SPAM random annoying things

[Job]

When you use your satnav to plan a lovely scenic shortcut in the Lake District, 3/4 of the way through the frickin road is closed and you have to drive all the way back to where you started.

 

[Raven]

Or just check the map for an alternative route...

 

[Scouse]

Or just check the map for an alternative route...

There aren't always alternative routes in the lake district. It's why it's a nice place - not criss-crossed by tarmac.

 

[Raven]

Ripe for housing then!

 

[TdC]

just got off the bike after a training ride in the "cool" of the evening. I am having trouble believing it's actually possible to sweat this much 0o

 

[caLLous]

Shopping websites that dump me back with an empty basket because I messed up the card number when paying.

 

[fettoken]

Do like Amazon for keeping your shopping basket always.

 

[DaGaffer]

Shopping websites that dump me back with an empty basket because I messed up the card number when paying.

Bit old school. Where are you shopping, 1997?

 

[caLLous]

Bit old school. Where are you shopping, 1997?

France. So, yes.

 

[TdC]

When you board a train and kind of....notice... that someone has forgotten to brush their teeth

 

[Raven]

People who just go on and on and on about meaningless bullshit they saw on facebook. I could not give a flying fuck about some stupid picture of some wanky sports celeb from some wanky sport I don't care about.

 

[sayward]

Love the holiday but after 3 weeks can't face anymore food and I need to get away from all these people.
Why oh why when you are sitting on an absolutely beautiful tropical paradise beach do people think it's fine to hang their wet clothes in the trees to dry? So much for attractive photographs.

 

[dysfunction]

Where are you on holiday?

 

[fettoken]

When you board a train and kind of....notice... that someone has forgotten to brush their teeth

This person wouldn't be someone that sits next to or in the close vicinity and tends to be chatty?

 

[Tom]

When you drive 70 miles to collect a frame, only to find the shop is closed for a festival. No mention that it'd be closed in their emails to me, no mention on their website. No contact details while they're closed.

What's the point in having a website if you're not going to update it? I hate that mentality. "Oh it's 2016, we should have one of those websites. What's that? It's the primary means by which we get new customers? Better ignore it then and never update it!"

 

[Edmond]

When you drive 70 miles to collect a frame, only to find the shop is closed for a festival. No mention that it'd be closed in their emails to me, no mention on their website. No contact details while they're closed.

What's the point in having a website if you're not going to update it? I hate that mentality. "Oh it's 2016, we should have one of those websites. What's that? It's the primary means by which we get new customers? Better ignore it then and never update it!"

Do you need a hug?

 

[Tom]

No, I need my freshly-sprayed classic frame that I've been waiting 2 months for and which I've been charged nearly £500 for, so I have something to do today other than look at the weather and think about how shit it is.

Oh and I just collected a rare 25mm seatpost for another bike I'm restoring, only to find that for some reason the bastard won't go in. No idea why.

 

[caLLous]

No, he needs his frame. Keep up @Edmond, ffs.

 

[Moriath]

Where are you on holiday?

Think it was dominican republic

 

[old.user4556]

Fuck me, the BBC's terrible chat trying to fill the gaps and silences on this live Tim Peake feed.

 

[Lamp]

Choosing glasses frames. I hate the whole trying on process. Can never find a pair that suites me. Every pair makes me look like an arse. Grim. Glasses are evil. They know when you've left the shop, and the second you're drving they start feeling uncomfortable and heavy. I'll just put my old ones on just for the drive home...

 

[Lamp]

The Mrs will probably call me "speccy" or "4 eyes", give me a wedgie and steal my pocket money.

Defective vision is starting to sound good...

 

[Job]

You mean not look good

 

[TdC]

Can never find a pair that suites me. Every pair makes me look like an arse.

it seems to me that YOU are the defining factor here and not glasses, Lampbacon ;-)

 

[georgie]

Ouch, Teeds.

lol

 

[sayward]

The Mrs will probably call me "speccy" or "4 eyes", give me a wedgie and steal my pocket money.

Defective vision is starting to sound good...

Contact lenses?

 

[sayward]

Getting home and finding Sky box has crashed and not recorded anything for the last 2 weeks. It's either when they do an update or when I try and set something remotely.

 

[Lamp]

Contact lenses?

Not for me. Too fiddly

 

[TdC]

Toilet roll holders that dispense individual pieces rather than the end of the roll

 

[old.user4556]

The humidity in London fucking up my hair.