXVuh2V

 

[Raven]

old

 

[caLLous]

I'm not sure I like this...

 

[Lamp]

It's a perfectly fine breakfast
Not enough bacon tho

 

[Job]

Dogs are the ultimate no fear.

 

[Scouse]

I'm not sure I like this...

Yeah, paddleboarding strikes me as boring too...

 

[Hawkwind]

Yeah, paddleboarding strikes me as boring too...

Paddleboarding is ok in light surf, hard work and pretty good exercise, much harder than Kayak/canoe.

 

[TdC]

Dogs are the ultimate no fear.

that bear jumping the fence at the end...wow 0_o

 

[Trem]

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Spoiler

Not that I condone violence but in this case it's totally justified. A greasy bacon sarnie *has* to come with a runny egg yolk.

I love saying controversial things about eggs. Besides that isn't a butty its made of toast so the toast wouldn't correctly soak up all the runny chicken period.