Shaving :p

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Outlander said:
they were ferrets!

Eeek ! I dated one of them for 3 months. Told me she was a squirrel. Lying bastard...
 

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Mikah75 said:
i agree

unless you're a bodybuilder, then you need to be smooth:p or you will stink like a boar

Are we talking about asses or faces ?
Second thoughts, don't answer that ;)
 

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we got a stencil set with the trimmer;

Heart shape, Arrow, Rectangle and a few other.

Gonna shave her tonight so should be cool.
 

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Calaen said:
we got a stencil set with the trimmer;

Heart shape, Arrow, Rectangle and a few other.

Gonna shave her tonight so should be cool.
w00t thats a great idea :D

the closest thing I have to a stencil is a pastry cutter in the shape of a snowman :(

post piccies! :D
 

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Calaen said:
we got a stencil set with the trimmer;

Heart shape, Arrow, Rectangle and a few other.

Gonna shave her tonight so should be cool.

Well, its your cat, so up to you.
Personally I'd try it out on the wife / gf, but hey, knock yourself out !

:p :D
 

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Outlander said:
the closest thing I have to a stencil is a pastry cutter in the shape of a snowman :(

lol whatever floats your boat i suppose :D

this is an amazingly entertaining read i must admit :worthy:
 

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Outlander said:
w00t thats a great idea :D

the closest thing I have to a stencil is a pastry cutter in the shape of a snowman :(

post piccies! :D


I love snowmen :p
 

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Lamp said:
Are we talking about asses or faces ?
Second thoughts, don't answer that ;)
im talking everywhere:p
a body builder sweating, is not nice, they have to shower a lot, and if they have hair, then it isnt a nice odour... especially downstairs^^
 

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Mikah75 said:
outie does that to you

Outie made me want to chop my balls off and never engage in sex ever again :m00:

It's all you Mikah :p :sex:
 

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Bugz said:
Outie made me want to chop my balls off and never engage in sex ever again :m00:

It's all you Mikah :p :sex:
i know, i have that effect on men
 

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Bugz said:
Can't cyb0r for much longer, co5 to run :(
i dont cyber:eek: filth
if i was horny, id go down town and get some:p your not that special .. sorry!:(
 

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Mikah75 said:
i dont cyber:eek: filth
if i was horny, id go down town and get some:p your not that special .. sorry!:(

I heard the Police Training Centre in Maidstone have alot of horny men ;)
 

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Calaen said:
we got a stencil set with the trimmer;

Heart shape, Arrow, Rectangle and a few other.

Gonna shave her tonight so should be cool.

I think i have the same one ... (femme fatale by vidal sassoon?)

The shapes are fun, but you'll find it easier to just let your imagination run free ;)
 

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Satyn said:
I think i have the same one ... (femme fatale by vidal sassoon?)

The shapes are fun, but you'll find it easier to just let your imagination run free ;)

omg the same send pics not of the shaver either :p

I have just got in from work to discover a couple of little spots on my nuts :-( will these fook off and will they keep coming back if I keep shaving?
 

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Calaen said:
I have just got in from work to discover a couple of little spots on my nuts :-( will these fook off and will they keep coming back if I keep shaving?
rofl pudding time, spotted dick anyone?

they might be ingrowing hairs bud, have a poke about and see whats what.

and outie i will pay you if you trim your pubes in the shape of a snowman cookie, rofl that would rock and you could go on the pull and say to gals "hay wanna see my snow man?.... i didnt have a carrot but guess what i used for a nose"


then if you really want to impress the heck outta them maybe try the pull my finger gag.



and a general message to all, trim it!! if your too scared to shave then at least get the strimmer and neaten up the edges, get rid of a few weeds etc.
 

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Ezteq said:
and a general message to all, trim it!! if your too scared to shave then at least get the strimmer and neaten up the edges, get rid of a few weeds etc.

way ahead of you! :fluffle:
 

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Hell no! If there's any scots around, they'll understand that you NEED some extra hair at winter/cold times :eek6:
 

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weird people that has never shaved. do you ever wonder why you smell?
 

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Ezteq said:
and a general message to all, trim it!! if your too scared to shave then at least get the strimmer and neaten up the edges, get rid of a few weeds etc.
oh! so thats why our gardener wanted to see my willy! :eek6:
 

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Yvbani said:
weird people that has never shaved. do you ever wonder why you smell?

Because we know how to wash?

you know, a bar of soap, some shampoo, water...trust me..you should try it *zing*
 

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Ezteq said:
they might be ingrowing hairs bud, have a poke about and see whats what.
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What if they are just red marks :p
 

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