SPAM random annoying things

[Edmond]

Ok two random annoying things.

1. Coming home and finding virgin internets and package tv not working to phone up and they say they have to send an engineer. No football till monday evening at the earliest when engi comes

2. Having to survive mum and wife arguements over the last two weeks. Arg !!! Back being able to eat and do what i want without my mum telling me whats good for me and whats not and how i should do this or do it another way. Glad to have some space.

Someone needs a hug....

 

[Yoni]

I'd like thot to return. Regardless of how you felt about him he was part of our family and quite frankly he isn't as annoying as some other users

 

[Gwadien]

I'd like thot to return. Regardless of how you felt about him he was part of our family and quite frankly he isn't as annoying as some other users

Your face.

 

[Edmond]

I'd like thot to return. Regardless of how you felt about him he was part of our family and quite frankly he isn't as annoying as some other users

I don't think I'm that annoying......but I can see where you're coming from tbh

 

[Yoni]

I don't think I'm that annoying......but I can see where you're coming from tbh

Bless you. You are so not *fluffle*

 

[Billargh]

People who use the word "Hubby"

People who use the word 'wife' toward people they've been in a relationship with for a few weeks/months. Cunts.

 

[Gwadien]

People who use the word 'wife' toward people they've been in a relationship with for a few weeks/months. Cunts.

Didn't you refer to your gf/ex as your 'Mrs?'

 

[Billargh]

Didn't you refer to your gf/ex as your 'Mrs?'

Not even once. It was always 'my lass' or' wor lass', haha. Now she's simply referred to as 'a waste of half a decade'.

 

[Gwadien]

Not even once. I'm probably a massive hypocrite on most things, but not this

I'm pretty sure you did, once.

 

[Billargh]

I'm pretty sure you did, once.

Fuck me you're efficient! I'd challenge you to find it, I'm 100% sure I've never used that term, hah.

 

[Billargh]

I'm pretty sure you did, once.

It was used once, but only in the context of the post. (Had to check to be sure, haha.)

https://forums.freddyshouse.com/threads/this-thread-is-for-random-spam.234459/page-671#post-3932291

 

[Gwadien]

It was used once, but only in the context of the post. (Had to check to be sure, haha.)

https://forums.freddyshouse.com/threads/this-thread-is-for-random-spam.234459/page-671#post-3932291

So you did.

 

[Billargh]

So you did.

Talking about a hypothetical wife in a hypothetical situation, no way does this count.

 

[Gwadien]

Talking about a hypothetical wife in a hypothetical situation, no way does this count.

This wasn't specified in this statement;

Not even once.

Did you murder those children?

CATEGORICALLY NO.

Apart from that one, but he was 16, not really a kid eh?

 

[Billargh]

This wasn't specified in this statement;



Did you murder those children?

CATEGORICALLY NO.

Apart from that one, but he was 16, not really a kid eh?

Since we're being pedantic...

People who use the word 'wife' toward people they've been in a relationship with for a few weeks/months. Cunts.

I'd been with my lass for over 3 years when that post was made.

And I used the word 'missus' not wife.

And stop channelling Tohtori.

 

[Gwadien]

Moving on to exhibit B.

Not even once. It was always 'my lass' or' wor lass', haha. Now she's simply referred to as 'a waste of half a decade'.

I'd been with my lass for over 3 years when that post was made.

Now, half a decade would be 5 years, not 3...
















< @Big G will explain.

 

[Billargh]

Well considering we broke up after 5 years together in 2015, and that post was made in 2013... do the math.

PS why the fuck are we still going on about this?

 

[Shagrat]

slow news day?

 

[Gwadien]

Well considering we broke up after 5 years together in 2015, and that post was made in 2013... do the math.

PS why the fuck are we still going on about this?

Because I'm tohting.

 

[Billargh]

The wink should have given it away

 

[soze]

I can moan, I am good at it. I had a car service today 1st service. £250 (it needs specific oil) still under warranty so got it done properly. They also warned that the two front tyres needed to be replaced as they were both nearly illegal (5mil outside 3mil middle 0.5/0.2 inside) they wanted £170 per tyre and £80 tracking. I took it to my Tyre guy and he did similar tyres for £90 each and fixed the tracking for nowt. It looks like when I hit a pot hole it fucked up the tracking and in 7 months it has eaten two decent tyres. Fun day

 

[Billargh]

Shopto using some kind of ebola infected cancerous AIDS as a website rather than an actual functional website.

 

[TdC]

a driving, torrential rain, soaking me to the bone despite umbrella and rain jacket, that instantly stopped ( ) the moment I got on my train. I am sitting in a puddle of water, and I am trying to decide if wringing out my socks will be worth the effort of getting my waterlogged shoes off :-/

 

[Edmond]

Been soaked through yesterday and today, my feet are all pruned from having wet feet all day

 

[Tom]

Great, I finally get everything I need to get my road bike on the road again, only to discover that the seal on the freehub is distorted and won't go on properly. It's only six quid for a couple of spares but I still have to bloody wait again...

 

[Gwadien]

Been soaked through yesterday and today, my feet are all pruned from having wet feet all day

I religiously clean the pots at the end of my shift at work.

Problem with this is that our clocking in machine is a finger sensor.

So pruned fingers suck.

 

[TdC]

Just finished rewriting my CV. If headhunters were sharks I'd be dead by now.

My colleagues are all laughing at me, but secretly they're jealous as fuck.

 

[Raven]

Children and their shit parents. Was at B&Q and saw some kid nearly get its head run over by a big arse trolly because his awful parent was happy to let him just lie on the floor in the middle of an aisle. Shouted at the person to stop the trolly, one of those slow motion times.

 

[Edmond]

Just finished rewriting my CV. If headhunters were sharks I'd be dead by now.

My colleagues are all laughing at me, but secretly they're jealous as fuck.

They're jealous of your teeny tiny feet

 

[DaGaffer]

Just finished rewriting my CV. If headhunters were sharks I'd be dead by now.

My colleagues are all laughing at me, but secretly they're jealous as fuck.

Wow, your employer let's you go off to college out of the goodness of their hearts and now you're going to fuck them over for the lure of filthy lucre. You shameless WHORE!