Swords Encyclopedia of everything 2004

[Fedaykin]

i would say stella. uke:

stella owns imo

 

[Brynn]

Stella is luvly. I dont like Boddingtons too mingin

 

[Elcain]

What day of the week will i die?

 

[swords]

What day of the week will i die?

Wednesday.

 

[Elcain]

Wednesday.

Sounds Fun i cant wait

 

[swords]

Oh you wouln't enjoy it believe me...

 

[Elcain]

Oh you wouldn't enjoy it believe me...

ok How will i die?

 

[swords]

ok How will i die?

I can't tell you it would spoil the surprise.

 

[Loxleyhood]

What the fuck should I get the girlfriend for Valentine's Day?

 

[Teren]

how much free electrons there are in the universe?

 

[Dukat]

uber thread

ok heres my questions...

(this first question is from red dwarf, asked by talkie toaster, i wanna see if the answer is the same)

Question 1.
given that god is infinite, and that the univerese is also infinite....

would you like a some toast?

Question 2.
What's the story with electrisity?
can u 'kill' (e.g. nullify) electirisity? if so, how?

Question 3.
given that while on the internet you can talk, interact, see and 'be' with other people, is it truly 'social' ? if not why not? if so, why?


PS. i love some of these answers gr8 thread

 

[Dukat]

ok How will i die?

http://test3.thespark.com/deathtest/

 

[swords]

how much free electrons there are in the universe?

None, they are all owned by Microsoft.

 

[Loxleyhood]

What the fuck should I get the girlfriend for Valentine's Day?

Cmon Einstein.

 

[swords]

What the fuck should I get the girlfriend for Valentine's Day?

Get her an onion, for it symbolises that you love her not just for whats on the outside, but also for the different layers of her personality.

 

[Brynn]

And makes her cry?

 

[Loxleyhood]

And her personality is so pugnant it makes me cry? Because that's what she'll say!

 

[Brynn]

And her personality is so pugnant it makes me cry? Because that's what she'll say!

Women are evul, mine would say the same too.

/mine wasn't happy when i bought her 2 sacks of flour.

Had to explain 2 bags flour = flours.

/thanks to red dwarf for that one

 

[swords]

uber thread

ok heres my questions...

(this first question is from red dwarf, asked by talkie toaster, i wanna see if the answer is the same)

Question 1.
given that god is infinite, and that the univerese is also infinite....

would you like a some toast?

Question 2.
What's the story with electrisity?
can u 'kill' (e.g. nullify) electirisity? if so, how?

Question 3.
given that while on the internet you can talk, interact, see and 'be' with other people, is it truly 'social' ? if not why not? if so, why?


PS. i love some of these answers gr8 thread

1. Yes.
2.No as it isnt ''alive''
3.yes its social.

 

[Loxleyhood]

Swords is ignoring us, I think we've beaten him.

 

[swords]

And her personality is so pugnant it makes me cry? Because that's what she'll say!

Tears of Joy...

 

[Loxleyhood]

Blast!

 

[swords]

Next question Lox you can't defeat me i have the answer to everything!

 

[Loxleyhood]

Why is a Prince Albert called a Prince Albert?

 

[swords]

Why is a Prince Albert called a Prince Albert?

Because its a Prince, who's name is Albert.

 

[Loxleyhood]

The piercing you pleb.

 

[swords]

The piercing you pleb.

the Piercing is a Prince called Albert too.

 

[Loxleyhood]

But why?

 

[swords]

But why?

The Prince Albert piercing is apparently named after Queen Victoria's consort Prince Albert of Saxe-Coburg-Gotha. It is alleged that he wore a ring attached to his penis which was then strapped to his thigh, in order to maintain the smooth line of the tight trousers that were in fashion at the time.

 

[Loxleyhood]

Why will a duck's quack never echo?