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[TdC]

You know I work for a bank right? I assure you: there is no goodness, there is definitely no heart. Also, leaving very likely involves a pay drop of at least a thousand euros per month, so there's no filthy lucre either

 

[DaGaffer]

You know I work for a bank right? I assure you: there is no goodness, there is definitely no heart. Also, leaving very likely involves a pay drop of at least a thousand euros per month, so there's no filthy lucre either

Headhunters are calling you to offer you a pay drop? I think we need to have a talk.

 

[Gwadien]

Headhunters are calling you to offer you a pay drop? I think we need to have a talk.

I'll do it.

Teeds. You're doing it wrong you retard

 

[Tom]

Fucking boardwalk sections. I hate them.

 

[caLLous]

I remember playing Monopoly with a friend when I was about 12. He was privately selling me one of his streets so I could complete the set and he (the seller) kept haggling the price down not up. @TdC, was that you?

 

[soze]

Fucking boardwalk sections. I hate them.

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You are one f them wobbly fuckers that video warned us about aren't you. Weaving all over the place. I would not even attempt to ride that I can fall over sitting still.

 

[CorNokZ]

ppl who thinks this sign mean "uuuhhh I better hurry up and overtake all the fuckers who lined up in the right lane"

 

[Tom]

Nothing wrong with merging in turn. It uses all the road's capacity, rather than wasting half a mile of a perfectly good lane.

 

[old.user4556]

ppl who thinks this sign mean "uuuhhh I better hurry up and overtake all the fuckers who lined up in the right lane"

I'm partially with Tom on this, people should merge in turn and respect other roads users.

In reality, it's a combination of:

ONE CUNT: I'LL GO RACING UP THE LEFT AND CUT IN.

OTHER CUNT: I'LL TAILGATE THE GUY IN FRONT, FUCK LETTING ANYONE IN.

Humans gonna hume.

 

[Gwadien]

Obviously if the traffic is static, then crawler lane shouldn't be used.

 

[Tom]

Yes, it should, or the queue of traffic will begin to affect junctions further back down the road.

 

[Gwadien]

Yes, it should, or the queue of traffic will begin to affect junctions further back down the road.

Surely merging in and out of a 500 metre crawler lane would just further slow down the traffic?

 

[Scouse]

Fucking boardwalk sections.

Where?

 

[TdC]

Headhunters are calling you to offer you a pay drop? I think we need to have a talk.

you'd be surprised. part of the reason it's hard to leave company is because I'm in a mile thick golden cage :-/

 

[Bodhi]

I'm partially with Tom on this, people should merge in turn and respect other roads users.

In reality, it's a combination of:

ONE CUNT: I'LL GO RACING UP THE LEFT AND CUT IN.

OTHER CUNT: I'LL TAILGATE THE GUY IN FRONT, FUCK LETTING ANYONE IN.

Humans gonna hume.

You forgot cunt 3 - I'M GOING TO STRADDLE BOTH LANES TO MAKE SURE PEOPLE GET IN LANE EARLY BECAUSE I'M A MASSIVE CUNT.

These utter utter cunts, along with the fuckwits who try to stop you merging at the end in a fit of self righteousness really need to contract some virulent tropical disease and fuck off. If the Highways Agency wanted us to form one queue half a mile before the merge point, they would have put the fucking merge point half a mile up the fucking road you fucking cretins. The reason they didn't is probably because if they put the merge point there you'd end up blocking the junction you're now sitting in the middle of, because you and tour fellow window lickers have rendered half the road capacity useless you utter dribbling mongs.

 

[Scouse]

I actually feel a little more strongly about it than you @Bodhi. I dunno how you manage to keep your calm on the subject.

 

[Lakih]

Season finale of Mr. Robot delayed one week because of the shooting of a reporter on live TV in Virginia. A'm I a bad person for being annoyed at this?
Was a scene in the episode that was similar to the actual shooting.
So...

Spoiler

Someone will be shot in the season finale of Mr. Robot!

