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[Edmond]

English breakfast...do not watch if you cannot eat bacon within 2 minutes.

https://i.imgur.com/Mel2owi.gifv

I want one of those, what would it be called. wonder if Amazon sell 'em?

Is it a griddle?

 

[Trem]

English breakfast...do not watch if you cannot eat bacon within 2 minutes.

https://i.imgur.com/Mel2owi.gifv

Not enough bacon and who dips a fucking sausage in an egg? Fucking queers that's who. Hash browns can cunt the fuck off as well, fried bread not hash browns and those tomatoes needed to be tinned plum tomatoes. Basically @Job you can shove that bastard up your vagina

 

[Edmond]

Not enough bacon and who dips a fucking sausage in an egg? Fucking queers that's who. Hash browns can cunt the fuck off as well, fried bread not hash browns and those tomatoes needed to be tinned plum tomatoes. Basically @Job you can shove that bastard up your vagina

*sigh*.....

 

[DaGaffer]

Bet you dont butter your bread either.

I don't. Never have. But I have no problem with condiments and Scouse is talking arse. (Having said that, I don't like Mayo much, but not because "its a condiment", just because its mostly fat).

 

[CorNokZ]

I want one of those, what would it be called. wonder if Amazon sell 'em?

Is it a griddle?

70 quid and it is yours

http://www.amazon.co.uk/MASTER-FRYING-PAN-SECTION-DESIGN/dp/B00NC4UR40

 

[Lethul]

Rubbish. You might as well write off all condiments if you think that.

No, but ketchup is designed for kids. It is just a sweetener when kids need fast energy.

 

[Raven]

...what?

 

[Lethul]

...what?

No, but ketchup is designed for kids. It is just a sweetener when kids need fast energy.

 

[Raven]

You're talking bolloks.

 

[Lethul]

You're talking bolloks.

Do catch up

 

[caLLous]

Or... ketchup...

(you're still talking bollocks though)

 

[Lethul]

Ketchup is horrible, if you need to add ketchup then your cocking is at fault.
Mayo on the other hand is ace. You can do a lot with mayo (not with ketchup).

There probably are a lot of "good" ketchups but until I have tried them all (and I am not on a crusade to do that) I will just take a hazardous guess that they are better than standard ketchup but not good enough to use. If you go through your top 5 meals last year I dont think many of you would name meals containing ketchup (regardless of brand!)

 

[Raven]

Do catch up

For a start, its around 100kcal pet 100g. Useless for quick energy. Who the fuck eats 100g in one sitting anyway?

You're talking bollocks.

 

[old.user4556]

*goes to five guys*

*gets excellent burger*

"Ketchup sir?"

"NO THANKS, IT'S FOR CHILDREN ONLY"

 

[Lethul]

Now, there are probably people here who can tell me if this list is accurate or not. But there is a distinct lack of a special ingridient: http://www.timeout.com/london/food-and-drink/londons-best-burger-restaurants-1

Maybe its not for kids, I take back that statement but it have no place in good food!

"A burger worth eating is worth eating plain"
http://aht.seriouseats.com/archives/2010/01/the-case-against-ketchup.html

 

[old.user4556]

*goes to five guys*

*gets excellent burger*

"Ketchup sir?"

"NO THANKS, IT'S FOR CHILDREN ONLY"

Just in case anyone missed it, this is sarcasm.

 

[Lethul]

Just in case anyone missed it, this is sarcasm.

Would you put ketchup on a steak?

 

[old.user4556]

No, but I would put mustard on it.

 

[Trem]

I have red sauce with cheese on toast and only that, which is weird because I aren't a fan of it or @caLLous when he does shit puns

A bacon butty needs no sauce of any kind, just the fat from the pan or if you are southern a bit of butter on your bread (dads side from Fulham).

 

[fettoken]

*goes to five guys*

*gets excellent burger*

"Ketchup sir?"

"NO THANKS, IT'S FOR CHILDREN ONLY"

Yeah that needed caps lock to accentuate. Especially an excellent burger does not need ketchup, fine if you grabbed a shit McD burger.

And indeed, there's Ketchup and Ketchup. Heinz is kids-stuff only.

 

[caLLous]

If you go through your top 5 meals last year I dont think many of you would name meals containing ketchup

No I wouldn't, what does that have to do with anything?

 

[old.user4556]

My meals also don't have butter on them amongst a whole host of other things - I fail to see the relevance there.

 

[Edmond]

70 quid and it is yours

http://www.amazon.co.uk/MASTER-FRYING-PAN-SECTION-DESIGN/dp/B00NC4UR40

Woah £70, damn!!

 

[Trem]

My meals also don't have butter on them amongst a whole host of other things - I fail to see the relevance there.

I've got a meal with butter on it right here for you.

*tangos in Paris*

 

[Lethul]

My meals also don't have butter on them amongst a whole host of other things - I fail to see the relevance there.

Im certain a lot of your meals have butter in the frying pan or in the oven, or as resting butter (grill!). Otherwise you are missing out. Butter is probably one of the greatest products of all time from a culinary perspective

 

[Job]

Not enough bacon and who dips a fucking sausage in an egg? Fucking queers that's who. Hash browns can cunt the fuck off as well, fried bread not hash browns and those tomatoes needed to be tinned plum tomatoes. Basically @Job you can shove that bastard up your vagina

Thats a new put down for me right there.
'You sausage dipping egg faggot'

 

[Bodhi]

To be honest, I am more than happy to point out that you are all mostly wrong and full of shit - Heinz Ketchup is lovely with the right meal, and you're a massively pretentious arse if you don't see that. Wouldn't put it on steak, or a bacon sandwich, but sausage sandwiches (well, those weird long thin sausages you dirty English people specialise in), fish and chips, pork chops etc, all better with a bit of Ketchup. And burgers, Oh God yes burgers.

And roast dinners but I think I'm one of the few who gets the genius combinations of taste in that.

 

[fettoken]

Each to their own. But i think we can agree on that lots of food = good!! Also, eating late at night is awesome and even better since the women really dislike that notion, and we do it anyway with fear of getting an asskicking.

And can we please make a late night food-thread!??! We could call it The Late Night Food-Ninja Wife avoiding thread.

Yes, I'm drunk and hungry

 

[Access Denied]

I like chilli ketchup! Anyway, what did I miss? Did Toht finally throw his toys out and flounce off in a massive hissy fit?

 

[Lakih]

Each to their own. But i think we can agree on that lots of food = good!! Also, eating late at night is awesome and even better since the women really dislike that notion, and we do it anyway with fear of getting an asskicking.

And can we please make a late night food-thread!??! We could call it The Late Night Food-Ninja Wife avoiding thread.

Yes, I'm drunk and hungry

Köttbullar och makaroner med gräddsås.

Done!