Shaving :p

old.Tohtori

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Just lick yer finger, stick it up and rubrubrub and you'll be having a happy time :D

A finger a day keeps the sadsad away.

Plus one finger ain't exactly damage causing.
 

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Mikah75 said:
lol well if you're straight, then why would you :p? many men use toys etc with their partners, its just pressure on the prostate while shooting your load gives a more extreme orgasm
whoever told you that is lieing! tis all lies!1! and I would never condone such actions!

;)
 

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old.Tohtori said:
Plus one finger ain't exactly damage causing.
rofl im still a bottom virgin... it was only 1 finger!






anyway veering seriously off topic,


i want a shemale :worthy:
 

Chimaira

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when reading this thread I saw this.

thought it could come in handy
shave0kp.jpg
 

old.Tohtori

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Chimaira said:
when reading this thread I saw this.

thought it could come in handy
shave0kp.jpg

The most...confusing...reply....ever :eek7:

You have to have the green(naturally) background for it though.
 

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old.Tohtori said:
The most...confusing...reply....ever :eek7:

You have to have the green(naturally) background for it though.

Refreshed the page about 5 times before i scrolled down and saw there was another reply :p
 

Chimaira

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Yeah I use green background interface myself. was pretty thick to read haha.

Anyway thought it was pretty funny it show up in this thread. must be some google thing right?
 

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pfft 10 sodding quid for 8 gillette mach 3 blades in the shop tonight, im getting one of those babyliss thingies tbh.
 

haarewin

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replacements on that are something like £11 for 4 :| but they last much longer than razor blades
 

Calaen

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Aye the cost of replacement ends is a right rip off. I am going to attempt to wax my little man over the weekend to see how it differs to shaving.
 

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Calaen said:
Aye the cost of replacement ends is a right rip off. I am going to attempt to wax my little man over the weekend to see how it differs to shaving.

I'm going for teh crew cut this time :p maybe we should make a "rate my cut" thread :p
 

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id probably place an entry in that tbh.

my shaver has a selectable head for desired lengths so i can do all kinds of mad shit :D
 

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tris- said:
id probably place an entry in that tbh.

my shaver has a selectable head for desired lengths so i can do all kinds of mad shit :D

have the same :p usually just set it on 3 mm. and attack my head (the one with 2 eyes). But you can really do the nice things with different lenghts :p
 

Calaen

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I can post some pics of the tears I will be crying no doubt afterwards
 

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rofl YEH! record xD would be utterly hillarious
i couldnt breathe when my mate had his legs waxed for children in need, and he is a gorilla :p
theres nothing more invigorating than screams of pain
 

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loooooool dont ax your willy fgs youll die!!


i brought one of the babyliss things today and they are very good but was £40, worth it though tbh.
 

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Calaen said:
what does it do?
lol its like a small gentle angle grinder you got abrasive pads that rotate and grind the hairs off while exfoliating the area, makes a pretty worrying noise but its good.
 

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Ezteq said:
lol its like a small gentle angle grinder you got abrasive pads that rotate and grind the hairs off while exfoliating the area, makes a pretty worrying noise but its good.

And how does it rate on the pain scale?

10 is epillating/waxing

6 would be plucking.
5 would be post-shave itch/stab
3 would be shaving


Where does the pubic grinder rank?!
 

haarewin

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1 - it tickles if anything.
edit: DONT USE IT ON PUBIC REGION!
i cannot stress that enough!
 

Ezteq

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nothing happened to me lol... but after reading that i wont do it again!


and no it doesnt hurt
 

haarewin

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it's not designed for it and it does say in the instructions not to use it there. if you put too much pressure on it you will get a red rash looking thing. they just dont want people accidently 'sanding off' their bits and sueing them :p
 

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No one likes a big bush in their face when performing oral duties :p
 

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