Swords Encyclopedia of everything 2004

[Egor]

A sphincter says what?

 

[stubbyrulz]

will my world domination plan work?

 

[Egor]

If it has anything to do with sea monkeys then I'll sue your ass!

 

[Loxleyhood]

Where's the any key?

 

[Dillinja]

I removed F12 and replaced it with a home made 'any' key.

 

[swords]

If a tree falls over in the forest and there is no-one to hear it, does it make a noise ?

No because Noise is unwanted sound and there is noone around to complain.

 

[swords]

A sphincter says what?

PFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF!!!!!!!!!!! with some smelly gasses released.

 

[swords]

will my world domination plan work?

No it will not thank Ozzy!

 

[swords]

Where's the any key?

It's where ever you want it to be on the keyboard.

 

[Loxleyhood]

What's this growth in my crotch!?

 

[Czaedes]

What's this growth in my crotch!?

Oh dear you're a Viking

 

[Ala]

Why do birds suddenly appear?

.... just like me, they long to be, close to you!

 

[Ala]

Quote:
Originally Posted by Egor
A sphincter says what?

Quote:
Originally Posted by Swords
PFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF!!!!!!!!!!! with some smelly gasses released.

Sometimes it says.. shlupp shlupp shlupp shlupp

 

[k9awya]

Quote:
Originally Posted by Egor
A sphincter says what?

Quote:
Originally Posted by Swords
PFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF!!!!!!!!!!! with some smelly gasses released.

Sometimes it says.. shlupp shlupp shlupp shlupp

that type of post should be fucking illegal!

 

[Loxleyhood]

Quote:
Originally Posted by Egor
A sphincter says what?

Quote:
Originally Posted by Swords
PFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF!!!!!!!!!!! with some smelly gasses released.

Sometimes it says.. shlupp shlupp shlupp shlupp

What manner of sphincter are we talking about here?

 

[swords]

What manner of sphincter are we talking about here?

one that goes Shlupp!

 

[Czaedes]

Oh dear you're a Viking

Forget that, you're a Regular Freddie now :touch:

 

[hrodelbert]

will Leicester city stay in the premiership this season? and will the sheep shagging bastards that are derby county get relegated?

 

[swords]

will Leicester city stay in the premiership this season? and will the sheep shagging bastards that are derby county get relegated?

The omes do not look good for Leicester im afraid.
As for the Sheep Shaggers they will not be relegated this year due to their new ''training'' and fitness program

 

[Nuked]

Are we in the matrix?

 

[Brynn]

Why is burberry so shite?

for those who dont know its this :

 

[Rhirap]

the guys said ask him questions, assuming that doesnt mean 'predict the future' stop asking what will happen beyond the present day anyway, my question is...

will i be rich by the time im 50? jk

 

['Shy]

My question:

What colour should I dye my hair at the weekend?

 

[Sissyfoo]

My question:

Should I destroy the England using my Doomsday Device no.1 (based on quantum backflow dynamics) or should I use Doomsday Device no.2 (based on using a knife and stabbing everyone to death)?

 

[Alkoran]

Shy. Red, not "red hair" red, real red.

Sissyfoo. Device no.2. It'll bring you home and the scene will go with Shy's hair.

 

['Shy]

Shy. Red, not "red hair" red, real red.

Sissyfoo. Device no.2. It'll bring you home and the scene will go with Shy's hair.

I have pillar box red! Thanks for the advice!

 

[swords]

Are we in the matrix?

No.

 

[swords]

Why is burberry so shite?

for those who dont know its this :

Just look at how the colours clash! it should be obvious!

 

[swords]

[QUOTE='Shy]My question:

What colour should I dye my hair at the weekend?[/QUOTE]

Ginger!

 

[swords]

My question:

Should I destroy the England using my Doomsday Device no.1 (based on quantum backflow dynamics) or should I use Doomsday Device no.2 (based on using a knife and stabbing everyone to death)?

Device 1, its less work for the Evil genious on the go. plus it makes a funky whoosh sound before it kills stuff