My colleague's insanely loud sinking when he drinks water..
*GLUUUUG!!!! GLUUUUG!!!*
"DID YOU HEAR ME, CORN!? I'M DRINKING A FUCKING GLASS OF WATER RIGHT ACROSS FROM YOU!!!"
*GLUUUUUUUG MOTHERFUCKER!!!!*
I confronted him today and asked if he could glug a little quieter. He can't. Not after he had his operation, curing him for pancreatic cancer.My colleague's insanely loud sinking when he drinks water..
*GLUUUUG!!!! GLUUUUG!!!*
"DID YOU HEAR ME, CORN!? I'M DRINKING A FUCKING GLASS OF WATER RIGHT ACROSS FROM YOU!!!"
*GLUUUUUUUG MOTHERFUCKER!!!!*
How does an operation in your abdomen affect your mouth and throat?
Having to eat and drink through a tube for a week fucks you up.
I had to do it for a couple of days and felt like I had deep throated a horse for a couple of weeks afterwards.
Shop opening times on a Sunday. I want to get out and done so I can do something I want today. Fucking 10am my arse.
God's day of rest you pair of gender-neutral anatomical insults.
How can it be fun to play like that.
I might have mistranslated something, because he had the operation in his throatHow does an operation in your abdomen affect your mouth and throat?
Take it to your LBS. They'll sort it on the cheap.Fucked gears on my bike, cant get the last set of 3 meaning no matter how fast i peddle its not getting any faster and I look like a typical cyclist, peddling furiously yet going nowhere.
Murmuration.I'm a bit concerned about birds...yesterday morning 5 seagulls were giving it large and one of the fuckers swooped down on me in the street, the noise was unbelievable.
So I'm running across the fields last night and a about 5000 screeching starlings started doing that thing they do about 20ft above my head, it was awesome and frickin terrifying as well.
I actually ran back to the car!
Two for today:
1) Shop assistants who ask you what you are looking for, then spend their time trying to sell you something else. In American Golf at lunchtime looking for a new glove, picked up a a Titleist one, clearly knowing what I was after - shop assistant comes over, and asks if I've ever tried some random Callaway one that happened to be on offer. Tried it on, instantly saw why it was on offer (it was like a gardening mitt), took the original one I wanted to the counter.
2) People who, when presented with a bank of 3 urinals, decide to piss in the middle one, meaning the next person has to stand right next to them and listen to them grunt groan and piss on their shoes. Use the end one you dirty pervert.