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[Bodhi]

Been reading the Guardian website a lot...I mean leftie of course..but everyday there is an article or opinion that is so cringingly desperate to be politically correct its like reading a wank dream of a 19 year old student union representative who's just got back from saving rare newts from ukip.

The Guardian is just a left wing Daily Mail with added spelling mistakes and factual inaccuracies.

 

[Bodhi]

Fixed m8.

Not your fault tho. Coming from stoke 'n all

LOL!

(Go pay some tax you hypocritical cunt)

 

[old.user4556]

Another lossless audio streaming service comes to the UK.

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/technolo...es-lossless-music-streaming-in-UK-and-US.html

Would you pay £20 per month for it?

 

[Scouse]

(Go pay some tax you hypocritical cunt)

Paying it. All of it.

All that's legally due. Surely you don't mean I should voluntarily give my money away to the government for no reason?

 

[Job]

Saw a band last night called Crowded Scouse and the bleedin played Crowded House songs all night...ah well it was a charity do...on the plus side when walking to the car a frickin stunning blonde in a cheerleader outfit asked me for directions..she was totally alone and covered in fake blood..my mind did wander to naughty places.

 

[Gwadien]

Saw a band last night called Crowded Scouse and the bleedin played Crowded House songs all night...ah well it was a charity do...on the plus side when walking to the car a frickin stunning blonde in a cheerleader outfit asked me for directions..she was totally alone and covered in fake blood..my mind did wander to naughty places.

What, Rape?

 

[Shagrat]

I thought trick or treating was supposed to be about young children on scary costumes. I was driving somewhere last night and every group of trick or treaters I passed seemed to consist of 14-16 year old girls dressed as slutty schoolgirls or cheerleaders covered in claret.

 

[old.Tohtori]

girls dressed as slutty schoolgirls

Pictures

 

[Bodhi]

Paying it. All of it.

All that's legally due. Surely you don't mean I should voluntarily give my money away to the government for no reason?

You seem to love suggesting Google, Starbucks etc should

Not that I actually give much of a shit. I'm just not from Stoke

 

[Moriath]

Saw a band last night called Crowded Scouse and the bleedin played Crowded House songs all night...ah well it was a charity do...on the plus side when walking to the car a frickin stunning blonde in a cheerleader outfit asked me for directions..she was totally alone and covered in fake blood..my mind did wander to naughty places.

You didn't realise it was a tribute band?

 

[Bodhi]

I just watched my Z3 compact move the length of my sofa's armrest of it's own accord. I was wondering if Samhain was messing with me, until I realized that my sofa's upholstery is smooth woven fiber, the armrest is at a slight angle, and the Z3 is covered in glass on both sides. The bass output from the hifi was making the armrest vibrate ever so slightly, causing the phone to slide slowly from one end to the other. It was very slow, but still noticable.

This is one negative of the Z3 is they've made shiny shiny too shiny, literally. It's a slippery bugger I'll give you that. Case sorts that out tho.

 

[TdC]

This is one negative of the Z3 is they've made shiny shiny too shiny, literally. It's a slippery bugger I'll give you that. Case sorts that out tho.

yeah dude. at first I thought it would not be an issue, and holding it is fine. putting it down on anything though...pfff

 

[TdC]

View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0li-wH3W5Yo

'Murica

 

[Gwadien]

You seem to love suggesting Google, Starbucks etc should

Not that I actually give much of a shit. I'm just not from Stoke

Bodhi
Part of the furniture
34, from Stroke-on-Tent

I guess you're also not a Part of the furniture

and you're actually 15?

FREDDYSHOUSE NEVER LIES IF THEY DO I WANT MY MONEY BACK.

 

[Gwadien]

I just thought.

What is the reasoning behind 'Terror levels' issued by the government?

I could make a really good sketch show on that topic.

 

[old.Tohtori]

Defcon probably.

 

[MYstIC G]

View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Skpu5HaVkOc

 

[Nate]

Anyone know if this company is legit? Friend is asking and I can't see any trustpilot reviews

http://www.seasonswholesale.co.uk/

 

[BloodOmen]

 

[Bodhi]

Bodhi
Part of the furniture
34, from Stroke-on-Tent

I guess you're also not a Part of the furniture

and you're actually 15?

FREDDYSHOUSE NEVER LIES IF THEY DO I WANT MY MONEY BACK.

Cos that's where I lived last time I could be arsed to update my profile.

 

[old.user4556]

Amazing prosthesis.

 

[Moriath]

I just thought.

What is the reasoning behind 'Terror levels' issued by the government?

I could make a really good sketch show on that topic.

1990-92 ish was code black and all cars entering british aerospace had to be searched cause that's where I worked. First gulf war and all that.

I guess fro what's said its the likelihood of a terror attack on british soil.

Whateverr you define as a terror stack. Some dude holding up a post office with a shotty is prob pretty scarey

 

[Moriath]

View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Skpu5HaVkOc

1. Statham doesn't lose he is too hard
2. Did they blow most of the effects on the trailer?

 

[Job]

Watched Dawn Planets apes without subtitles for the ape sign language..it completely changes the film..made it all 2001..apart from that it was pretty dull.

 

[TdC]

a mate came out to me as being a nudist. he's a 6'+ fit giant, and his gf is an absolute babe. my preconceived perceptions of all nudists being hideous, 60+ yo Frenchmen...shattered 0_o

 

[TdC]

http://torrentfreak.com/disney-patents-piracy-free-search-engine-141029/

ceiling mouse is watching you masturbate

 

[old.Tohtori]

and his gf is an absolute babe.

Can't trust you on this one, need pictoral proof.

 

[TdC]

teedlefriends must remain anonymous. even the real ones!

 

[Overdriven]

Watched Dawn Planets apes without subtitles for the ape sign language..it completely changes the film..made it all 2001..apart from that it was pretty dull.

Watched it today. Actually found it to be one of the better films I've seen this year.


Also watched The Nighcrawler in Wimbledon last night. Bit of weird one that.

 

[CorNokZ]

View: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J7K91g8yG_w