SPAM random annoying things

[cHodAX]

you can't iron to save your life tbh. she must have it from you

So he only looks smart in polyester?

 

[TdC]

Deebs doesn't look smart at all!



edit: oh, wait, you mean "well dressed", my bad :-/

 

[cHodAX]

Deebs doesn't look smart at all!



edit: oh, wait, you mean "well dressed", my bad :-/

Aww bless him. <pats Deebs on the nose>

 

[TdC]

I googled "Italian Dress",as la Deebs is of that genus, and got this:

Spoiler

 

[Edmond]

Looks just like him

 

[cHodAX]

phwoar!

 

[Chilly]

hot

 

[old.Tohtori]

Nothing being fresh/cooling/yummmy enough in a hangover. I want more drinks to mix together with icesmush and stuff!

 

[Ormorof]

things that sound really funny in your head, but then you say it and then its not actually funny at all

 

[Raven]

People who shuffle to the photocopier. Actually, people who shuffle in general. Walk properly ffs.

 

[old.Tohtori]

People who shuffle to the photocopier. Actually, people who shuffle in general. Walk properly ffs.

View: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GaiAzbFmnzc


I'd think that would liven up the workplace to be honest.

 

[Overdriven]

... Agencies who spend 5 hours crying that they had to roll out IE7 because IE6 didn't work on a product they want, then bitch to Microsoft about it, who then casually tell them that IE6 is no longer supported... Which makes the agency cry even more.

Hillarious. I enjoy having to explain to certain agencies that their old products are backwards compatible, not forward compatible.

 

[Overdriven]

On another unrelated matter..

Having to come back to the UK after a week in corsica, getting to Surrey and then it hailing.. (Fuck you weather)
Being thrown onto a beach (FUCK YOU SAND)
Adapting to UK drivers being on the wrong side of the road and getting headaches because of it.
The shitty UK exchange rate (£525 for 725euro is fubar)

 

[Ch3tan]

Wanting to go out and have fun; but friends not free or on holiday, and knowing that you should really be saving every penny for your own holiday.

 

[gohan]

Wanting to go out and have fun; but have no money because I'm a student bum....... and spent all my money on Poland/tickets for the Euros and a new car....... which I can't afford to go out it :<

 

[Shagrat]

Wanting to go out and have fun; but have no money because I'm a student bum....... and spent all my money on Poland/tickets for the Euros and a new car....... which I can't afford to go out it :<

fucking hell students today have it hard, Poland/Euro tickets and a new car?!?!?!?!?

When i was at uni I was happy when I had enough for a few beers at the end of each week, cars? luxury, we used to have shoes to walk t' university

etc

 

[gohan]

Well I work as well, and had savings from previous job. Start Uni next month so as of yet have had no hand outs, last year had to support myself as well as pay for my course up front. So I don't feel bad about splashing out as I know the next 4 years are going to be shit money wise, will be lucky if I leave the country again before Uni is over.

 

[Job]

When people lean against the stupid fuckingwhydotheyfitonecosnooneusesit timer on the oven and it starts bleeping and no matter what you do it starts bleeping again ten minutes later or at 3am and the oven wont turn on and the book reads like the service manual for the hadron collider.
I'm seriously going to rip it out , smash it up and send it to them embedded in dogshit.

 

[caLLous]

Tip of the day: don't lean against something that HAS BUTTONS ON IT.

 

[dysfunction]

Chocolate buttons?

 

[old.Tohtori]

Tip of the day: don't lean against something that HAS BUTTONS ON IT.

But i wanna

 

[DaGaffer]

On another unrelated matter..

Having to come back to the UK after a week in corsica, getting to Surrey and then it hailing.. (Fuck you weather)
Being thrown onto a beach (FUCK YOU SAND)
Adapting to UK drivers being on the wrong side of the road and getting headaches because of it.
The shitty UK exchange rate (£525 for 725euro is fubar)

Sorry, what? You were in Corsica for a week and you're moaning about the exchange rate (surely that worked in your favour last week?) and driving on the wrong side, after a week? If you were visiting the UK from Corsica everything you said would make sense (except the beach part), as it is, it doesn't.

 

[gohan]

When your ex waits until you're just about over her to text and say she misses you and wants to meet up.......

Thinking of just saying no to be fair....

 

[Billargh]

But you know you won't.

 

[gohan]

Sadly this is probably the case...

 

[old.user4556]

Setting yourself up for a big mental fuck around.

If she snaps her fingers like this and you go running, you appear weak.

 

[old.Tohtori]

You could always use her for sex. Afterall, they seem to be using us just for mental sex.

 

[gohan]

We both start at the same Uni next month as well... Could get awkward. May just avoid it, or meet up with her just to clear the air or whatever so we don't have to spend 4 years avoiding each other. Fairly sure I want to be single for freshers tho xD

 

[old.Tohtori]

Was the text actually "i miss you, wanna meet up?", or was there more? These things are tricky 'cause she might want your manmeat for a rentalnight

 

[gohan]

Don't think I would tho, too messy having a 1 night stand with someone you know and are likely to see again. Should be kept for strangers IMO lol.