SPAM random annoying things

[Raven]

Most people couldn't give a shit about what is happening in the twitter vapour chamber.

 

[Deebs]

HPE sending out EOL emails with a hyperlink to a document to read, then clicking the link only to be told the document does not exist.

 

[DaGaffer]

HPE sending out EOL emails with a hyperlink to a document to read, then clicking the link only to be told the document does not exist.

Adobe did that with the Flash "update" as well.

 

[Embattle]

Safety warnings, for example on my Lava lamp is a sticker on the top of the bottle that states do not open or drink the contents.

 

[caLLous]

A lava lamp? Are you from the 90s?

 

[Embattle]

A lava lamp? Are you from the 90s?

My parents gave it to me in the 90s.

 

[caLLous]

I'm surprised it still works. I have idea if they still make them but it's not something I've heard about for years. Like shell suits.

 

[Embattle]

I'm surprised it still works. I have idea if they still make them but it's not something I've heard about for years. Like shell suits.

 

[MYstIC G]

32 bit Excel in 2021

 

[Scouse]

32 bit Excel in 2021

I second that. It's a joke.

 

[Raven]

I would flip the desk tbh.

 

[MYstIC G]

I would flip the desk tbh.

If I weren't at home and it was not my own desk that I would have to sort out afterwards, I think I'm genuinely at that point.

Excel is literally the only tool I've got at my disposal for this piece of work I'm doing and it's performance is utter pish.

We're only allowed 32 bit though because some plugin for finance only works on 32 bit so we all get to enjoy the lowest common denominator

 

[Lamp]

Burglar / car alarms that just won't STFU

 

[Scouse]

Burglar / car alarms that just won't STFU

Move to the middle of nowhere. The only sound that annoys me is motorbikes reflecting off the other side of the valley. It's amazing how loud they are.

 

[Lamp]

You know what, that sounds aresome.
I can see myself moving somewhere far away from London within the next decade.
Never thought I'd say that, but as I get older, I'm starting to crave a quieter, simpler life.

 

[Lamp]

(^awesome.....wtf is aresome lol)
(west country accent maybe...)

 

[Embattle]

Talk about bloat - Call of Duty patch brings 'biggest download day on record'

Doom - 4 floppies
Call of Duty: Warzone - 128000+

 

[Lamp]

And you still can't get a decent copy of Doom for Android

 

[Ormorof]

Second winter. was enjoying the warmth of sun on my face for first time last weekend now the air hurts my face again

 

[Scouse]

Tories - all fluff and ideas talk, no practical solutions:

Government has no climate change plan - MPs

Two reports from MPs cast doubt on the government's approach to meeting its climate change goals.

www.bbc.co.uk

 

[Embattle]

Prime minister's who believe they should keep spending public money on redesigning a newish kitchen to something even newer.

 

[Gwadien]

Prime minister's who believe they should keep spending public money on redesigning a newish kitchen to something even newer.

I thought it was undecided how it's being paid for? Although they did get a celeb interior designer in for it and it is finished.

I saw they were thinking of setting up a crowd fund for it. That made me smile.

 

[Embattle]

I thought it was undecided how it's being paid for? Although they did get a celeb interior designer in for it and it is finished.

I saw they were thinking of setting up a crowd fund for it. That made me smile.

It seems to be going through its usual routine of lets see the least offensive way to get something done that doesn't need to be done.

 

[DaGaffer]

I've just burned my finger from some melted chocolate and now I have a massive blister on my index finger and it hurts like a bastard

 

[Moriath]

I've just burned my finger from some melted chocolate and now I have a massive blister on my index finger and it hurts like a bastard

Hope its not The finger you use to open yr phone. Hate burns so sore

 

[DaGaffer]

Hope its not The finger you use to open yr phone. Hate burns so sore

Yes it is.

 

[Scouse]

My god this is so damn chavvy but if you read news you barely fucking avoid it.

I actually think this is all calculated bullshit on the part of the royal family to keep them front-and-centre in the minds of a new generation as they prepare for a couple of big deaths and a handover.

But why can't they just all fucking dissapear. The very existence of Royal Families and the concept of royalty itself is a terrible example for mankind tbh.

 

[Raven]

Yes it is.
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Needle through that, will be gone in days.

 

[Raven]

My god this is so damn chavvy but if you read news you barely fucking avoid it.

I actually think this is all calculated bullshit on the part of the royal family to keep them front-and-centre in the minds of a new generation as they prepare for a couple of big deaths and a handover.

But why can't they just all fucking dissapear. The very existence of Royal Families and the concept of royalty itself is a terrible example for mankind tbh.

Those two: We don't want the media intruding on our lives, we don't want to be front page news any more.

Also those two: Quick, look everyone, we just painted our spare room!

I'm sick of hearing about them.

 

[Raven]

Those two: We don't want the media intruding on our lives, we don't want to be front page news any more.

Also those two: Quick, look everyone, we just painted our spare room!

I'm sick of hearing about them.

Although...


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It's getting hilarious.

Even the race cards are out, I hope Megan doesn't go under any Parisian underpasses any time soon.