SPAM random annoying things

[soze]

Nope not an option. I really do think there is a back hander involved. They are so under speced. I might refuse the collection and speak to my boss on Tuesday.

 

[Bodhi]

Aye just checked, Sony pulled out of the laptop business last April, so 18 months ago now.

I suspect some sort of back hander at play here.

 

[Tom]

Where?

Llandegla. It's ok, but only just over an hour of riding isn't worth 100 miles there and back.

 

[soze]

I just called Sony and the Warranty has expired haha I am sending this back. Bollocks I will say it did not boot so I called Sony who said the Warranty was up so I kept my old one. This can go back with the courier tomorrow

 

[caLLous]

Sony used to make some wonderful laptops.

 

[Tom]

Explosive diarrhoea in the middle of a half marathon. Thankfully at that point, I was running through deserted farmland, and there were trees and bushes. The white elastic running underwear may be a write-off though.

On the other hand, the noises my arse made were epic.

 

[fettoken]

I'm partially with Tom on this, people should merge in turn and respect other roads users.

In reality, it's a combination of:

ONE CUNT: I'LL GO RACING UP THE LEFT AND CUT IN.

OTHER CUNT: I'LL TAILGATE THE GUY IN FRONT, FUCK LETTING ANYONE IN.

Humans gonna hume.

That!

Well, i admit to being pissed off and have once and twice tailgated the guy in front wanting to cut the guy off but seeing it could get ugly I'd just backed up a bit to let the fucker in.

 

[Raven]

I am all for natural filtering but when some ballbag in an audi screams up at 60 trying to cut in to half a cars worth of gap they can fuck right off. We queue round here, cuntface.

 

[Moriath]

Explosive diarrhoea in the middle of a half marathon. Thankfully at that point, I was running through deserted farmland, and there were trees and bushes. The white elastic running underwear may be a write-off though.

On the other hand, the noises my arse made were epic.

Oh. The reasons for not running are right there. Paula radcliff eat your heart out.

Difference between you and paula. I would still fuck paula.

 

[Moriath]

Bank holiday weekend and missus is puking her guts up. Hmm guess whose sleeping on the sofa tonight.

 

[fettoken]

My sympathies.

 

[caLLous]

Bank holiday weekend and missus is puking her guts up. Hmm guess whose sleeping on the sofa tonight.

Enjoy spreading out in the bed on your own.

 

[Moriath]

Enjoy spreading out in the bed on your own.

Nah its me on the sofa. I get sick im on the sofa. She gets sick im on the sofa. Lol

 

[Raven]

How is that thumb print on your forehead?

 

[Moriath]

How is that thumb print on your forehead?

Worth it for the lovely food she cooks

 

[Yoni]

Wow @Moriath .... The only time one of us doesnt sleep in our bed is if we are away. Why when someone is sick does anyone have to get the couch?

 

[soze]

I would do (and have done (but spare bed)) the same. When someone is sick laying right next to them is not going to help you not get sick. Also they do not sleep properly they fidget and sniff and can be like human ovens. If the other half is sick my health and the chance of a good nights sleep are increased by sleeping elsewhere

 

[Raven]

In my house, if you are ill you get the spare bed or the sofa!

 

[Edmond]

Odd because I usually wake up on the sofa every morning, but if i'm sick, i'll take myself to bed

 

[old.user4556]

Wow @Moriath .... The only time one of us doesnt sleep in our bed is if we are away. Why when someone is sick does anyone have to get the couch?

Separate beds at least, doesn't make sense to disrupt the other person.

 

[bainteor]

Toht reminds of me of Dorimor atm, going on like he's "da master troller" much like Dorimor was the Thidranki king.

It was the members of Freddyshouse that conferred that title upon me. It is an appellation that I continue to dismiss.

 

[old.user4556]

Lels.

 

[Raven]

This should be riveting.

 

[Billargh]

Who's going to be the sucker to entertain him this time then?

 

[Edmond]

I miss @old.Tohtori now

 

[Edmond]

Changing the wheel on one of my work vans due to a puncture, the jack gave way cos I was giving the wheel a thump to line the nut holes up, got my finger trapped between the wheel and the arch.

Its currently twice the size of the other one, but I can move it.....which is nice

Jack is all bent a buckled, had to use the Transit jack to lift it back up again. Ford & Renault parts don't like each other very much do they?

 

[bainteor]

Who's going to be the sucker to entertain him this time then?

I was merely clarifying an untruth. Good day.

 

[CorNokZ]

I was merely clarifying an untruth. Good day.

/wave hi Mate!

 

[Tom]

Changing the wheel on one of my work vans due to a puncture, the jack gave way cos I was giving the wheel a thump to line the nut holes up, got my finger trapped between the wheel and the arch.

Its currently twice the size of the other one, but I can move it.....which is nice

Jack is all bent a buckled, had to use the Transit jack to lift it back up again. Ford & Renault parts don't like each other very much do they?

This is why we lift the car with the jack, before holding it with axle stands and chocks.

 

[Gwadien]

I was merely clarifying an untruth. Good day.

Are you the guy that plays guitar?