Scarecrows?

[Trem]

Is the bird table still in play, @Trem ?

I have two bird tables and a bird feeder/skewer type thing and I spend fortunes on premium seed for the little cunts

 

[caLLous]

Sooo it's more a case of them making you their bitch rather than you "befriending" them?

 

[Moriath]

I have now befriended the birds, there is no more war, proof once again that we can change.... we can all change. At this time of year let's put an end to war and suffering and think of the children, chicks and baby grass.


*sob*

Little grass not here till the spring. Savile had the children and the birds are for the table

 

[Trem]

Sooo it's more a case of them making you their bitch rather than you "befriending" them?

Yeah pretty much, if they run out of seed they sit in the hedge and look at me then when I go out with some they go all quiet then as I walk back in you can hear the fuckers shouting to their mates. The thing is come the spring I have a large area I want to put soil on and put grass seed in so it could all kick off again

I *will* be making a scarecrow this time.

 

[MYstIC G]

Yeah pretty much, if they run out of seed they sit in the hedge and look at me then when I go out with some they go all quiet then as I walk back in you can hear the fuckers shouting to their mates. The thing is come the spring I have a large area I want to put soil on and put grass seed in so it could all kick off again

I *will* be making a scarecrow this time.

What's to make, just go sit outside...

 

[Jupitus]

Fucking lol. Post of the year.

Of the decade now

 

[caLLous]

Bloody bots digging up old thre... oh.

 

[MYstIC G]

StumpyBot™

 

[Trem]

StumpyBot™

Made me proper laugh

 

[Job]

I need to seed about 6sqm of soil, any tips...what sort of balloons are the best?

 

[Trem]

I need to seed about 6sqm of soil, any tips...what sort of balloons are the best?

Pink, pink one's surrounded by men.

 

[Scouse]

WTF - can someone not post the bot's post? :\

 

[caLLous]

Pink, pink one's surrounded by men.

Men with guns.

 

[Urgat]

I have already thrown a spring onion at them!

I lost my shit there.

Way to get violent.

Have you other stuff, broccoli? Sprouts? Maybe that will work?

 

[Trem]

I lost my shit there.

Way to get violent.

Have you other stuff, broccoli? Sprouts? Maybe that will work?

Oh how the times have changed, can't even have spring onions in the house now because of the crippling heartburn they give me and I would *never* throw the king of all veg away (sprout)

 

[caLLous]

I bet your toilet paper is all the wrong way round though.

 

[Trem]

I bet your toilet paper is all the wrong way round though.

Again how times have changed, I just don't give a fuck about it anymore

Although I kicked off on Sunday when I ordered a pie at the pub we were at, it was the steak and ale filling with pastry on top. THAT IS NOT A FUCKING PIE!!

 

[TdC]

THAT IS NOT A FUCKING PIE!!

prithee tell us what does a pie make?

 

[Raven]

I pie has to have a base, otherwise its meat and gravy with a pastry hat.

 

[Shagrat]

pie should have pastry all round it, not just stuck on the top like a hat, that's just new age pub lunacy!!!

 

[Trem]

As has been said (and thank fuck it isn't just me this time) a pie needs pastry all around the filling, if I'm being picky short crust everywhere and puff pastry top but that's just my preference.

 

[Shagrat]

As has been said (and thank fuck it isn't just me this time) a pie needs pastry all around the filling, if I'm being picky short crust everywhere and puff pastry top but that's just my preference.

I knew you'd be a proper pie kind of guy.

 

[fettoken]

Again how times have changed, I just don't give a fuck about it anymore

Although I kicked off on Sunday when I ordered a pie at the pub we were at, it was the steak and ale filling with pastry on top. THAT IS NOT A FUCKING PIE!!

And you live where, Northern Ireland?

 

[Trem]

And you live where, Northern Ireland?

Stoke. A bit like Belfast when it was at the height of the troubles I guess.

 

[Raven]

The troubles, circa 12th century.

 

[Moriath]

The troubles, circa 12th century.

Potato famine ?

 

[Moriath]

I too cant stand it when you get so called pies with a raft of pastry floating on the top.

 

[Trem]

But this pub is apparently famous for their pie, just downloaded their menu -

Home-made Steak and Ale Pie £8.60

It's what we're famous for! Tender steak chunks cooked in a rick dark ale gravy and topped with shortcrust pastry, served with chips and peas

I just saw the heading and ordered, then went outside for a ciggie, didn't read the FUCKING LIES ABOUT IT BEING A PIE IN THE DESCRIPTION!

 

[Moriath]

But this pub is apparently famous for their pie, just downloaded their menu -



I just saw the heading and ordered, then went outside for a ciggie, didn't read the FUCKING LIES ABOUT IT BEING A PIE IN THE DESCRIPTION!

Trading standards imo. Very misleading hehe

Its a stew with a hat.

 

[Trem]

Trading standards imo. Very misleading hehe

Its a stew with a hat.

Then right underneath that they advertise steak and ale stew, what a fucking joke. I thought I had let this go but obviously not. Told my nan about it and she was equally furious.