Mobius
Can't get enough of FH
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- Dec 22, 2003
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Right, I want to change. (Yes, its to do with a girl, etc) I need the following advice.
(I'll put all my stupid quests in 1 thread, rather than clutter the forums with my idiocy!)
1# Healthy Eating
I'm sure I've said this a hundred times before, but I really want to start eating healthily. I feel physically sick most of the day, as if I've got something nasty in my stomach. I am constantly burping and farting, and I cry when I shat.
How can I go about eating ZERO chocolate/crisps/kebabs, etc? I am out of the house most of the day, so find myself spending a good few quid on junk snacks whilst out. What can I buy to keep myself from feeling hungry, I like apples etc but I've heard that to much fruit gives you the shits. Also instead of coke whats a good drink? I'm not to keen on water...its just so plain.
2# Clothes
I'm not really one of the social elite. I like to hide in the background trying to blend in so that people don't notice me. My wardrobe basically consists of an Arsenal home and away shirt, and lots of dark coloured clothes. I'm not sure if wearing black shirt/jeans/shoes and jacket looks normal, or really stupid. I have absolutely no idea about this type of thing. I think the only positive comment I've ever had about my clothing was when I bought a pair of K-Swiss plain white trainers. (They are a size to large and I have to wear 4 pairs of socks to keep them from falling off.) I hate being served to by a hot women, you feel pressured to just accept the first pair they bring out.
So like, whats the latest "fashion" (if its still called that) I have a bit of money to spend, I'm not a chav, gangsta, nor a goth. I just want something normal. Nothing to outrageous. Any ideas?
3# Hair
Usually I just wait for my hair to grow to a size that It looks very scruffy, and then I get it all lopped off. Nowadays it seems to be the norm to have lots of scruffy hair, but I'm guessing the people with this hair go to a stylist or something. How do you go about getting a stylist to sort your hair out? I wouldn't have the faintest idea what to ask for, would they decide for me or would they see me as an idiot and overcharge me for something crap? At the moment I just go to a plain ol' barber who smells and touches me. (It only costs 6 quid) How much are the proper places...and what sort of stuff do you ask for? I've got quite a bit of hair at the moment, so I figured its a good time to sort it out.
4# Facewash
I'm currently using the old Soap and water method, and it leaves me dry and chapped. Is there any particular brand of face cream that works well on sensitive skin? I'm very greasy so I need something non greasy!
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I've got 2 weeks from 6th form now due to Easter holidays, so this is a good time to sort myself out. You've never steered me wrong yet Freddyshouse, do me proud!
Thanks in advance.
Your friendly neighbourhood berk.
(I'll put all my stupid quests in 1 thread, rather than clutter the forums with my idiocy!)
1# Healthy Eating
I'm sure I've said this a hundred times before, but I really want to start eating healthily. I feel physically sick most of the day, as if I've got something nasty in my stomach. I am constantly burping and farting, and I cry when I shat.
How can I go about eating ZERO chocolate/crisps/kebabs, etc? I am out of the house most of the day, so find myself spending a good few quid on junk snacks whilst out. What can I buy to keep myself from feeling hungry, I like apples etc but I've heard that to much fruit gives you the shits. Also instead of coke whats a good drink? I'm not to keen on water...its just so plain.
2# Clothes
I'm not really one of the social elite. I like to hide in the background trying to blend in so that people don't notice me. My wardrobe basically consists of an Arsenal home and away shirt, and lots of dark coloured clothes. I'm not sure if wearing black shirt/jeans/shoes and jacket looks normal, or really stupid. I have absolutely no idea about this type of thing. I think the only positive comment I've ever had about my clothing was when I bought a pair of K-Swiss plain white trainers. (They are a size to large and I have to wear 4 pairs of socks to keep them from falling off.) I hate being served to by a hot women, you feel pressured to just accept the first pair they bring out.
So like, whats the latest "fashion" (if its still called that) I have a bit of money to spend, I'm not a chav, gangsta, nor a goth. I just want something normal. Nothing to outrageous. Any ideas?
3# Hair
Usually I just wait for my hair to grow to a size that It looks very scruffy, and then I get it all lopped off. Nowadays it seems to be the norm to have lots of scruffy hair, but I'm guessing the people with this hair go to a stylist or something. How do you go about getting a stylist to sort your hair out? I wouldn't have the faintest idea what to ask for, would they decide for me or would they see me as an idiot and overcharge me for something crap? At the moment I just go to a plain ol' barber who smells and touches me. (It only costs 6 quid) How much are the proper places...and what sort of stuff do you ask for? I've got quite a bit of hair at the moment, so I figured its a good time to sort it out.
4# Facewash
I'm currently using the old Soap and water method, and it leaves me dry and chapped. Is there any particular brand of face cream that works well on sensitive skin? I'm very greasy so I need something non greasy!
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I've got 2 weeks from 6th form now due to Easter holidays, so this is a good time to sort myself out. You've never steered me wrong yet Freddyshouse, do me proud!
Thanks in advance.
Your friendly neighbourhood berk.