Bad taste The Bad Taste Joke Thread

[Gumbo]

Bob Crow's funeral will be at midday on Thursday for 24hrs and another two days starting the following Thursday......

 

[Bahumat]

Hit the wrong emoji doh!

 

[Billargh]

The wrong what?

 

[Raven]

Bob Crow died at the age of 52, typical union member, clocking off early.

 

[dysfunction]

The wrong what?

Smilie...

 

[Hawkwind]

Sikopedia -

Following the death of Bob Crow, London Underground staff are in mourning

All 10 of them then.
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RMT Union Leader, Bob Crow, has died.

His family are asking for no questions from the press at this sad time, plus 2 additional days off at Christmas.
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Rail Union leader Bob Crow has died of a massive heart attack.

So it was blocked tubes that finally killed him, oh the irony.
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In Tribute to the passing of Bob Crow. I'll walk to work tomorrow. It's what he always wanted!

 

[Lamp]

(52 is too young. Never liked Bob Crow's politics, but was actually quite shocked at his passing)

 

[Billargh]

What's better than winning gold at the Paralympics?

Walking.

 

[Madmaxx]

Obama walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder. Bartender looks up and says," Hey that's pretty cool, where'd you get it?" Parrot says, " Africa, they're all over the place."

 

[Gumbo]

Fitting instructions :-

1) Lie on the floor
2) Shake uncontrollably

 

[Overdriven]

Heard on the news this morning that babies are being shaken.

Never knew babies were a part of the mixing instructions for a Martini.

 

[old.Osy]

View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wOhCzjJ8Kqc

 

[CorNokZ]

A wizard walks into a gay bar and disappears with a poof

 

[BloodOmen]

I'm going to hell for this.

What's the difference between Paul Walker and a computer?

Spoiler

I give a fuck when my computer crashes.

 

[Hawkwind]

"Look baby, I've never been unfaithful." I insisted, during another argument with the wife. "I swear on my daughter's life I've never cheated."

"Daughter?"


"Fuck!"

Courtesy of Sickipedia.org

 

[Madmaxx]

The War Machines combat record on wikipedia inc his most recent fight....

 

[TdC]

wow he did quite a number on her, poor girl

for some reason I am more shocked by US medical reconstruction prices. I've had fairly major surgery on my leg when I broke it, and on my shoulder when I broke that, and the total hospital bills for those were < 8K euros. the quote for doing teeth and fixing her broken jaw is 75K~100K. is this America doctor weirdness?

 

[Lamp]

Police have removed a large amount of material from a house belonging to Cliff Richard.

Fingers crossed it's just child porn and not new music

 

[Edmond]

I thought it was a seaside tragedy when I read the headline 'Young lad tossed off Cliff'

Just goes to show, you never know what's lurking in the Shadows!!!

 

[Lamp]

Quite saddened to hear of the death of James Alexander Gordon from cancer.

But I guess he knew the score.

 

[Madmaxx]

 

[Raven]

There was a young lad called Dave, who dug up a prostitutes grave, she was mouldy as shit and missing a tit, but think of the money he saved.

 

[TdC]

Two Irishmen flew to Canada on a hunting trip. They chartered a small plane to take them into the Rockies for a week hunting moose. They managed to bag 6. As they were loading the plane to return, the Pilot said the plane could take only 4 moose.

The two lads objected strongly: "Last year we shot six. The pilot let us take them all and he had the same plane as yours." Reluctantly, the pilot gave in and all six were loaded. The plane took off. However, while attempting to cross some mountains, even on full power, the little plane couldn't handle the load and went down.

Somehow, surrounded by the moose bodies, only Paddy and Mick survived the crash. After climbing out of the wreckage, Paddy asked Mick, "Any idea where we are?"
Mick replied: "I think we're pretty close to where we crashed last year."

 

[Cadelin]

Q. What do ISIS and little miss muffet have in commone?

A. They both have curds in their whey.

 

[Scouse]

So the missus caught me shagging my daughter last night.

I don't know what surprised her more. That I was shagging my daugher behind her back or that the abortion clinic let me have the foetus...

 

[fettoken]

Scouse, that was way beyond any area of 'bad taste'.

 

[georgie]

You do know he didn't actually do it. Right?

Hmm, mind you...

You didn't actually do it did you, @Scouse

 

[fettoken]

No what i meant was that joke might have been too much even for this thread. 'Bad joke thread'. And by god, that was bad.

 

[Ormorof]

No what i meant was that joke might have been too much even for this thread. 'Bad joke thread'. And by god, that was bad.

This isnt the bad joke thread this is the bad TASTE joke thread so this is where it belongs

 

[Billargh]

Scouse, that was way beyond any area of 'bad taste'.

if you're easily offened then cock the fuck off!!!!!

As per first post.