SPAM random annoying things

[Raven]

Still working on Firefox and AdBlock Plus.

 

[Deebs]

And why would you wear beige trousers the older you get
With old age brings loss of bladder control
You don't want to be walking around with the "dot of shame" for all to see.

(Then again, you might not give a ****)

FFS you had to bring it up. Had another accident in the house. Think I am going to have to get a rubber bung at this rate....

 

[Jupitus]

FFS you had to bring it up. Had another accident in the house. Think I am going to have to get a rubber bung at this rate....

... it'll have to be a very small bung....

 

[Deebs]

... it'll have to be a very small bung....

Exactly, my arse has not been abused. I am not talking about the size of your cock ring Jup. Told you I would not bring that up in public so as not to embarrass you.

 

[TdC]

earlier this week I flipped out and I told a manager at Workies, to their face, and, in front of witnesses, that if they were truly going to be this incompetent, they should be the better person and quit before they fucked up more peoples hard work. they went white as a sheet and didn't say anything for at least a minute.

context: I make things that saves my employer 100's of thousands of man hours in unnecessary toil yearly. my dev lead, considered an IT rockstar, presumable god of sex and all-around good egg by his peers is being blocked for a promotion by this management cretin on the grounds of "too short a time has passed" since his previous promotion (3 years). get to fuck!

Spoiler

actually the pic is wrong. I do give a fuck. for my team I give all the fucks

 

[SilverHood]

Three years is an eternity! What if they leave for better opportunities elsewhere?

 

[MYstIC G]

I've definitely picked up my Dad's eccentricities. And my nose hair is accelerating.
I want to know whats going to happen to my body that requires long nasal hair to deal with it.

It stops hobbits like @Jupitus climbing inside, that's why him and @Deebs are so close, big conk = gaps in nasal folicals

 

[Deebs]

It stops hobbits like @Jupitus climbing inside, that's why him and @Deebs are so close, big conk = gaps in nasal folicals

Hehe, fucksake, stop it, when I laugh it hurts.

 

[MYstIC G]

for my team I give all the fucks

But you never ask for the consents...

 

[Lamp]

Mathematics

I've just watched a 2 hour video on the mathematics of general relativity
The video described it as "intuitive"

Metric tensors, Reimann curvature, stress energy tensors, Christoffel Symbols

Hats off to the math experts. Seriously. Wow. I need a life break.

 

[Scouse]

Mathematics

I've just watched a 2 hour video on the mathematics of general relativity
The video described it as "intuitive"

Metric tensors, Reimann curvature, stress energy tensors, Christoffel Symbols

Hats off to the math experts. Seriously. Wow. I need a life break.

Link

 

[Lamp]

Sure

One sec

 

[Lamp]

View: https://youtu.be/xodtfM1r9FA?si=fIWsqjwxv17Q9Aj9


8 videos in the playlist. Good luck

 

[Lamp]

Liberate tutemet ex inferis

After watching them I now get Event Horizon.

*Runs out room with no eyes
Mrs Lamp: I told you about watching general relativity videos
*Lamp runs into garden screaming at squirrels...

 

[Zarjazz]

View: https://youtu.be/xodtfM1r9FA?si=fIWsqjwxv17Q9Aj9


8 videos in the playlist. Good luck

Well video 7 is flat out wrong. The Einstein Field Equations can be derived from first principles using a variety of methods. There is the Bianchi identities, though the best and most physically intuitive approach is using the Principle of Least Action. There's also a heuristic argument to do with balancing out contra- and co-variant indices which is what I think Einstein originally used. I suspect they were ignored because the mathematics is even harder than what was already shown in the earlier videos.

 

[Lamp]

Actually I was fine until the stress energy tensor was incorporated then my brain shut down. I should have taken a break then.

 

[Wij]

I like cheese.

 

[Zarjazz]

Actually I was fine until the stress energy tensor was incorporated then my brain shut down. I should have taken a break then.

That is more physics than math and yeah, to actually explain it properly would take more than a 5 minute YouTube video (like all of the concepts in the playlist).

 

[Scouse]

Low-welfare eggs from caged hens imported to UK in ‘staggering’ numbers

Exclusive: Concerns grow that post-Brexit trade deals could lead to further decline in quality as battery farm eggs are reintroduced

www.theguardian.com

 

[Lamp]

More General Relativity


View: https://youtu.be/UfThVvBWZxM?si=xfwlyIDgDpaewrsZ

 

[Lamp]

Series of video lectures from EigenChris on relativity. Beginning with basic principles and leading to the equations of Einstein. A knowledge of basic calculus, linear algebra, and high school physics is assumed.


View: https://youtu.be/bEtBncTEc6k?si=qIMFPUvV7HnIcAEG

 

[Scouse]

My PC has lost power. Isn't switching on. Got the occasional flash from the MB on disconnecting and reconnecting the power lead, but nope to anything else

 

[Deebs]

My PC has lost power. Isn't switching on. Got the occasional flash from the MB on disconnecting and reconnecting the power lead, but nope to anything else

Heh, snap, my main NAS has died a horrible death (though is saving me a few million quid a year in leccy bills). I have an old Corsair 450w to try in it but my fucking fingers are killing me and don't want to make things worse.

Might try starting it tomorrow.......

 

[Scouse]

I had an 850W EVGA power pack from my mining days (how I wish I'd just bought some crypto instead of a fuckload of graphics cards) and swapped it in. Workin' now.

I've had the 650 watt one in there for 23 years, so it's had a good innings

 

[Deebs]

I had an 850W EVGA power pack from my mining days (how I wish I'd just bought some crypto instead of a fuckload of graphics cards) and swapped it in. Workin' now.

I've had the 650 watt one in there for 23 years, so it's had a good innings

Yeh the power supply that has died is quite a few years old, it is in the fridge sized Lian PC case that someone else on here has, apologies shit memory. Can hold like 22 3.5" hard drives. It is the pr0n hub of England

 

[Deebs]

Fucksake, forgetting to put a password in my manager and then wanting to login to NTP server and trying 4 trillion passwords and not one of them fucking work. It was 4 trillion passwords as I am a fast typer and passed RSA level 1 in 6th form college so you can all fuckoff

Tomorrow I shall have to hook up a monitor and keyboard and do it the old fashioned way. Cunts.

 

[MYstIC G]

Netflix price hikes. In the bin you go...

 

[Raven]

Netflix price hikes. In the bin you go...

Yaaaarrrrr

 

[MYstIC G]

Yaaaarrrrr

Honestly don't even need to go that way, it's all repeats or cheap garbage shows I don't care for

 

[Deebs]

Netflix price hikes. In the bin you go...

FFS. Oh well still got Amazon Prime.