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Gwadien

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Parents get disability money.

But I highly doubt they get anything for asthma or adhd.

You can't seriously believe that people get benefits for asthma, surely?

Do you also think that autism/adhd isn't a thing?

How you go to professionals and pretend you have autism, I have no clue.
 

Gwadien

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My daughter is autistic. Where's my free money?

Do you get free transport from/to school?

Although I couldn't imagine something worse than sticking a kid in a different taxi to school every day.
 

Job

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Nope, academy girls school.

But special needs is growing exponentially and it pulls in a good percentage of the toothless.

I'll find out what its called, you dont need a full autism diagnosis, they just put them on the spectrum.
 

Gwadien

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Yeah, I also highly doubt that your wife took them out for the day shopping in a normal mainstream school.

The only way I could see that happening is if the kid came into school with no shoes on, but going for a casual day out shopping in a mainstream school? Nope.
 

Wij

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Do you get free transport from/to school?

Although I couldn't imagine something worse than sticking a kid in a different taxi to school every day.
Not been offered anything. The wife drives her in.
 

Gwadien

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Not been offered anything. The wife drives her in.

You won't get offered shit, you have to research it for yourself.

Obviously I have no idea of the diagnosis, and autism ain't one size fits all, and if she's in mainstream with no thoughts to a special needs school I'd imagine you wouldn't get anything.
 

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You won't get offered shit, you have to research it for yourself.

Obviously I have no idea of the diagnosis, and autism ain't one size fits all, and if she's in mainstream with no thoughts to a special needs school I'd imagine you wouldn't get anything.
Hmm. Probably. I'll have a nose around...
 

Gwadien

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Hmm. Probably. I'll have a nose around...

You better hope there isn't a bitch like Jobs wife working there who goes home and tells her husband lots of bullshit about how jealous she is of families getting support.

I can't believe that someone like that is in education, amazing really.
 

Gwadien

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C'mon Job, where's your backtracking? Or we just going to ignore this and move on?

Like we do with all the other absolute fucking bullshit you post?
 

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Pigs again.

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Jesus can't they try just a little bit harder:

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Travelling to Portugal and finding summer heat and longing for a return back to autumn when i get back to the uk tomorrow. I just dont do well at 28 celcius haha
 

Job

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C'mon Job, where's your backtracking? Or we just going to ignore this and move on?

Like we do with all the other absolute fucking bullshit you post?
Wtf.
Ive completely proven you had no fucking idea of how disability payments work and no fucking clue who is eligible .who gets paid and the critera.

Heres an update on one case.
Two sisters in her school get it..one for her adhd.....and you might need to sit down for this one, the younger sister is getting it a year earlier than normal...for the trauma she is experiencing dealing with her sister having adhd.
Thats how fucking silly it gets, its hardly a surprise really, they let men run in womens races...why not hand it out to the neighbours....fucking lol, thats probably next.
 

Job

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Yeah, I also highly doubt that your wife took them out for the day shopping in a normal mainstream school.

The only way I could see that happening is if the kid came into school with no shoes on, but going for a casual day out shopping in a mainstream school? Nope.
Are you sure you work in a school?
Do us all a favour and spend a day with your pastoral dept
 

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And yet people like fixing things that are not broken
Oh come on - you know that the first year at University is now basically a foundation year for a lot of courses because students haven't attained the required level to actually do degree level work earlier on?

That's an inevitable consequence of having such high attendance figures when previously universities were the preserve of either the very rich, or the top few percent of intellectual achievers.

A masters degree is nowadays considered what a 1st class honours would have been previously - at least from an employment point of view.

It's been going on for decades. Previously there was the argument about polytechnic collages being allowed to give degrees - and now they're all universities.

So, whilst I wouldn't call it "broken" - as it's by design - the fact that degrees aren't worth what they used to be, and are no longer indicative of actual intellectual prowess and achievement in the way they used to be, is something to be mourned.
 

Scouse

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Good old 'I HAD IT WORSE IN MY DAY'
Don't give a shit. My educational achievements of the past are largely meaningless in terms of my income potential, and there's certainly no jealousy attached to todays students getting 2:1's - especially since employers know they're worth much less, so kids are finding it harder when they think they've actually done something.

I'm just lamenting the fact that our higher education rankings aren't what they were. It's a shame - because UK degree means a lot less (especially since universities have now largely become another service industry that brings in foreign cash).

I figured teach would be a bit butthurt - but I refer you to the original article - you don't adopt a code of conduct meant to preserve the quality of degrees if they're not under threat.
 

DaGaffer

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Degrees getting easier (and worth less because of it).

Definitely a thing. You don't adopt a code to fix a non-existent problem.

They're not worth less because they're getting easier, they're worth less because there are a lot more of them. Supply and Demand.

It's very simple:
1. Go to a top-tier university. It doesnt matter if you study flower arranging for three years, you'll still be more employable. The expansion in lower-tier universities replaced the apprenticeships and direct school leaver pool, it didn't really affect top-tier colleges.

2. Failing that, get a masters. Once again, create scarcity. This isn't new; I did a masters for that reason 20-odd years ago.
 

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They're not worth less because they're getting easier, they're worth less because there are a lot more of them. Supply and Demand.
Partly agree - it's both. There's a lot more (yep, supply) but they're also easier. Out of necessity - because despite what's said to preserve people's fragile little emotions - average-IQ people simply don't cut the mustard when it comes to degree level education.

It's very simple:
1. Go to a top-tier university. It doesnt matter if you study flower arranging for three years, you'll still be more employable.
Absolutely. 100%. Largely the preserve of the rich who've been to private school (and received a better education) tho - than a meritocracy. (Poor and clever? You can, but it's a lottery, and your experience there may well be coloured by the fact that you're working class and on the receiving end...)

The expansion in lower-tier universities replaced the apprenticeships and direct school leaver pool, it didn't really affect top-tier colleges.
Again - agree, but they still sell "degree" - a lower quality degree.

2. Failing that, get a masters. Once again, create scarcity. This isn't new; I did a masters for that reason 20-odd years ago.
Yep - again, agree. But it's way more prevalent than it was 20 years ago. Masters degrees now are what we grad-hire when previously a 2:1 or above was an indicator of that level of intellectual quality and focus.


Ergo - degrees aren't worth what they were. Neither in employability stakes or as a label of intellectual achievement.
 

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