Scarecrows?

[Deebs]

Poor trem. Run the mains out now, it's the only way to be sure. Burn them.

I have to agree with you on the size of pigeons, I have several wood pigeons that stop over and shit in my back garden, fuck they are the size of double-decker buses and cats do fuckall against them.

ps. does the missus know how much pain and anguish she has caused you?

 

[Fweddy]

Get a Room Defender - I Want One Of Those

 

[Trem]

ps. does the missus know how much pain and anguish she has caused you?

Well, the other day my plumber mate came round to look at our water pressure, its very low you see. Being low it fucks up our combi boiler if you run another tap or flush the bog or anything like that. So he says "tell Samm to not run any taps or flush the bog etc" so I tell her and we go upstairs to watch the pressure as we run the hot tap and watch the gauge. Something wasn't right, the pressure had dropped and there was no other water running, "are you sure she isn't running any water" he says. I knew she was in the garden with our son so I look out the window to confirm this, obviously she won't be running water if shes in the garden. Guess what, SHE WAS FILLING THE FUCKING WATER BOWL UP FOR THE FUCKING BIRDS WITH THE OUTSIDE HOSE!!

I think that may answer the question.

 

[Deebs]

Haha,

I feel for you man I really do. It must be a very special moment you enjoy when these things happen to you

It seems to me that she is putting the birds before you. How often does she fill the bath up for you without you asking?

 

[MYstIC G]

Is anyone else liking Samm more and more with every post?

 

[Jupitus]

Well, the other day my plumber mate came round to look at our water pressure, its very low you see. Being low it fucks up our combi boiler if you run another tap or flush the bog or anything like that. So he says "tell Samm to not run any taps or flush the bog etc" so I tell her and we go upstairs to watch the pressure as we run the hot tap and watch the gauge. Something wasn't right, the pressure had dropped and there was no other water running, "are you sure she isn't running any water" he says. I knew she was in the garden with our son so I look out the window to confirm this, obviously she won't be running water if shes in the garden. Guess what, SHE WAS FILLING THE FUCKING WATER BOWL UP FOR THE FUCKING BIRDS WITH THE OUTSIDE HOSE!!

I think that may answer the question.

Haha I share your pain, fella

 

[TdC]

poor Trem it's not getting any easier is it?

 

[Ch3tan]

We can only hope, that purely for our entertainment, it get a lot worse

 

[Jupitus]

I demand an update with pictars!!!

 

[Trem]

As I said in the special l33t uber spy part of this forum, I have proof that I am Charlie Dimmock(but with bigger nips).

As you can see from the following picture I have won this round of me versus the birds. As I watch Wimbledon I laugh at their pathetic attempt at grass.

 

[Jupitus]

<Jup|F1> and Trem... fucking LMAO
<Trem^> DONT YOU LAUGH AT MY LAWNZ!!!
<Jup|F1>

:kissit:

 

[TdC]

lol that looks like a random patch of drought ridden Africa. For a country where it is very wet, your lawn is amazingly shite Tremzor

 

[Trem]

Its early days yet you massive cow

 

[TdC]

it looks so terrible I don't understand why the birds were trying to eat it in the first place

 

[TdC]

 

[Trem]

That fucking box, I just can't be arsed moving it.

Oh....

THATS NOT FUNNY!

 

[Jupitus]

That fucking box, I just can't be arsed moving it.

Oh....

THATS NOT FUNNY!

You've lost me....

 

[Ch3tan]

There is a box in teedles pic jup

 

[Jupitus]

There is a box in teedles pic jup

ROFFLES!! I hadn't noticed

 

[TdC]

I'm going to work on that pic a bit. Gimme a sec though .Mrs TdC has ordered me to clean the hizouse and hang up the laundry too :/

 

[caLLous]

 

[Trem]

You all suck.

 

[TdC]

lol Callous, that so rocks . here's my effort...

 

[Trem]

Well all your pictures are now outdated because the box is in the bin.

It was put there as target practice and to calibrate my air pistol but Samm caught me and went mental

I never got to see the red mist

 

[Furr]

 

[Ch3tan]

fucking LOL.

 

[MYstIC G]

pmsl!

 

[TdC]

 

[Trem]

 

[TdC]

lovely

there is no escape from the bird Tremor. it is everywhere