Shaving :p

[Outlander]

sounds like Mikah can do a 'smoothness' test on bugz

 

[Mikah75]

sounds like Mikah can do a 'smoothness' test on bugz

olol in his dreams

 

[Bugz]

olol in his dreams

Willing to do it on the nose but not the wang?

 

[Mikah75]

fgs! i said no!! its outie that wants nose sex with you, not me

 

[Bugz]

fgs! i said no!! its outie that wants nose sex with you, not me

Oh shit, I thought you handled the alcohol well

 

[Mikah75]

.... right

 

[Bugz]

.... right

Hihi my insta reply.



You loved it tho, trust me

 

[Mikah75]

well im pretty sure u drugged and raped me
as i havnt drank in a few months now

 

[Ezteq]

that reminds me of thetime i went to the doctors with a badly blocked nose, he coudlnt fathom it untill i overcame my embarrassment and confessed i'd reciently experimented with nasal sex, i was too afraid to ask before but i just had to seek medical help! the conversation went like this

me: *blocked nose voice* umm dr is this nasal sex safe?

dr: well yes, yes it is.

me: *snortgulp* [clear voice] ah righty ho good i wasnt sure if i should swallow or not.


btw... telling someone there going to have the softest wang ever is kind of an insult tbh www.blimey_Im_impotant.com can help with this.

 

[Gamah]

that reminds me of thetime i went to the doctors with a badly blocked nose, he coudlnt fathom it untill i overcame my embarrassment and confessed i'd reciently experimented with nasal sex, i was too afraid to ask before but i just had to seek medical help! the conversation went like this

me: *blocked nose voice* umm dr is this nasal sex safe?

dr: well yes, yes it is.

me: *snortgulp* [clear voice] ah righty ho good i wasnt sure if i should swallow or not.


btw... telling someone there going to have the softest wang ever is kind of an insult tbh www.blimey_Im_impotant.com can help with this.

Ez I think we should meet..Or better yet, pm me for cyber-nasal

*Puts on his wizard hat and robe*
*Rubs his nose*

Oh yea..

 

[haarewin]

i cant come back to this thread without there being more fucked up posts than when i left it :/

 

[Bugz]

Will give my verdict of the moisturiser when I use it later.

Oh teh suspense!1

After a day or two's use I can certainly see a slight imporvement which is encouraging for such a short time use.

I'm a bit aprehensive on how much of the stuff I use cause it isn't at all cheap but it seems to be working well atm.

New verdict in a week or so's time.

Teh suspense > you all.

 

[liloe]

*Puts on his wizard hat and robe*
*Rubs his nose*

Oh yea..

uhhh....that's one of the oldies but goldies =))

But really, trimming is better than shaving. Shaving itches like hell and not just the first time

Oh and to warm up an older topic here. I've seen (long time ago) some stuff on TV about lipstick and stuff for the lower parts of the body. Seemed pretty funny if you want my (ofc very professional) opinion =)

And some funny story a friend of mine told. His girlfriend bought a new epilator and he wanted to try it, so after the legs he went on to the vital parts and well, he said it hurt like hell. What can you say....

Personally I'd say use some shaving cream if you really want to shave it. Hurts less and you got no chance of cutting yourself =)

 

[Ezteq]

theres a new hair removal thingy out i saw it in the shop today and its like a sander lol, well its not a sander but its pummace stone i think and it rubs the hair off.

when i worked in the nursing home one of the old ladies said in the war they used to use gloves with stuff like emery board (nail file) on it and use that to rub the hair off and she said it left the legs really soft and the hairs didnt grow so much.

might be worth looking in to as the new one just sounds like an eveloution of the war method.

[edit: flip me, i posted something serious!!]

 

[Amildin]

Ez I think we should meet..Or better yet, pm me for cyber-nasal

*Puts on his wizard hat and robe*
*Rubs his nose*

Oh yea..

