Football The 2009/2010 Season Thread

[Ch3tan]

Get in Arsenal. Exactly what Barca deserve for all their rolling around and conning of the ref.

 

[CorNokZ]

Winner of Ballon d'Or 2010

Nicklas Bartender

edit. Messi

 

[Ch3tan]

Lol, the time it took to post that and they are level with a wonder goal.

 

[Ch3tan]

This referee needs shooting, honestly he falls for each and every Barca con. How was that a free kick on Messi? Cheaty *****.

 

[CorNokZ]

And now Xavi.. You see them leap off the ground before they ever have any contact with the Arsenal players! It just proves that great acting > great football

 

[CorNokZ]

Only way to stop him is to break his leg.. Michael Laudrup just called him a little wizard, lol

 

[Ch3tan]

I think Bendtner is the man for the job, he should break the leg of every player who goes rolling around.


edit:// LOL what? how much space do Arse want to give Messi? Denilson and Diaby are not doing a good job in midfield, no attention in defence.

 

[CorNokZ]

Little Wizard has now scored 3

But where is the Arsenal defence?

 

[Gray]

3-1 to Barca now

That was fast.

 

[Ch3tan]

I think I just saw Marc implode in the crowd. There was a fountain of cream, and then nothing.

 

[Olgaline]

another Messi hatrick, geez..

didnt he just do two in a row in the La Liga ?

 

[Corran]

Barcelona are incredibly adapt at doing flips and rolls when they get tackled whilst clutching their ankles. They really should be olympic divers as they would do great. It spoils the rest of the game when the referee buys it.

Good finishes from Messi, both goals had luck mind you.

First one was an awful pass by messi that was lucky to bounce back to him, 2nd one a crap ball into the box that luckily fell to barcelona player (they should have got a goal from a good ball in mind you)

 

[Turamber]

I think I just saw Marc implode in the crowd. There was a fountain of cream, and then nothing.

He went to worship his hero, but sadly his mothers just told him that his father was actually a travelling salesman for razor blades. He's been misled all these years, oh the pathos.

 

[Ch3tan]

There was one challenge on Busquets where he got caught on his right leg, went down, rolled around and grabbed his left ankle. poor show.

Okay guys we have two options, I can text Soze and get him to carry out plan A. Plan A involves him drugging Marc and then removing his fingers, thus sparring us from the I told you so we all know is coming.

Plan B is we ply TDC with coke and hookers in exchange for him banning Marc.

Option A is cheaper..... and well, it IS a recession.

 

[Olgaline]

but Plan B sounds more like the OT option of choice

 

[Vladamir]

Or we lock and delete this thread and deny any existence of football knowledge?

 

[ileks]

How annoying would that inflatable man thing be if you were sitting behind it!

Hopefully Arsenal can score 2

 

[Olgaline]

I'm all for midget hookers and coke

 

[Embattle]

Much as I want Ars to win I just can't see it, one of Messi's best abilities is to exploit weak defence and Ars have one of the weakest.

 

[CorNokZ]

Did someone mention coke?

 

[Ch3tan]

If Bendter was Rooney he'd have a hatrick by now.

 

[Corran]

Not watching anymore, CSI is more appealing then 2nd half of a foregone conclusion

 

[CorNokZ]

Let me be the first to say:

Spoiler

Before Mark does

 

[Ch3tan]

Clichy's decision making when attacking has been awful. Better than Evra and Cole? On this evidence he is not even better than Abidal.

edit:// LOL cokenose, I think you just found him a new sig

 

[Wonk]

Clichy's decision making when attacking has been awful. Better than Evra and Cole? On this evidence he is not even better than Abidal.

edit:// LOL cokenose, I think you just found him a new sig

clichy has never been able to hit anyone with his crosses, however he wants to win this match more than anybody else on his team.

 

[Ch3tan]

Wait! Wonk, are you saying that Bendtner is not the most hungry, up for it, AWESOME player on the arsenal side?



LOLOLOLOL 4!!!

 

[Wonk]

no need for the ronaldo/messi discussions now....

..because Vingaard is still better than both

 

[Shagrat]

we need someone gullible enough to agree to dress up as a woman and seduce Marc so they can sneak into his place and sabotage his keyboard.

I'm willing to offer a bag of wine gums and a copy of Razzle to our would be saboteur...

 

[Wonk]

Wait! Wonk, are you saying that Bendtner is not the most hungry, up for it, AWESOME player on the arsenal side?



LOLOLOLOL 4!!!

haha, he's the most lazy player on the pitch.

why is that aimed at me though?

 

[Corran]

Did say messi should have at least bagged a couple against the first leg arsenal defense, would been something wrong if he didnt manage it tonight with an even worse one.
Still 4 goals is impressive.

If people can say Man Utd are a 1 man side, then clearly on tonights game that has to be said about Messi. Because I dont think that Barcelona would have got far without him (especially on first half)