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Vladamir

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Blackjack said:
But ok :p you people tell me how the fuck you are suppose to conquer the hair in your ass. Can't shave it yourself, well i can't.. i'm not flexible enough. i'm sure as HELL not going to wax the inside of my cheeks.. if i do, someone better get it on tape :p thats just too much pain to be wasted.

Rofl :p

At least with your arse it's pretty much impossible. The hair between your gonads and cheeks is semi-reachable, so you could take a swing with the scissors, cut, and hopefully get a clump.

If not homemade vasectomy ftw :eek:
 

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arse hair depends if its peachy leave it or looks like your shitting out don king shave that mofo tbh
 

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Arse hair is defo a problem, but I think with these shaving creams it should be possible =)
 

lilmissnaughty

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arse hair can be scary.
used to know someone that had no hair on the cheeks as such but some of the thickest coarse hair in the crack i ever seen...
it was like dark cheesewire or summit, made u think that when they took a shit it prolly come out like it was going thro a strip cut paper shredder:eek6:
 

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lilmissnaughty said:
arse hair can be scary.
used to know someone that had no hair on the cheeks as such but some of the thickest coarse hair in the crack i ever seen...
it was like dark cheesewire or summit, made u think that when they took a shit it prolly come out like it was going thro a strip cut paper shredder:eek6:
yea ok thats just horrid :p

to bed with you! and no supper!
 

lilmissnaughty

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shame the ads at the bottom keep changing there was one bout hair removal at one point:D
very apt
 

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Shaving my ass crack :S will take some convincing...
Just the thought of getting those sharp little hairs after a while totally annihalating ur crack....:(
no... nooooooo thank yoou
 

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lilmissnaughty said:
arse hair can be scary.
used to know someone that had no hair on the cheeks as such but some of the thickest coarse hair in the crack i ever seen...
it was like dark cheesewire or summit, made u think that when they took a shit it prolly come out like it was going thro a strip cut paper shredder:eek6:


ROFL :m00:
 

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olol liimissnaughty xD
Phooka said:
Shaving my ass crack :S will take some convincing...
Just the thought of getting those sharp little hairs after a while totally annihalating ur crack....:(
no... nooooooo thank yoou
i never really noticed that:p, but depends how coarse the hair is i suppose
 

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lilmissnaughty said:
arse hair can be scary.
used to know someone that had no hair on the cheeks as such but some of the thickest coarse hair in the crack i ever seen...
it was like dark cheesewire or summit, made u think that when they took a shit it prolly come out like it was going thro a strip cut paper shredder:eek6:


ahahahahahaahaha :worthy: :worthy: :worthy:

<dies of laughter>
 

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Mikah75 said:
olol liimissnaughty xD

i never really noticed that:p, but depends how coarse the hair is i suppose

if its nething like my beard i will have made minced meat out of it within a day :D But tbh i never tried shaving my bunghole and i dont feel the need. I do however see why for some people it would be.... euhm..... convinient?,,.?//. :sex:
 

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^^ well i dont really see the point if your a straight guy, unless you like having it licked or whatever :p
 

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Mikah75 said:
^^ well i dont really see the point if your a straight guy, unless you like having it licked or whatever :p

Well im straight but I have been with ladies in the past that have asked if they can stick their finger up my arse. Tis a truly amazing experience, Japanese love beads all the way :p
 

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Calaen said:
Well im straight but I have been with ladies in the past that have asked if they can stick their finger up my arse. Tis a truly amazing experience, Japanese love beads all the way :p
well:p not everyone is as open minded as you, and are too "macho" or whatever, to experience the best orgasm possible for a man:p
 

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Mikah75 said:
well:p not everyone is as open minded as you, and are too "macho" or whatever, to experience the best orgasm possible for a man:p
well, I'm definately not that openminded... Damn, that part is a strict exit only with me
:eek7:
 

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Mikah75 said:
well:p not everyone is as open minded as you, and are too "macho" or whatever, to experience the best orgasm possible for a man:p

Secure of your sexual masculinity maybe :D
 

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Calaen said:
Well im straight but I have been with ladies in the past that have asked if they can stick their finger up my arse. Tis a truly amazing experience, Japanese love beads all the way :p

Kinkeh :m00:

(got any numbers/addresses?)
 

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Phooka said:
Secure of your sexual masculinity maybe :D
then its your own fault, stuck in your own psychological state and cant get past it:p im not having a go, not my fault you've been brought up, or grown up that way, just many males have..
just many men see it as dirty/gay etc, but if they experimented, you wouldn't be dissapointed
 

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then its your own fault, stuck in your own psychological state and cant get past it:p im not having a go, not my fault you've been brought up, or grown up that way, just many males have..
just many men see it as dirty/gay etc, but if they experimented, you wouldn't be dissapointed

OMG Mikah took it up the pop-pipe and he loved it!1!

:m00:
 

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Bugz said:
Oooooh so it meant nothing :(
well if it happened then i was drugged and raped and didnt know:p however i think i would know the morning after
 

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i dont think i could take it up the shitter. it doesnt repulse me and if people want to do it then i couldnt care less. i just dont think i would like a man log in there :(
 

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tris- said:
i dont think i could take it up the shitter. it doesnt repulse me and if people want to do it then i couldnt care less. i just dont think i would like a man log in there :(
shemale then? :/ would that do?
 

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tris- said:
i dont think i could take it up the shitter. it doesnt repulse me and if people want to do it then i couldnt care less. i just dont think i would like a man log in there :(

Would you stick your 'man log' up someone elses pooh pipe?

That is teh question!
 

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tris- said:
i dont think i could take it up the shitter. it doesnt repulse me and if people want to do it then i couldnt care less. i just dont think i would like a man log in there :(
lol well if you're straight, then why would you :p? many men use toys etc with their partners, its just pressure on the prostate while shooting your load gives a more extreme orgasm
 

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Bugz said:
Would you stick your 'man log' up someone elses pooh pipe?

That is teh question!

no. ive always had this thought id rip my cock part so i wouldnt bother.
 

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Mikah75 said:
then its your own fault, stuck in your own psychological state and cant get past it:p im not having a go, not my fault you've been brought up, or grown up that way, just many males have..
just many men see it as dirty/gay etc, but if they experimented, you wouldn't be dissapointed

lol i meant it as a substitute for the word macho you used ;)
My fyancai (SP!) LOOOL asks me and i said better use lube if you do else ill use my rythem stick on you without any... But she doesnt have the guts to do it, so untill the day she gets enuf guts im still a finger virgin :p
So i can say im secure enough of my sexual maculinity. (macho :p)
 

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applying pressure underneath the scrotum is another way to stimulate the prostate if you don't want a finger/something else up your arse. it's not as intense but it certainly .. helps.
 

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