Film The General Film Thread

[Job]

Baywatch movie is looking good, basically Zac revisiting his Dirty Grandpa role.

Baywatch Official Trailer #2 (2017) Dwayne Johnso…:
View: http://youtu.be/SINAloVybP4

 

[fettoken]

Looks like a Hollywood porno with a bigger budget. Truly scraping the barrel.

 

[caLLous]

Bloody hell @Job you don't do yourself any favours, do you? On the one hand you're dismissing one of the most highly praised films of last year and on the other, you're eagerly anticipating Baywatch.

 

[Gwadien]

Bloody hell @Job you don't do yourself any favours, do you? On the one hand you're dismissing one of the most highly praised films of last year and on the other, you're eagerly anticipating Baywatch.

It's because of the story line, doesn't suit his conservative everyone needs be just like me views.

I mean

Spoiler

Ethnic minorities and homosexuality loooooolllll

 

[Raven]

It does sound like a pile of bollocks though, to be fair.

Not misleading though so why @Job even bothered watching it in the first place is beyond me. Film is like books, if you don't like the synopsis then don't read it/watch it... there are plenty of others available.

 

[Raven]

Yeah sorry @Gwadien that people don't like the same stuff.

I can't stand love story films, just because its dude on dude won't change that.

 

[Bodhi]

Must admit I'm looking forward to Baywatch too, but not because it's going to be a great film - becuase it's going to be a Hollywood Porno with a bigger budget.

So basically, b00bs.

 

[Scouse]

Must admit I'm looking forward to Baywatch

I get liking throwaway junk films. (I watched all the Rutger Hauer movies). You wouldn't actually pay to see it at the cinema tho would you?

 

[Bodhi]

I get liking throwaway junk films. (I watched all the Rutger Hauer movies). You wouldn't actually pay to see it at the cinema tho would you?

Well no, becuase masterbating in the Odeon is frowned upon.

Seriously though would never pay money for it, but if it comes on Sky Cinema or on a flight I'm on, it's getting watched.

 

[Scouse]

Well no, becuase masterbating in the Odeon is frowned upon.

It might be, but it doesn't stop 'em

 

[Job]

Bloody hell @Job you don't do yourself any favours, do you? On the one hand you're dismissing one of the most highly praised films of last year and on the other, you're eagerly anticipating Baywatch.

You know those French art films where someone looks out of a window, smoking a cigarette, someone walks in , says nothing, 'you disgust me', person walks back out and leans against a wall and watches and old woman struggle psst with shopping.
Well thats Moonlight..but with lots of Yo Brothers and whatsup niggers..in it.

 

[Scouse]

whatsup niggers

What boggles the mind is that you chose to sit down and watch a black-repressed-gay-man-in-voyage-of-self-discovery movie.

Is it like devout christians in the US are the biggest actual subscribers to porn sites because it's forbidden and they denounce it, yet they secretly love it?

 

[Job]

The missus was watching it, I survived the first half, came back 15 mins from the end,
because she was shouting how bad it was, but she had to see it through.
And I might add, I had no idea what it was about before I watched it.

Spoiler

You don't know he's gay till 1/2 way through

 

[fettoken]

Yeah sorry @Gwadien that people don't like the same stuff.

I can't stand love story films, just because its dude on dude won't change that.

So you would say no to Hugh Grant vs Hugh Grant - He finally found himself!

 

[Job]

Logan is looking pretty depressing actually.

Logan Official Trailer #1 (2017) Hugh Jackman Wol…:
View: http://youtu.be/ny3hScFgCIQ

 

[Scouse]

Actually it's the first comic book trailer that's made me want to go to the flicks in a long time.

 

[Job]

Its quite epic , loss of an entire cast to age , the original X-Men is really that old.
Makes me sad.

 

[Job]

The Alien Covenant cast.

 

[Scouse]

Urgh. The one in the middle at the back looks like a religious type. Makes me cringe.

 

[Hawkwind]

Must admit I'm looking forward to Baywatch too, but not because it's going to be a great film - becuase it's going to be a Hollywood Porno with a bigger budget.

So basically, b00bs.

It will be total nostalgia for me, not just perving . Remember the drinking games in the officers mess, 2 fingers measure every time a boob bounced in a swimsuit. Squadron drink was a b52 so it used to get a bit messy

 

[fettoken]

Thoughts on The intouchables US remake with Bryan Cranston and Kevin Heart?

 

[Moriath]

Thoughts on The intouchables US remake with Bryan Cranston and Kevin Heart?

U mean untouchables? Or is there another film?

The original with sean connery? That was great. Hate remakes.

 

[fettoken]

U mean untouchables? Or is there another film?

The original with sean connery? That was great. Hate remakes.

I meant The Intouchables! Untouchable (2011) - IMDb (Intouchables (original title))

Edit: Can't the fucking fuckers fucking decide ONE title?

 

[Moriath]

I meant The Intouchables! Untouchable (2011) - IMDb (Intouchables (original title))

Edit: Can't the fucking fuckers fucking decide ONE title?

Never seen it.

 

[TdC]

Urgh. The one in the middle at the back looks like a religious type. Makes me cringe.

you just KNOW he's going to get the surprise chestburster

/goes off to play some Alien Isolation

 

[Jupitus]

Never seen it.

It's good, as I recall

 

[Moriath]

It's good, as I recall

I think if it wascreleased as intouchables i would be wanting the name corrected to proper english while i was watching it

 

[DaGaffer]

The Alien Covenant cast.

Ridley Scott film so it could be brilliant (The Martian) or fucking terrible (The Counsellor). But given it's the sequel to Prometheus, I'm going to go with terrible.

 

[Scouse]

Ridley Scott film so it could be brilliant (The Martian) or fucking terrible (The Counsellor). But given it's the sequel to Prometheus, I'm going to go with terrible.

The Martian is an exception to his recent form (and not *brilliant* but very good). He's been quite turd for a long long time.

 

[Tom]

View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EkXgRlRao5I


Not taken from the film, but shot separately as a prologue.