Swords Encyclopedia of everything 2004

[Nalistah]

Why do we (as guys) get erections at the worst possible moment?

c0z ur d00med to it

 

[Brynn]

c0z ur d00med to it

your not swords so im not listening to you answer

 

[swords]

Why do we (as guys) get erections at the worst possible moment?

Define worst possible moment?
Like when you decide to go for a nekkid jog down the high street?

 

[Nuked]

ok i've got you this time ...

why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?

 

[swords]

ok i've got you this time ...

why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?

Good practice for the non lethal injections

 

[Teren]

what should i give my gf (she smokes and drinks) to make her have a crush on me???
if it will work ill paypal you $10

 

[Sissyfoo]

Roofies?

 

[Teren]

wtf are roofies?

 

[Loxleyhood]

what should i give my gf (she smokes and drinks) to make her have a crush on me???
if it will work ill paypal you $10

If she is your girlfriend why are you worried about her having a crush on you? You go out there and pursue the dream of underage sex my little amigo.

 

[Sissyfoo]

wtf are roofies?

How can any self-respecting male NOT know what roofies are?

 

[Brynn]

Hey sissy remember our chat about roofies

 

[Elcain]

Shall i buy a Mini (Classic one)

 

[Brynn]

What ever you do dont buy the new ones - they are horrible

 

[swords]

Shall i buy a Mini (Classic one)

HELL YES

 

[Teren]

k, googled it.... i don't need that... and i'm 14 y.o. ffs
my gf is not a v1rgin tho... she's 15

 

[Loxleyhood]

Sleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeut

And I had to look up 'Roofies' too.

 

[Teren]

stfu loxley

 

[Brynn]

..dude your 14. you shouldn't be having sex. Go play with your toys or something.

 

[Teren]

i don't play with toys fyi

 

[Elcain]

Bah leave him alone

 

[Teren]

thanks matey

 

[Teren]

neway... where can i get roofies?

 

[Nuked]

ok
why is lemon juice is made with artificial flavor, while dishwashing liquid is
made with real lemons?

 

[Loxleyhood]

stfu loxley

I wont be having such language boy, or you'll do laps of the forums.

 

[Brynn]

neway... where can i get roofies?

google it again, if you wanna be accused of date rape.


AND FGS your 14 - you shouln't be thinking about having sex for about another 2-3 years

 

[Loxleyhood]

Bullshit. Fuck her good.

 

[Brynn]

Every time i see your Avatar Lox i always think of Monopoly. Made me dig out my pc version

 

[swords]

Do not pass Go....Do not collect 200...

 

[Brynn]

how?

 

[swords]

how?

if the answer to Why is because then the answer to how is Like this.