Shaving :p

[Mikah75]

not true, happens every night for me i really don't want to, but my hands just force my underwear off and then proceed to violently jack me off even if i go "no no, please dont" i feel so violated when they are done they don't even cuddle me afterwards or anything

poor you, im sure a majority of men get ravaged by their beastly hands

 

[Eva]

:worthy:


no you cant rape yourself

What if you're a schizo(sp?)?

 

[Outlander]

then you can get an easy lay when you want

 

[Blackjack]

What if you're a schizo(sp?)?

hey! don't pick on schizo's. We have feelings you know

 

[Mikah75]

oh fgs ok you can "rape yourself" just to make you all happy
if your lucky you'll win the case and get compensation

 

[Outlander]

yea but if you lose you might goto jail!

 

[Eva]

oh fgs ok you can "rape yourself" just to make you all happy
if your lucky you'll win the case and get compensation

Finally something to do when she takes over, threaten her with going to court!

 

[Blackjack]

Finally something to do when she takes over, threaten her with going to court!

well i'll take one for the team. When your evil raping inner bitch takes over. I'll be there and she can ride me like the prize pony at the fair. Might save you some punnishment

 

[Mikah75]

im thinking you've got more chance of winning if you blame your parents/ or whoever you live with, for letting the mostrosity of a beast molest you, and you were defenceless, where was your aid? in their home!

 

[Outlander]

I would just blame the parents tbh

 

[Eva]

So a bit more on topic... Anyone got any experience with shaving schizos?

 

[Blackjack]

So a bit more on topic... Anyone got any experience with shaving schizos?

yeah years of experience in that field. the only thing you have to remember is the old saying "Cut one, all bleed"

 

[Bugz]

Sweet dreams all x

 

[Outlander]

nn bugsy! I will dream of j00r nose!

 

[Mikah75]

... !

this is me feeding our baby incase it dies... more people more, he's trying to achieve world domination.. our plans will continue in the morning, so get some sleep soldiers

 

[Outlander]

I think mike just has an obsession with other peoples pubic hair

 

[Lethul]

i have a friend who shaves his ass one summer due to "too much sweat" in his ass when playing quake he didnt recomend it at all, it itched all summer he said!

personally i just trim like most ppl said the 2-3 pages i read

 

[Leroli]

I have shaved a few times mostly to try it out, is a nice feeling nut now im to lazy to keep it up. But thinking about starting triming it... sounds like a good idea...

will shear a funny memorie as well so you have something to laugh about

I shaved once when I was still living with my parents... went nice, throwed the pubes in the toilet and was proud of my work and walked out...
Later that day my mother came bursting in to my room demanding to know what alot of hair was doing in here toilet! ... So I answerd here that it was my pubes and that I had forgot to flush... the face she made was priceless

 

[Outlander]

2-3 pages, bah you missed out all the good stuff!

 

[Konah]

get some clippers, #4 ftw!

 

[Commandment]

I shaved once when I was still living with my parents... went nice, throwed the pubes in the toilet and was proud of my work and walked out...
Later that day my mother came bursting in to my room demanding to know what alot of hair was doing in here toilet! ... So I answerd here that it was my pubes and that I had forgot to flush... the face she made was priceless

thats fucking harsh man rofl

 

[Ezteq]

i cut myself once "down thar" cor beejeepers wasn't pleasant lol stung like heck had to sit tilted back with a cold can between my legs, was chatting with a friend on webcam at the time (after event not during) and he thought it was hillarious

i cant find it now but i looked up on wikipedia i think it was about shaving methods and one of the hair removal techniques suggested was burning it off.... ummm lemme think about that fora second... no, well not on purpose, possibly if i ever try to light a fart but aside from that i can honestly say i'd never try that.


the self rape thing i guess you could get away with it if you were genuinely schisophrenic and your other personality took over but then thats the only way i can think it would happen (unless a conjoined twin counts as you?) which leads me on smoothly to hermaphrodites

can they screw themselves???

 

[Bugz]

... !

this is me feeding our baby incase it dies... more people more, he's trying to achieve world domination.. our plans will continue in the morning, so get some sleep soldiers

You on about me?

 

[Bahumat]

Ok i cut my penis off like Bugz said but i cant see how im supposed to shave if there's blood everywhere!

Also is it supposed to make me cry from the pain?

 

[Lamp]

Ok i cut my penis off like Bugz said but i cant see how im supposed to shave if there's blood everywhere!

Also is it supposed to make me cry from the pain?

Reminds me of a Blackadder quote:

Out you popped, out of your mummy's pumpkin and everybody shouting, "It's a boy, it's a boy!" And somebody said, "But it hasn't got a winkle!" And then I said, "A boy without a winkle? God be praised, it is a miracle. A boy without a winkle!" And then Sir Thomas More pointed out that a boy without a winkle is a girl.

 

[Bugz]

Ok i cut my penis off like Bugz said but i cant see how im supposed to shave if there's blood everywhere!

Also is it supposed to make me cry from the pain?

I don't remember saying cut it off

 

[Calaen]

you sure? I suggest ice Bahumat and talc

 

[Thorondorito]

bahumat = first ever daoc'er eunuch (sp?) :worthy:

 

[Morphius]

bloody hell calaen u and ur talc,

(In a not so distant future)

Calaen: Hey Fat Mike, I was wondering, you wanna have a talc party?

Fat Mike: Say Wha ?

Calaen: Yeh, i'm ringing round all the lads and we'll all come round shave our nuts then put talc on each other

Fat Mike: <click>

 

[old.Tohtori]

nah she didn't best laugh ever for her first time she ever met a guy who can actually quote Full metal jacket; "7.62 millimeter, Full Metal Jacket." as he shows her his package. And not be lying.

Yeah i know i'm funny that way, but i was rather saddened by the fact it was the biggest she ever got