The Midgard Times

[loxleyhood]

http://www.midgardtimes.com/

Funny site, everyone probably already knows about it, but its too good to take the risk

 

[Tilda]

yes cracks me up.

like the story about the hib mage getting killed

/edit: and the portal forcasts

 

[osy]

Dear Torden,
Ever since my husband was promoted to Keep Lord, he’s become distant and remote. He just sits all day in his keep tower, never responding to my questions, his only interaction is to look vaguely in my direction. It’s ruining our marriage, what should I do?
-- Lorded Over

Dear Lorded Over,
Aye, the life of a Keep Lord's wife is a tough one. Always alone, night after night, as your husband keeps watch over his precious keep rather than his precious love! I have seen it too many times before, and I too know this loneliness of which you speak. If you would be so kind as to give me your address and your husband's watch schedule, I would be happy to come over and help you get through this difficult time.


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