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Raven

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Up until recently, our systems talked to each other via CSV files...
 

Wij

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Up until recently, our systems talked to each other via CSV files...
Nowt wrong with that. Pop em in an S3 bucket and you've got an audit trail and multiple systems can pick it up.
 

Bodhi

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Up until recently, our systems talked to each other via CSV files...

We still have customers using CIM files aka screen scraping, and another lot who won't move on from Green Screens...
 

Wij

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I do have to draw the line at screen-scraping / injecting :(

family guy vomit GIF
 

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Mrs L: We're out of bin bags
L : OK
Mrs L: We need bin bags
L : Just use a Tesco bag
Mrs L: Pop out and get some bin bags will you ?
L : I'm busy [watching QI on TV]
Mrs L: Please
L : OK

/goes to shops, roadworks, temp traffic lights, arsehole drivers, gets bin bags, 35 minutes later....

L : Got 'em
Mrs L: Oh you didn't need to. We've got 3 rolls in the bottom drawer.

:eek:
 

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A man in his 50s mid 40s today was arrested and charged with murder. A body was found at an address in West London. The Met Police say a woman was strangled by bin liners. The man was remanded in custody
 

MYstIC G

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Banks forcing online statements, fuck off I don't want to login every month
 

Lamp

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Toilet paper. What a waste of money. Might as well stick it up your arse.
 

Scouse

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Toilet paper. What a waste of money. Might as well stick it up your arse.
HAving converted to bday I wholeheartedly think this.

Bdays are many orders of magnitude better.
 

Scouse

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I don't know why I spelled bidet bday - I guess the spelling part of my brain takes a bit longer to wake up. Especially when I do a wakeup, straight to mobile, consider-poop post :eek:
 

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I love my deck, playing mostly vampire survivors and wreckfest at the moment.
 

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scratched my glasses while on a biz trip. gotta use the biz insurance people. the company we use, well, on the bright side I'm not sure they could be worse :-/
 

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scratched my glasses while on a biz trip. gotta use the biz insurance people. the company we use, well, on the bright side I'm not sure they could be worse :-/
Was your face pressed up against some glass which had a woman behind it doing stuff?
 

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scratched my glasses while on a biz trip. gotta use the biz insurance people. the company we use, well, on the bright side I'm not sure they could be worse :-/

The issues with my own bike insurance has me convinced that too many are an utter ball ache.
 

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Rebuilding my pihole dns on 2 new Pi 5s and forgetting how to do ssh passwordless logins, but!! After some googling it is now all working. Just need to hit that 2million blocked domains target...........(no I will not block pr0n sites)
 

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Eating a steak & Kidney pie & chips at 3pm knowing the Mrs is making a lovely dinner later on
Damn my greedy stomach
Oh well. I'll have to block-book the toilet tomorrow morning.
 

Scouse

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I've been waitin' for a 2160p Oppenheimer.

Not a fucking 86Gb version tho!

/firstworldproblems
 

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Not seen it either. Mind you I'm the last person in the world to watch anything.
I've not seen the Lion King. The rest of the English speaking world has. I haven't
Must go. There's a new Laurel & Hardy moving picture.
 

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Oppenheimer's excellent. As a watcher of films on an ultrawide I could wring Nolan's neck for his aspect-ratio switching fetish but it might be my favourite film of his. Three hours long and it (mostly) flew by.
 

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Coolio, something for me to watch after The Old Guard has finished.
 

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Nearly at 2million...............

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Worth watching?
It's well made and well acted but peel away all the time jumps and cinematic devices and there isn't a lot of substance to it. More than half of the overly long movie is essentially about him renewing his driving license - riveting stuff :rolleyes:
 

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