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Nate, be yourself. If that means making stupid lion tamer jokes then do so.
I kinda agree with that
Nate, be yourself. If that means making stupid lion tamer jokes then do so.
Your mum is beyond helpStupid lion tamer jokes, how very dare you.
Thanks everyone.
I'm using you guys as my buddy checkers, which is always handy as you can look a right dick without a bit of outside help. Gwad obviously is beyond help. But most people can use some.
I agree with this, just because you went to Australia, doesn't mean you're fucking Ray Mears.Pretending you're a snowboarder and exotic traveller is a bit of a cliché, so unless you really are those things, probably best to be avoided.
I think I'd say, I like to holiday to off-the-wall places such as Australia for long periods of timeI didn't say I'm an exotic traveller "well travelled" can't be taken that way, surely? and "I've done some snowboarding" can't be taken as I'm a pro snowboarder
I'm Currently working in Catering, it's a nice feeling to create something and see people enjoy it. Would like to do more travelling, the Trans-Siberian Railway looks exciting.
I'm adventurous, athletic and a pet owner. I like bike riding, running and I've done some snowboarding in New Zealand, would love to do more. I also walk my two Jugs, Naughty and Noodle they are lovely little dogs. I aspire to be a home owner with my own business eventually. I'm a happy person who enjoys making other people laugh and have a good time. Generally in the music I listen to I don't pay attention to the genre/politics/fashion, etc but instead if it's a good tune, I'll listen to it! One of my favourites is Kings of Leon.
I don't undestand, there's nothing funny in it anymore
Note how I made 2 amazing jokes, without actually making it obvious - that'll be the difference between getting an intelligent funny person rather than a mouth-breatherHello, I'm Dave, I'm a 20 something year old from Essex, currently working as a Butcher in Sainsburies, It's not the most idealistic job atm, but it brings home the bacon, I'd hopefully one day like to take this experience and turn it into something a lot more productive and satisfying, hopefully one day owning my own home and business, as for myself, I'm pretty athletic, do a bit of running, cycling, and some extreme sports if introduced and offered to me! *If a date happens, the snow boarding could come in as a could story* I also do a bit of dog walking with my beloved Jugs Naughty and Noodle, they're a fantastic pair. I'm not music mad, but I love a bit of a dance to some tunes!
Anyway, contact me, because I'll sex you up, in sessex.
I thought it was a good fucking attempt.Wow Gwad that's great, amazing jokes. Really. You're not very nice and I don't like you and the sound of your piss hitting the urinal is feminine.
This thread isn't for your mumThis thread is now for adults only, please go away and let me speak to your mother about your disgusting attitude.
Being a male is matter of birth, being a man is a matter of age, but being a gentleman is a matter of choice.
I am hard working and live my life to the fullest. I laugh and smile a lot, I like to think my smile is contagious. I enjoy running and am not really keen on the idea of gyms. Why drive for miles and then run on the same spot? There is beauty in the country we live in, you just have to find it. I have two dogs Naughty and Noodle who I walk daily. I do agility with Noodle too, it's funny to see her doing such a big course as she's only little. I also volunteer with a local charity, it's a great feeling to help those less fortunate then ourselves. My main goal in life is to experience what the world offers and have a good time doing it, meeting amazing people along the way and finding out about different cultures. I'd like to do more travelling and am currently looking at the Trans-Siberian Railway.
Read up to the 2nd sentence, no.I have gayed the shit out of it.
It's a work of genius, I have copy and pasted it to a few people who can't access here from work!
I wonder if my superman post above was too subtle
Toht, that is suprisingly well put together. Perfectly subtle, and a good measure of funny. Like it.
I didn't say anything because it wasn't funny.