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Gwadien

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I thought you'd all super appreciate this.
 

Gwadien

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It was off a page called BEST TUMBLR POSTS EVER

Half of them were dick adverts.

I did it out of irony.

The Eminem one was funny though.
 

Scouse

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Think he's trying to outblood him.

None of it was funny tho.

None. Of. It.



















m8.
 

Raven

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The goose one made me smile a bit.

The rest were crap and or I didn't get them.

m8
 

Gwadien

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Fuck you all m8s, Im going to delete my profile if you can't accept me as a trolling woman, I'm going to go and make football manager games instead, I'll go make them whilst stroking my big nose and complaining about how small I am and how everyone always calls me gay, I'm also going to drive away in my fucking Ferrari, because I hate the fucker and I'm going to tell you all how perfect my life is when I move to France, I'm also going to add you all on Facebook and post parent jokes and complain about Facebook at the same time, fuck you all.

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old.user4556

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I've got a new Audi S3 for a 24 hour test drive.

It's fast, but it's fucking boring to drive. God it's dull.
 

CorNokZ

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Fuck you all m8s, Im going to delete my profile if you can't accept me as a trolling woman, I'm going to go and make football manager games instead, I'll go make them whilst stroking my big nose and complaining about how small I am and how everyone always calls me gay, I'm also going to drive away in my fucking Ferrari, because I hate the fucker and I'm going to tell you all how perfect my life is when I move to France, I'm also going to add you all on Facebook and post parent jokes and complain about Facebook at the same time, fuck you all.

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God speed

I'll decline your friendship request btw
 

Edmond

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I've got a new Audi S3 for a 24 hour test drive.

It's fast, but it's fucking boring to drive. God it's dull.
Oh no don't say that, that's what I want.....:(

Go and get a RS3 next and tell me what that's like?
 

old.user4556

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RS3? Slower on track than a Golf R and just as boring.


View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-3jWVTKYcP0


If you like luxury interiors and fast straight line speed, the S3 does both of those, but it's very uninvolving, the engine is far too muted, the exhaust note is non-existent and the steering is far too light. It's just a fast A3.
 

Bodhi

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Fast Audis have always been the same - lovely to behold and great places to be, dull as dishwater to drive though.

M135i for me, especially now they've sorted the looks out.
 

Tom

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They're not particularly fast but have you looked at a GT86? Nice looking cars.
 

old.user4556

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Fast Audis have always been the same - lovely to behold and great places to be, dull as dishwater to drive though.

M135i for me, especially now they've sorted the looks out.

Agreed.

Dull dull dull dull. Fast, but duuuuuull.
 

Job

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Ford Mustang , for 32 grand you get a 500hp V8, 0-60 in 4.2 and the coolest looking muscle car out there..it's a no brainer.
 

Edmond

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Ford Mustang , for 32 grand you get a 500hp V8, 0-60 in 4.2 and the coolest looking muscle car out there..perfect for that mid-life crisis/small dick substitute...it's a no brainer.

Fixed that for you, you're welcome
 

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