Shaving :p

[Outlander]

use makeup to cover em up!

 

[Mikah75]

they'll go calean dont worry... everyone shaves mate, its the first time when any itching, spots etc come up

 

[Morphius]

poke the spots with a pin then squeeze em!

 

[Mikah75]

poke the spots with a pin then squeeze em!

do you even have pubes yet ? ^^

dont touch them just leave

 

[Outlander]

poke the spots with a pin then squeeze em!

ewww horrible images! uke:

 

[Morphius]

hate those bastard spots, was trimming up and got them. . . they are bastard :<

 

[Outlander]

lol, anyone ever accidentally 'caught' themselves while trimming with hair clippers? yeouch! worse than a slice from a razor imo, since its sawing into you and pinching you

 

[Morphius]

try it.

 

[Mikah75]

thats rather minging

 

[Outlander]

Ive done it before had them set on like 1 or whatever the closest shave is, and was 'adjusting' myself and accidentally jutted my hand into my ball sack looked like someone had had a go at me with a sewing machine had lil cuts every few mm for about 2 inches

 

[Morphius]

Yeh "accidently" jutted your hand, we all know your emo!

 

[Mikah75]

Ive done it before had them set on like 1 or whatever the closest shave is, and was 'adjusting' myself and accidentally jutted my hand into my ball sack looked like someone had had a go at me with a sewing machine had lil cuts every few mm for about 2 inches

uke: uke: NASTY!!!! only blood there for me was teh dreaded teeth scratcher man

 

[Outlander]

Yeh "accidently" jutted your hand, we all know your emo!

nobody understands my pain!1!!

 

[Outlander]

uke: uke: NASTY!!!! only blood there for me was teh dreaded teeth scratcher man

yea he just sounded like he was hungry

 

[Morphius]

Mikah- u make no sense at all, or well, you make no sense to my simple mind.

 

[Outlander]

Mikah- u make no sense at all, or well, you make no sense to my simple mind.

some nasty person tried to eat his sausage I think he was trying to say

 

[Mikah75]

Mikah- u make no sense at all, or well, you make no sense to my simple mind.

what dont you understand child lol?

 

[Blackjack]

cought my tip with a zipper once... holy shit. Nearly ready to get bagged and tagged after that. Scissors and razors got nothing on a zipper!

 

[Mall]

Best giggle worthy thread on FH for a while.

p.s. Bugz, your brother told me you weren't old enough to shave yet

 

[Bugz]

Best giggle worthy thread on FH for a while.

p.s. Bugz, your brother told me you weren't old enough to shave yet

He knows v.little

 

[Morphius]

Bugz your bro told me you like gay porn.

 

[Calaen]

reet I have applied the Talc and am going to sleep, shave safe my chums

 

[Morphius]

hope the nut bugs dont bite!

 

[Mikah75]

Best giggle worthy thread on FH for a while.

p.s. Bugz, your brother told me you weren't old enough to shave yet

rofl xD
keep on growing plate face

 

[Bugz]

rofl xD
keep on growing plate face

I showed you my nose and you begged for it in PMs.

 

[Outlander]

givf more nose sex!

 

[Mikah75]

I showed you my nose and you begged for it in PMs.

no lol, that was outie that wanted to make love to it

LOOK ill write your name like you do with your nose, ill use mine

vbnhbvgfgfvghnhjjjk

 

[Bugz]

no lol, that was outie that wanted to make love to it

LOOK ill write your name like you do with your nose, ill use mine

vbnhbvgfgfvghnhjjjk

Ok.

Dedication now:

nh9i8cfkio

FFS :<

Fuck off!

 

[Mikah75]

awww its ok, your nose will grow soon^^

 

[Blackjack]

atleast no one has suggested; type your forum name with your penis yet.