/Wave!
Wayne Rooney has had a hair transplant. It's a bit like putting a thatched roof on a shit-house - it might keep the flies off, but there's still a turd underneath.
Ryan Giggs and his brother walk into a bar. Ryan says to the barman "I'll have whatever he's having.."
Seems like Giggs doesn't care where he gets his birds from. Big brother little brother, he's not fussy..
The "Jeremy Kyle" Show should do a special on Manchester United;
'My husband slept with prostitutes while I was pregnant' featuring Rooney.
''My husband slept with my sister-in-law and tried to cover it up' with Giggs
'I've a gambling problem costing me a fortune' confesses little Michael Owen.
'My family is heavily involved in crime, but we keep it quiet' admits Ferdinand.
You couldn't make it up.........
Ryan Giggs, sports personality of the year. Lol.
Still would have preferred a Midfielder but oh well. English players cost way to much tho. :/
Aston Villa in talks with Benitez
Aston Villa in talks with Benitez
Thank god. Even the slightly remote possibility of that useless fat fuck getting anywhere near Chelsea goes out of the window. TAKE HIM DEAR GOD TAKE HIM VILLA.
Would expect around £15m for Bendtner and Denilson. Maybe more.