Supercool dudes, I know you're out there.

[supersaint]

Aren't Space Raiders like 15 grams/pack or something?

 

[Hansmoleman]

Aren't Space Raiders like 15 grams/pack or something?

who cares they cost 10p and are the greatest crisps in the world! they stop aliens invading if you read the packet.

 

[Aoami]

Oh by the way? can you grow a beard yet?

The ladies love a bit of designer stubble.

 

[tris-]

arnt they made out of crusty spunk or something?

 

[Mobius]

Oh by the way? can you grow a beard yet?

The ladies love a bit of designer stubble.

Unfortunately not. Its sort of soft, not stubbly. I've never properly shaved though, I only use an electric razor, so if I did it proper, might it grow differently?

 

[tris-]

keep shaving and it will grow faster, thicker and with a vengeance. if u cba goto the barbers and they can do it. its taken me a year or so of solid shaving to make it sand paper, and man its good.

 

[Mobius]

Shave with an electric shaver as I currently am, or foam/razor etc? At the moment it just seems to grow back soft and gay.

 

[Brynn]

/sarcasm mode on

that will all change when you hit puberty

/end sarcasm

 

[old.user4556]

Oh by the way? can you grow a beard yet?

The ladies love a bit of designer stubble.

That's entirely dependant on the woman. My girlfriend hates it when i'm scratchy.

Also, my tip to you Mobius is not to presume what woman want .

 

[tris-]

Shave with an electric shaver as I currently am, or foam/razor etc? At the moment it just seems to grow back soft and gay.

if your not used to a razor and there are no men around to show you then goto the barbers where they can shave you.

 

[Aoami]

That's entirely dependant on the woman. My girlfriend hates it when i'm scratchy.

Also, my tip to you Mobius is not to presume what woman want .

Hah, good point!

Well the women i know anyway

 

[Aoami]

if your not used to a razor and there are no men around to show you then goto the barbers where they can shave you.

You gotta learn someday, i learnt through trial and error... not exactly the most difficult of tasks tbh.

 

[Munkey]

its not exactly difficult using a razor now is it?

apply foam to face, run razor up and down till all foam gone.

finish

 

[Cask]

I think you should all take pictures of yourselves so he knows who to take advice from.

Harsh but true. That's one of the reasons I didn't post anything because I barely feel qualified to answer the questions for myself and wouldn't even want to try for someone else. It'd be depressing to see someone walking down the street with the same clothes, same hairstyle and same physique as me and I'd realise how stupid I actually look when I think I'm quite well turned out

6 weetabix? ffs mate how the hell do you manage to get the shit out without rupturing your internals?!

I'm currently on 5 weetabix in the mornings but often have a second bowl in the evening and never had the slightest bit of pooing trouble. Last I heard fibre + water were very good for colon maintenance but can't say I'm an expert on the subject. Tend to get a bit windy when I go for 3 bowls (15 biscuits) in a day though.

 

[Ch3tan]

It always comes down to poo round here doesnt it?

Seriously though, if your not going once a day your not healthy. Oh and as for crying when you go? See a doctor now.

 

[tris-]

its not exactly difficult using a razor now is it?

apply foam to face, run razor up and down till all foam gone.

finish

which you must then know isnt true, just because the foam is gone there is still hair left you have to go back over. teach your self, but you will probably end up cutting your self and be stinging like fuck from pressing to hard or something.

 

[Munkey]

no, my razor takes off all the hair. I've only cut myself twice and thats because its my adams apple is a wierd bobbly bit that my razor doesnt like to go over.

 

[Mobius]

I just use an electric shaver currently, is that why it grows back shit? I tried to shave with a razor + foam earlier but I got scared cus it felt like it was going to shred my face off.

 

[Frizz]

I just use an electric shaver currently, is that why it grows back shit? I tried to shave with a razor + foam earlier but I got scared cus it felt like it was going to shred my face off.

All I use is my trusty Mach 3 and water.

 

[Munkey]

anyone know a good technique for leaving stubble? I dont want it beard-like. Just stubble-like, thus would require a certain amount of trimming. Can you adjust the height of the razor thing on an eletric razor?

 

[nath]

pff, just shave it and wait a day or two.

 

[`mongoose]

Seriously - Diet?

Eat good solid food, learn to cook and by cook I don't mean buying a jar of dolmio, some mince and bunging them together with some pasta. Get a couple of good cookbooks, make sure you get healthy eating ones as some of the chef cook books are just full fat cooking with expensive ingredients so get realistic books too.

If you're having probs on the loo you need more fibre to move the shit in your system and prunes to help loosen it up. Fresh fruit will keep you regular and help keep your colon etc in shape. You don't need to cut out all junk food, just try and balance it out as most people here have said.

Clothes - wear what you like. If you like the way someone dresses look for clothes that are similar and buy them. Check out all the usual suspect shops and go from there. Don't forget about m&s and other so called 'old-man' shops, often they have a couple of 'finds' in each seasons designs that when worn with something a little less formal or a different cut will dress down or up very well.

Shoes or Trainers? Whatever the fuck you like - nothing worse than wearing something that's uncomfortable. You'll only wear them 2-3 times and then end up shelving them and regretting the waste of money.

hair style - Find a look you like (try and get a piccie of it) and wander into the local hair dressers or stylist and say I want that hair style please. pick something you can maintain and like ...

Seriously - don't try and be cool - try and be you.

M

 

[tris-]

anyone know a good technique for leaving stubble? I dont want it beard-like. Just stubble-like, thus would require a certain amount of trimming. Can you adjust the height of the razor thing on an eletric razor?

yeh, you can get a philishave one, near £150. think its supposed to be off one of the james bond films.

 

[old.Tohtori]

I don't know how someone manages to cut himself with a razor. But that's just 'cause i haven't.

Not to be offensive or anything, but it's not a girlfriend that you have to press hard to get good results.

Using a mach 3 at the moment. Apply foam, soak blade in hot water, shaving as smooth as a babys bottom.

I don't even cut myself while not using foam, you know, when you just want a quick shave without the hazzle.

 

[Wazzerphuk]

No shaving technique is going to save you from having fluffy gay hair sprouting out your face. Ageing does that for you.

 

[tris-]

dunno tohtori. when i first started i used to cut my self and even now its extremley painful to use a razor and foam. must depend on skin, hair or something.

 

[Mobius]

No shaving technique is going to save you from having fluffy gay hair sprouting out your face. Ageing does that for you.

I guessed as much. Its not really fluffy, its just not rugged as I want it. Oh well.

 

[Wazzerphuk]

Don't try and U-turn on your admission of having a bumfluff face.

 

[Brynn]

I use the razor i have for my hair on my face, but i take off the guards, so it crops very close to my face, leaving about 1-3mm of hair, which is good as it has the stubbly look.

However just now im growing my dave gorman chops

 

[Mobius]

Its not bumfluff! Its rough, but it just grows slowly so it looks shitty. I've been eating apples and bananas, and drinking nowt but water for a week now and I still have spots.