SPAM random annoying things

[Moriath]

Are you a girl?

 

[Edmond]

The humidity in London fucking up my hair.

Are you a girl?

 

[old.user4556]

Are you a girl?

STOP GENDER STEREOTYPING

 

[Scouse]

STOP GENDER STEREOTYPING

View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LwfoQ0A39KQ

 

[Moriath]

STOP GENDER STEREOTYPING

Well are you? You didnt answer the question

 

[old.user4556]

LEGALLY I AM NEITHER

 

[Scouse]

LEGALLY I AM NEITHER

?

 

[Moriath]

LEGALLY I AM NEITHER

Your just the angry shouty caps lock monster?

 

[Edmond]

Your just the angry shouty caps lock monster?

Probably got her period, you know what they get like. All shouty & emotional

 

[Moriath]

Probably got her period, you know what they get like. All shouty & emotional

Just after some new shoes i think.

 

[Raven]

People who find the Pareto principle acceptable. 20% of your information is complete garbage!? riiight.

 

[DaGaffer]

People who find the Pareto principle acceptable. 20% of your information is complete garbage!? riiight.

Its kind of irrelevant whether its acceptable; its just one of those things that's inevitably true. And it works in most fields of human existence.

 

[Raven]

Except in things like financial reporting...

 

[dysfunction]

Well financial reporting is never 100% exact. It is a true and fair presentation of the financial data.

Non material errors are still in the data and perhaps even some undetected material errors.

 

[Gwadien]

Getting a last bill from Virgin Media.

Last time I spoke to them they were like 'Yes, this will be the last bill we'll ever send you' 'Apart from this one.'

 

[Moriath]

Getting a last bill from Virgin Media.

Last time I spoke to them they were like 'Yes, this will be the last bill we'll ever send you' 'Apart from this one.'

Lots of money?

 

[Yoni]

A mouth full of Novocain and no work done on my teeth as apparently it is not fully effective.... I get to go back Wed for round 2 :|

 

[Gwadien]

Someone's son graduated from nursery.

HOW DO YOU GRADUATE FROM NURSERY?

You've successfully not shat yourself, well done, you pass!

 

[DaGaffer]

Someone's son graduated from nursery.

HOW DO YOU GRADUATE FROM NURSERY?

You've successfully not shat yourself, well done, you pass!

My little lad "graduated" from Montessori last week; little mortar board and gown, the whole bit. When I gently pointed out to wife and some of the other mums that the whole thing is faintly ridiculous; well, you'd think think I'd taken a dump on the table in front of them from the reaction. So I just shut up.

He was cute as fuck though.

 

[Jupitus]

My little lad "graduated" from Montessori last week; little mortar board and gown, the whole bit. When I gently pointed out to wife and some of the other mums that the whole thing is faintly ridiculous; well, you'd think think I'd taken a dump on the table in front of them from the reaction. So I just shut up.

He was cute as fuck though.

You should have gone and taken that dump, TBH

 

[Lakih]

"Grats, you didn't die"
Sounds like a participation award. Wonder what it takes not to graduate from nursery school.

 

[Raven]

Future special snowflakes.

 

[Tom]

It's like a birthday party for a one-year-old child. The kid doesn't have the first clue what's going on, the party is actually for the adults.

All I can remember from my nursery days is eating oxtail soup, playing with a wooden train set, the coloured clothes pegs (with added shapes!) we hung our coats on, and the big tin of pencils the teacher had on her desk. Oh and racing my mate down the slope in the playground, in a purple F1 car.

 

[DaGaffer]

I just don't want graduation ceremonies every five minutes because it devalues the ones that actually matter. Its a load of American wank.

But he did look really cute.

 

[Raven]

Signing up to a course to find its on two days and not one after the other. Also, not quite far away to need a hotel stay but just far enough to be a shit drive.

...and then finding another course is needed as a foundation that is a month before.

 

[Moriath]

I just don't want graduation ceremonies every five minutes because it devalues the ones that actually matter. Its a load of American wank.

But he did look really cute.

My nieces daughter in the states had this what a waste of time. Its just like oh i had a birthday well done you

 

[TdC]

I bought Dark Souls 3 for the PC. Their refusal to take out the console interface aside, I swear that they deliberately tailored the game to be as annoying and retarded as possible, from the menus up

 

[Raven]

It flat out refused to work with my PS4 pad. The menus were completely broken, the only way to get out of them was to Ctrl, alt, delete.

 

[TdC]

on the other hand, I also bought DOOM. now that's a beautiful game!

 

[Moriath]

on the other hand, I also bought DOOM. now that's a beautiful game!

Not in mp