Shaving :p

[Bugz]

awww its ok, your nose will grow soon^^

NOSE SEX!

 

[Mikah75]

atleast no one has suggested; type your forum name with your penis yet.

now theres a challenge

 

[Outlander]

atleast no one has suggested; type your forum name with your penis yet.

I already do

 

[old.Tohtori]

atleast no one has suggested; type your forum name with your penis yet.

I did, but noone noticed it on the writing thread

 

[Bugz]

atleast no one has suggested; type your forum name with your penis yet.

I'll have a go:

3igegfwujpwefrpercnvc,nvprju[dhsdju[wqdrldfekf;rejuptfe4cf


Was trying to write Nick :<

Must be too big fr the keyboard

 

[Blackjack]

I did, but noone noticed it on the writing thread

ohh poor seel getting lost in teh spam, divine punnishment for putting 5 votes on me

 

[Blackjack]

I'll have a go:

3igegfwujpwefrpercnvc,nvprju[dhsdju[wqdrldfekf;rejuptfe4cf


Was trying to write Nick :<

Must be too big fr the keyboard

riiiiiight

 

[old.Tohtori]

ohh poor seel getting lost in teh spam, divine punnishment for putting 5 votes on me

Well...atleast your missus didn't mind when i gave 5 "votes" on her

 

[Blackjack]

Well...atleast your missus didn't mind when i gave 5 "votes" on her

nah she didn't best laugh ever for her first time she ever met a guy who can actually quote Full metal jacket; "7.62 millimeter, Full Metal Jacket." as he shows her his package. And not be lying.

 

[Mikah75]

riiiiiight

i can run my hand across a keyboard back and forth too
but when i try to do my name as my cocks the size of a house i just destroy my keyboard.. so i better not try
(sarcasm incase anyone misses it and i cba to insult their intelligence)

 

[Haggus]

Is no pubes the new fotm ?

I always trim mine otherwise they get REALLY long and most girls don't actually like it (I don't think)

Anyway when they go down there to do there buisness they don't want a mouthful of hair do thye ?!?!?

I dunno about shaving but I'd certainly shave if a gf was to ask me to do it

I hate ze pubes

 

[Outlander]

oh I knew Haggy would finally make an appearance! givf Haggy pubes!1!!

 

[Mikah75]

Is no pubes the new fotm ?

I always trim mine otherwise they get REALLY long and most girls don't actually like it (I don't think)

Anyway when they go down there to do there buisness they don't want a mouthful of hair do thye ?!?!?

I dunno about shaving but I'd certainly shave if a gf was to ask me to do it

I hate ze pubes

no one said no pubes its about trimming!
and no one wants hair in their mouth, which is the whole point and it looks better
you can trim with a razor

 

[Bugz]

i can run my hand across a keyboard back and forth too
but when i try to do my name as my cocks the size of a house i just destroy my keyboard.. so i better not try
(sarcasm incase anyone misses it and i cba to insult their intelligence)

Actually I sat on it lmao

 

[Mikah75]

ok ... why did you sit on your keyboard?
too much sugar i think

look at our baby! its growing into world domination mwuhahahaha

 

[Bugz]

ok ... why did you sit on your keyboard?
too much sugar i think

look at our baby! its growing into world domination mwuhahahaha

No nose sex for you tbh

 

[Mikah75]

dammit!
please mate, im so horny now
i even packed a bag of tissues, butt plugs, bondage whips, nose condoms and lube!

 

[Outlander]

you two should just go and meet up for a night of passion imo

 

[Blackjack]

damn nasophiliacs! they are all over the place

 

[Outlander]

damn nasophiliacs! they are all over the place

I like them cos there pro's at blowing!

 

[Bugz]

I'm off to bed now pepps

As the chavs down here would say: in a bizzle.

 

[Outlander]

I'm off to bed now pepps

As the chavs down here would say: in a bizzle.

better lock up tight, I sense a late night nose raping rampage!

 

[Mikah75]

aye ... lock everywhere, or outie's nose rape fiasco's will be unleashed
you can claim rape btw, any penetration is classed as rape, the new rape act, even if you stick a pencil up someone... marvelous the police talks in PSHE, learn something just incase you ever get the urge!

 

[Outlander]

you can claim rape btw, any penetration is classed as rape, the new rape act, even if you stick a pencil up someone... marvelous the police talks in PSHE, learn something just incase you ever get the urge!

does that mean Im raping myself when Im alone or?!

 

[Bugz]

does that mean Im raping myself when Im alone or?!

That's Mikah's hand from under the bed

 

[Outlander]

its a dream come true!

 

[Eva]

Now this is one brilliant thread. Keep it going.

 

[Mikah75]

Now this is one brilliant thread. Keep it going.

:worthy:

we try^^
no you cant rape yourself
and i know its in your dreams

 

[Blackjack]

no you cant rape yourself

not true, happens every night for me i really don't want to, but my hands just force my underwear off and then proceed to violently jack me off even if i go "no no, please dont" i feel so violated when they are done they don't even cuddle me afterwards or anything

 

[Haggus]

trim mine Mike !