Scarecrows?

[Ormorof]

I have a script for a reality tv show called "One man and his Nan" in which you tour the UK and yell at pub landlords about birds and stew with hats

 

[Trem]

I have a script for a reality tv show called "One man and his Nan" in which you tour the UK and yell at pub landlords about birds and stew with hats

Get the funding, I'm up for it and my nan is a movie waiting to happen.

 

[Scouse]

my nan is a movie waiting to happen.

Your nan is a movie that already happened.

Google "Blue Waffles".

 

[Gray]

Always knew you lived in Stoke, what part of Stoke is it you're from? Mrs-to-be is from close to Hanley, also getting married there. Haaa.

 

[caLLous]

You're getting married there by choice? Was everywhere else on fire or something?

 

[Moriath]

You're getting married there by choice? Was everywhere else on fire or something?

Not heard of the rapture. Happens when gray gets married

 

[TdC]

Congrats Gray. Seems like only yesterday you were a wee nipper

 

[Trem]

Always knew you lived in Stoke, what part of Stoke is it you're from? Mrs-to-be is from close to Hanley, also getting married there. Haaa.

I'm from Newcastle mate, a town by Stoke, Stoke is all very confusing with it's towns and districts. How are you getting married you are only 9!

Where in Stoke are you marrying mate?

 

[Gray]

Yeah i know Newcastle, her dad lives there so go by it every so often.

Marriage taking place in North Stafford Hotel, true about the venue(s) but it was either Stoke or Widnes, so in fairness not much difference!

 

[leggy]

Gray is getting married.

Moment you realise you've been using an internet forum for too long. I remember pics of you in a room at your folks(?) house back in the Barrysworld days.

Anyway - congrats chap

 

[Ormorof]

It does make you think, ive been using barry/freddys for almost half my life

 

[Moriath]

It does make you think, ive been using barry/freddys for almost half my life

Youngster

 

[MYstIC G]

Yeah i know Newcastle, her dad lives there so go by it every so often.

Marriage taking place in North Stafford Hotel, true about the venue(s) but it was either Stoke or Widnes, so in fairness not much difference!

Gratz. PS: All you've missed is the date and time and we'll all turn up!

(Might be lies)

(Might not)

 

[MYstIC G]

I remember pics of you in a room at your folks(?) house back in the Barrysworld days.

You clearly need to swap out your wanking material more frequently

 

[leggy]

It was him or Mank. Can't remember. Clearly not picky about wank material.

 

[Trem]

It was Grey, he had massive headphones on and looked like someone out of something that I can't remember.

 

[caLLous]

He looked like a proper scouser if I remember rightly. I don't even know what a proper scouser looks like, but he looked like it.

 

[Trem]

He looked really happy and his wallpaper was hub caps.

 

[Yoni]

Why oh why didn't I read this thread earlier @Trem when you write threads about your hilarious life incidents please poke me to read them...., the title Scarecrows just didn't do it for me

 

[MYstIC G]

Why oh why didn't I read this thread earlier @Trem when you write threads about your hilarious life incidents please poke me to read them...., the title Scarecrows just didn't do it for me

You mean your bookmark for FH isn't just Trem's profile? On your own then...

 

[Yoni]

You mean your bookmark for FH isn't just Trem's profile? On your own then...

Bit too stalkery for me Meg!

 

[Trem]

Bit too stalkery for me Meg!

But you're OK with me wanking into your bra's while you're out? Strange borders you have madam

 

[Yoni]

But you're OK with me wanking into your bra's while you're out? Strange borders you have madam

I just know you like your space Sir... Enough to be able to wank in women's bras whilst their out..... Although occasionally fun to watch you *grins wickedky*

 

[Shagrat]

Fuck me u people are weird. Occasionally I think it would be cool to all meet for a drink and then i see some of the stuff you post and realise I'd wake up in some streange place in the middle of nowhere in womens clothes missing a kidney or something and wondering Wtf happened

 

[caLLous]

Friday night again?

 

[Shagrat]

Friday night again?

Haha I haven't had a night like that in a long time

 

[Edmond]

Fuck me u people are weird. Occasionally I think it would be cool to all meet for a drink and then i see some of the stuff you post and realise I'd wake up in some streange place in the middle of nowhere in womens clothes missing a kidney or something and wondering Wtf happened

Next Saturday it's then, all round to yours? I'll bring a ball gag

 

[TdC]

that ball gag was a gift, Edmond. I'm not keen on you going all sharesies

 

[Edmond]

that ball gag was a gift, Edmond. I'm not keen on you going all sharesies

Fuck, didn't think you'd see that post, sorry master

 

[MYstIC G]

that ball gag was a gift, Edmond. I'm not keen on you going all sharesies

WHAT THE HELL, HOW DARE YOU RE-GIFT MY GIFTS!!!!!