SPAM random annoying things

[caLLous]

When you send it to the printer, I hope you're factoring in the cost of printing all of us copies so we can peer review you.

 

[Raven]

Just don't send it in word docs.

 

[TdC]

When you send it to the printer, I hope you're factoring in the cost of printing all of us copies so we can peer review you.

AHAHAHAHA

Just don't send it in word docs.

AHAHAHAHA


*cries*

*faps compulsively using own tears as lube*

 

[Moriath]

AHAHAHAHA



AHAHAHAHA


*cries*

*faps compulsively using own tears as lube*

Scouse wont accept your findings unless its been peer reviewed

 

[TdC]

I am beyond caring atm Mori old chum. In a funny aside, I just got a mail from my assessor that he doesn't agree with the yearly savings projection I made for my software, because I am disregarding development costs. Except....I clearly state in at least three places that I am only counting yearly costs AFTER implementation and write my whole development cycle off under a customer lump-sum agreement. These people only read what they want to read and only take things in to account when they feel like it.

 

[old.Tohtori]

These people only read what they want to read and only take things in to account when they feel like it.

Huh, that sounds awfully familiar. I swear i've been around similar folk somewhere.

 

[TdC]

sounds like humans to me

 

[caLLous]

Huh, that sounds awfully familiar. I swear i've been around similar folk somewhere.

Why do you insist on shooting yourself in the foot like this? It's like you're trying to make a point about others but the sentence you quoted is basically you.

 

[Moriath]

Wow almost three face palms in a row and only one was ironic.. Bet ya cant guess which. Lol

 

[old.Tohtori]

Why do you insist on shooting yourself in the foot like this? It's like you're trying to make a point about others but the sentence you quoted is basically you.

Why do you insist on taking clear pisstakes as anything other

Anything other than? Can't find online which one.

 

[DaGaffer]

I am beyond caring atm Mori old chum. In a funny aside, I just got a mail from my assessor that he doesn't agree with the yearly savings projection I made for my software, because I am disregarding development costs. Except....I clearly state in at least three places that I am only counting yearly costs AFTER implementation and write my whole development cycle off under a customer lump-sum agreement. These people only read what they want to read and only take things in to account when they feel like it.

Death by skim-reading. It's happened to me twice this week, but...I've done the same thing more than once

 

[old.user4556]

Yeah I have two mates that have made that mistake. They have to ask permission to go away for the weekend, fucking terrible situation to be in.

A whole weekend?! I should be so lucky! A couple of mates have had their testicles removed and now they're just sitting around waiting for death. We lost touch because the missus wouldn't let them out for a pint, so I pegged it back and was like "well, come round to the house for a beer" and even that became too much of an ask. We've now not spoken for nearly three years. I saw one of them at a birthday party a couple of weekends ago (he brought his kid who is now three, as you would expect) and he's an absolute shell of a man; pale in the face, out of shape, sunken eyes. It's like his missus has turned him from Theon into Reek and can't do anything without her express permission (to be fair, he's always been a fucking doormat in the 18 years I've known him). The part that bites the most is that his missus puts pictures on Facebook demonstrating she's having a good time, while he presumably sits at home saying "I'M REEK .... REEK!" to a bare wall in his bedroom.

Marriage can change how people will behave, kids will change how people behave. And its not because you necessarily want to see your friends less, you're just too exhausted and skint to bother in the first few years, and by the time you get your life back, you and most of your old friends are moving in different circles.

Precisely this. My sisters have two girls each, I was shocked just how much time was absorbed to the point that they don't even get time to even sit and watch the TV, let alone get out to the cinema or a dinner. They're absolutely burned out most of the time.

 

[TdC]

Box of my final work. Cost over a hundred euros to print. The lecturers will not read it. After the 26th, the school will have it destroyed.

 

[Edmond]

Box of my final work. Cost over a hundred euros to print. The lecturers will not read it. After the 26th, the school will have it destroyed.

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Yes but you've done your bit, and that's what matters dude

 

[dysfunction]

Box of my final work. Cost over a hundred euros to print. The lecturers will not read it. After the 26th, the school will have it destroyed.

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Well done! Can't you take it back from them and keep it?

 

[caLLous]

Box of my final work. Cost over a hundred euros to print. The lecturers will not read it. After the 26th, the school will have it destroyed.

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D'aww, you put a little ribbon around it and everything. How can they not be impressed?

 

[TdC]

Thanks for the kind thoughts guys! Don't mind me; I'm just depressed as fuck atm.

 

[Edmond]

Thanks for the kind thoughts guys! Don't mind me; I'm just depressed as fuck atm.

 

[Raven]

Thanks for the kind thoughts guys! Don't mind me; I'm just depressed as fuck atm.

On a brighter note, you have time for faffing with games now?!

 

[Raven]

Hey fever, always had it but for the last 10 years only really mildly. today has been a nightmare though. I need to change my eyes!

 

[Edmond]

had it back in Feb/March, but not had it since. usually get it bad

 

[Moriath]

Hey fever, always had it but for the last 10 years only really mildly. today has been a nightmare though. I need to change my eyes!

Must be revenge of the console owners

 

[mooSe_]

Got on a train going in the wrong direction last night. Was kinda drunk and didn't bother checking where I was going for like 9 stations for some reason. Got home in the end but spent like an an hour and a half on what should've been a 25 minute journey. I would like to blame being a foreigner in Japan but to be honest they have English on the trains too, and I can read the characters for the stations near my house anyway. Basically I'm just dumb.

 

[TdC]

On a brighter note, you have time for faffing with games now?!

some time, aye. I have to come up with a presentation and defence for my stuff, but that's like a holiday compared to the amount of shit I had to make to get to this point.

 

[old.user4556]

Chopping chillies, washing your hands, going to the toilet 45 minutes later and touching your manhood.

FIIIIIIIIIIREEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[TdC]

I've had that too G-bacon. It makes a guy deeply unhappy

 

[caLLous]

Stop touching @Big G's manhood then.

 

[Lamp]

Speed humps.

 

[TdC]

I googled Speed Humps and got this pic. I suppose Google is correct.

 

[Lamp]

Speed humps
Challenge accepted