Football The 2016/2017 Season Thread

[Lethul]

Their counter-attack didn't work against us last night though. They scored a goal where one of our defenders decided to watch football rather than play it

Sounds like it worked

 

[CorNokZ]

Sounds like it worked

It didn't though. Their goal wasn't on a counter

 

[Lethul]

It didn't though. Their goal wasn't on a counter

They won!

 

[Scouse]

Top of the league at the moment

 

[Raven]

Wanked a pound on 6.1

Already won £120 on the Northampton game.

 

[Scouse]

Gah. Poor keeping.

 

[caLLous]

I hope that hour is the whole time you spend at the top of the table. Gloating Liverpool fans (not you, I mean elsewhere) are insufferable.

 

[Raven]

lolchester UTD

 

[Raven]

Taxi for Maureen.

 

[gmloki]

What a load of utter wank stain that was. Cant believe that at the start of the season, the verdict was Blind was the one at threat and Smalling was the natural fit. Fuck that. Utter utter dross from him, Lingard and Fellaini. Does make you wonder how big a hangover it was Fergie going if three succsesive managers can't get a tune out of this club. Never mind new midfield, I would get Shaw in and that Targaryan fella in. Fuck off Smalling for Blind and dont allow Lingard anywhere the team for the forseable future.

 

[caLLous]

Which translates to "do it when you are up 1-0 , not 4-0, otherwise it is just humiliation". Conte is known for being a bit of a twat but I don't feel like he did anything out of line here. He only heard United fans and wanted to hear more from Chelsea fans.

 

[Scouse]

 

[caLLous]

That could be more damaging than the result, he has definitely been their best defender.

 

[Raven]

Moussa Sissoko faces ban as Tottenham accept Harry Arter elbow charge

Seen worse completely ignored.

 

[caLLous]

Trouble involving West Ham fans? I refuse to believe it.

 

[Raven]

Stay classy, West Ham.

West Ham: 'Homophobic flyers' at Chelsea game investigated

 

[DaGaffer]

Stay classy, West Ham.

West Ham: 'Homophobic flyers' at Chelsea game investigated

Aren't cockneys great?

 

[Raven]

Mon Arsenal. Got money on 1.5

 

[Moriath]

Entertaining first half for the liverpool game

 

[Raven]

Maureen gone by Christmas?

 

[Moriath]

Doubt it

 

[gohan]

Remember that time that man city secretly signed messi?

 

[caLLous]

Sterling fucked that right up. :\

De Bruyne did *not* fuck that up, though.

 

[caLLous]

Everything good and everything bad about John Stones in the space of about 2 seconds.

 

[Shagrat]

Holy shit what a goal by fenerbache!

 

[Moriath]

Agreed. No chance keeper

 

[Raven]

What a dick Zlatan is.

Edit, and Rooney, stupid to react like that.

 

[caLLous]

Silly Zlatan committing the foul. Hell of a free kick though.

 

[CorNokZ]

Leicester's tactics from last night:
Ranieri: "Hoof it to Vardy and maybe Mahrez and let's see what happens??? Otherwise try to avoid play football and just defend.

Oh and Schmeichel, try not to break your hand and maybe another last minute save to troll your countrymen? Le hehe.."

 

[Raven]

Not taken Maureen long to turn on the players.

Jose Mourinho: Man Utd manager questions players' commitment