so back on Valentines day

[Hidden]

The following didn't go to plan but anyhow...

I'm planning on sending her a card with a nice message inside (not saying it here because you guys might think its sad).

If all goes well I have booked a restaurant just for the 2 of us with romantic music playing in the background.

After the romantic dinner i'll hopefully take her to the beach and just watch the stars and stuff laying on the beach.

I really, really, really hope this plans out how I want it to go.


After some things not going right or how you want them to plan out.
Basically to cut a long story short I found out the girl I like is apparantly my half sister.

So the BIG question is - what do I do?

 

[tris-]

why does it matter if she is your half sister?

 

[tierk]

........I found out the girl I like is apparantly my half sister.

So the BIG question is - what do I do?

Are you a pikeh??


Sorry couldnt resist.

I think you know what you should do really.

Either way, if you do or dont know, you are opening yourself up to a whole can of abuse on these forums with a post like this.

 

[Eeben]

is she your half sister by blood? if not i would go for it

 

[kirennia]

Move to cornwall?

Sorry, couldn't resist but you know what you've gotta do

 

[cHodAX]

Half sister by blood? If so it could get very messy bud. It is a horrible situation to be in be in but you could get into legal problems if you take this to the logical next step. If you really love each other then I dunno man but you need to think long and hard about the consequenses before you go down that road.

 

[tris-]

is it illegal if both parents arnt the same?

 

[Binky the Bomb]

Dude, if you two hook up, the problem you'l hve mainly is when you go to have kids. Genetics being the cruel mistress she is, will punish you by basically screwing with any progeny you have.

Personally, i'd do the honourable thing and cut it now... its just one boat load of misery down the line you'll be saving the both of you. Its not the end of the world however, you've lost a lover, but gained a sister (oh yeah, I know, right now thats the last thing you need).

 

[Binky the Bomb]

is it illegal if both parents arnt the same?

Ahem, technically the word is Immoral. Legally, to the best of my knowledge, its a Grey area.

 

[Raven]

Shag her anyway, if she does end up pregnant at least you can sell the result to the circus.

 

[Ezteq]

um not sure if you know this but half brother/sister means you share one parent, step brother/sister is where your related by marrage and do not share a blood line.

if you are half brother/sister then it would be illegle (its only legal to get it on with a relation if they are, i think its second cousins) as it would be the same as doing it with an uncle/aunt, the blood line is strong.

but anyway arnt we all missing the point here?


valentines day was like a month ago dude, what the hell are you thinking!

 

[old.Tohtori]

Stop feeding the trolls *looks at everyone*

No wait..that's not it...

*thinks*

ah yeah, is she hot and can i have her number?

Dickclaimer: Hot is not mandatory.

 

[Guest]

i had a friend who this happened to, the familys dissowned them both, they split up........

 

[Hidden]

There are some things that you guys dont know about which I should tell first.

firstly we were strangers and we never seen each other for 20 years, so we met at a random place and things went on from there.

I know what I should do but would the above change any views on the matter?

 

[Amildin]

easy solution, stop watching hollyoaks...

 

[old.Tohtori]

Yeah, now where did i see what Hidden is telling, ah yeah, a f*cking movie.

You know the one i'm talking about, comedy, guy falls in love with girl girl falls in love with guy, they find out they're siblings, and their family disowns them, and then the guy finds out she's NOT his sister etc.

Then there's the black dude flying a advert plane and has only one leg.

 

[Bahumat]

If you never knew each other and met after 20 years, how did whomever come to the conclusion you were related

 

[pikeh]

Are you a pikeh??

.

 

[crispy]

If you never knew each other and met after 20 years, how did whomever come to the conclusion you were related

Obviously somebody slept with BOTH Hidden and his half sister and noticed that big ol' birthmark shaped like a mule.. At least according to my sources (these guys: )

 

[tris-]

Ahem, technically the word is Immoral. Legally, to the best of my knowledge, its a Grey area.

who cares about whats moral or not.
if its not illegal then its fine imo.

 

[Binky the Bomb]

who cares about whats moral or not.
if its not illegal then its fine imo.

Well, the less moral something is, the better it usually feels.
Like running down chavs in a car.

 

[tris-]

Well, the less moral something is, the better it usually feels.

agreed, so why not do it if its not illegal?

 

[Binky the Bomb]

agreed, so why not do it if its not illegal?

Because in Britain, we don't have Rednecks...

 

[old.Tohtori]

Because in Britain, we don't have Rednecks...

True, you just have [insert appropriate group of people, location or ethnicity].

Interactive joke five! *lifts hand*

 

[Binky the Bomb]

Well he's better off not going ahead and settling down with her, its just the right thing to do.
Besides, he'd go out with her, and introduce her to people, imagine the scene!
"I'd like to introduce my girlfriend, and my sister." and there's just one girl stood there.

 

[Sparx]

easy solution, stop watching hollyoaks...

Fucker, i was about to wade in with this one

 

[tris-]

Because in Britain, we don't have Rednecks...

shitting on each other and giving anal is probably not moral but it aint against the law either.

 

[Binky the Bomb]

True. In which case, I offer this advice to the lad...

Don't get caught.

 

[Sparx]

could be worse it could be your long lost twin. Nah that couldnt happen...oh wait...

 

[Binky the Bomb]

could be worse it could be your long lost twin. Nah that couldnt happen...oh wait...

Now theres and interesting predicament... making love to yourself.
To wank, or do your twin.... that is the question.