 

[soze]

With the merging of lanes both lanes can be full of cunts. The special kind of cunt that makes my blood boil take their BMW / Audi out of the line that is staying active and moving at 70. Scream down the inside lane that is being closed and then filter again just to go 5 cars further forward. Actually I hate the fuckers that insist on going under the speed limit more. They think it is safe to drive that way and you end up with fucking lorries going into the other lane to go round them, then you then need to let them filter again. Bring on a minimum speed limit. Or a separate road network for for the cunts that like to crawl or speed. Leave me and everyone else who is happy to do 70 alone.

 

[soze]

Idiots specing my equipment. New laptop delivered to home and it is shit. 13inch fake ultra book slow processor crap memory and 120GB SSD. The worst part is the 768 screen why are they even made. Some tool has speced this shit because it weighs fuck all. But it is overpriced and only has 2 USB ports and 1 HDMI nothing else. My current machine is an i7 4 times the RAM 4 USB ports, Serial, Display Port and HDMI, 256GB SSD and a 1080p screen. But they are collecting that one tomorrow to send it back. But at least now I have a Sony that looks like a Mac Book

 

[Moriath]

Idiots specing my equipment. New laptop delivered to home and it is shit. 13inch fake ultra book slow processor crap memory and 120GB SSD. The worst part is the 768 screen why are they even made. Some tool has speced this shit because it weighs fuck all. But it is overpriced and only has 2 USB ports and 1 HDMI nothing else. My current machine is an i7 4 times the RAM 4 USB ports, Serial, Display Port and HDMI, 256GB SSD and a 1080p screen. But they are collecting that one tomorrow to send it back. But at least now I have a Sony that looks like a Mac Book

Why did u order something so rubbish and why are they picking up the decent one

 

[soze]

Why did u order something so rubbish and why are they picking up the decent one

Idiot buyers who want MacBooks but can't have them so pay for style over substance. Give me an ugly 15 inch Lenovo packed with ports any day of the week And it is picked up because the Lease runs out on the 1st and they only remembered that yesterday which is why I get the joy of rebuilding my laptop during my week off.

 

[Moriath]

Idiot buyers who want MacBooks but can't have them so pay for style over substance. Give me an ugly 15 inch Lenovo packed with ports any day of the week And it is picked up because the Lease runs out on the 1st and they only remembered that yesterday which is why I get the joy of rebuilding my laptop during my week off.

I got a lenovo and they are great for work .

 

[Raven]

I have an Dell something or other.

Its cream coloured.

 

[Bodhi]

Idiots specing my equipment. New laptop delivered to home and it is shit. 13inch fake ultra book slow processor crap memory and 120GB SSD. The worst part is the 768 screen why are they even made. Some tool has speced this shit because it weighs fuck all. But it is overpriced and only has 2 USB ports and 1 HDMI nothing else. My current machine is an i7 4 times the RAM 4 USB ports, Serial, Display Port and HDMI, 256GB SSD and a 1080p screen. But they are collecting that one tomorrow to send it back. But at least now I have a Sony that looks like a Mac Book

If it's a Sony I'm guessing the spec is wank because it's at least a year old, they stopped making Vaios a while ago. That's why I have a Dell :-(

 

[soze]

I got a lenovo and they are great for work .

Yeah the one that is going back is a Lenovo. New one is a shit Sony "Ultra Book".

 

[soze]

If it's a Sony I'm guessing the spec is wank because it's at least a year old, they stopped making Vaios a while ago. That's why I have a Dell :-(

It is shit because it is one of the undersized laptops that tries to be a MacBook Air it is nothing against Sony. I just don't see why I have to have a salesman's laptop

 

[TdC]

If it's a Sony I'm guessing the spec is wank because it's at least a year old, they stopped making Vaios a while ago. That's why I have a Dell :-(

Sony killing off it's laptops brought a tear to my eye. Ofc I only ever had high spec business Vaios but hey ho.

 

[Moriath]

I have an Dell something or other.

Its cream coloured.

Coloured by your cream. From too much fapping.

 

[soze]

I didn't even know the Vaio was dead. So that means we have wasted money on old stock I bet the buyer just got told what a great deal they were getting. Or there was an Offer of buy 30 of these and get a free TV delivered to your house.

 

[Bodhi]

Ironically enough the Macbook Air was a copy of an old Vaio

Bit shit they've forced the downgrade on you though? Shirley it would cost them less for you to keep what you've got? I know when we got our Ultrabooks I was given the option of keeping the old machine until it broke.