Post a link to all the old classic cybers

 

[Gamah]

Post a link to all the old classic cybers

http://www.adamchance.com/funny.htm

 

[Outlander]

Boy: When I start to go limp... you say "HARRRR!!!"

thats what I say!

 

[Mikah75]

shh or evil Tilda will close it

 

[Vladamir]

Boy: When I start to go limp... you say "HARRRR!!!"

thats what I say!

Thats what i say to you too!

 

[Haggus]

lol at that cybor tbh.

j_gurli3: No, ur not really a Rhinocerus silly, it's just part of the game.
bloodninja: Rhinoceruses don't play games. They f*cking charge your ass.
j_gurli3: stop, cmon be serious.
bloodninja: It doesn't get any more serious than a Rhinocerus about to charge your ass.

LOL

 

[haarewin]

theres a new hair removal thingy out i saw it in the shop today and its like a sander lol, well its not a sander but its pummace stone i think and it rubs the hair off.

when i worked in the nursing home one of the old ladies said in the war they used to use gloves with stuff like emery board (nail file) on it and use that to rub the hair off and she said it left the legs really soft and the hairs didnt grow so much.

might be worth looking in to as the new one just sounds like an eveloution of the war method.

[edit: flip me, i posted something serious!!]

oh is that what knowledge you wanted? babyliss do one. "simply smooth" i'd say go for it! we did a patch on my leg and it was smooth for ages. the hair started to grow back after about 2 weeks but i have really hairy legs so its to be expected with continued use it should start working for longer. use a hair minimising lotion (johnson's do one) if you wanna help prevent the hair from growing in as fast.
but yeah, they're great. but not as popular as they should be. i think thats because i sell everyone epilators instead because i'm some kind of sadist >)

 

[Thadius]

http://www.adamchance.com/funny.htm

I can no longer resist the pizza. I open the box and unzip my pants with my other hand. As I penetrate the gooey cheese, I moan in ecstacy. The mushrooms and Italian sausage are rough, but the sauce is deliciously soothing. I blow my load in seconds. As you leave the bathroom, I exit through the front door

:worthy:

 

[Calaen]

Went into Boots yesterday to see if i could get some sort of waxing thing for myself but I could not find anything :-( I asked a lady behind the counter but all the Veet stuff they sold said not for use on genitals.

Anyone got a name of anything they have used? got some hairs starting to grow in just at the bottom of my cock (hmm tried to find a better word) and I would like to remove them.

 

[cHodAX]

32 pages, this is getting out of hand

 

[Blackjack]

32 pages, this is getting out of hand

People here have just been looking for a chance to talk beauty products, facial creams and how to de-bush their genital area.
But ok you people tell me how the fuck you are suppose to conquer the hair in your ass. Can't shave it yourself, well i can't.. i'm not flexible enough. i'm sure as HELL not going to wax the inside of my cheeks.. if i do, someone better get it on tape thats just too much pain to be wasted.

 

[Ingafgrinn Macabre]

(hmm tried to find a better word)

How about Genital, Penis or Mister Floppy?

 

[spook]

I've been pondering about that too Blackjack. Somehow that area is something that I'd only share with a girl I'm intimate with (that sounded, well...). Then again, though I'm a softie, screaming like a baby due to something women "often" do, makes me feel happy about my ass as it is

 

[Calaen]

How about Genital, Penis or Mister Floppy?

yeah but :

I have a few hairs starting to creep up on my Penis.

I have a few hairs starting to creep up on my Genitals.

I have a few hairs starting to creep up on my Mr Floppy .

I have a few hairs starting to creep up on my Cock.

Cock just explains it

 

[Blackjack]

Cock should only be used when it's hard. For a flacid non-erect wang use penis

 

[Sparx]

havent laughed that hard in ages

eminemBNJA: Oh I like that Baby. I put on my robe and wizard hat.
BritneySpears14: What the f*ck, I told you not to message me again.