SPAM random annoying things

[Moriath]

Wheres the video

 

[Lamp]

(Google women drivers on images if you want to laugh yer ass off)

 

[CorNokZ]

How to cook the right amount of pasta:

1) Take out as much pasta as you need
2) Wrong

 

[old.Tohtori]

If you amke plans for enxt days meal, then the extra pasta works. Cook more then you'd need, then use the rest that's not eaten next day in an oven food or some such. Maybe fry it on the pan.

Pasta is rather resiliant in taste when it comes to storing it.

 

[old.Tohtori]

Youtube saying it's on fullscreen mode and that you should press esc to leave. Yeah, i know.

There really should be a "i'm not new to the internet" setting on websites

 

[old.user4556]

Speed humps
Challenge accepted

Anna Song.

There's a great vid out there of her diddling herself in a car.

 

[caLLous]

Youtube saying it's on fullscreen mode and that you should press esc to leave. Yeah, i know.

There really should be a "i'm not new to the internet" setting on websites

It also tells you to tick a box to remember your preference...

 

[Edmond]

Anna Song.

There's a great vid out there of her diddling herself in a car.

back in a mo....

 

[old.Tohtori]

It also tells you to tick a box to remember your preference...

Doesn't affect that.

 

[caLLous]

Ergh, It's happened. Toht is right about something.

 

[Moriath]

back in a mo....

About seven mins but ok.

 

[Edmond]

About seven mins but ok.

Well at least the black leather seats will be wipe clean

 

[Moriath]

Insomnia. Hate it. And one reason why i have spent the last four hours putting together a spreadsheet of middle ware license usage for a client.

7 am. Got a call in 5 hours. Hehe. Hope no one rings me from the office.

 

[old.Tohtori]

Ergh, It's happened. Toht is right about something.

You sneaky devil, i facepalmed your "tick a box" comment

You can fix it by going into firefox config and removing it, but it's a security feature apparently so diddlydoo.

 

[CorNokZ]

The fact that my 16 month old son knows how to operate our washing machine. He can open/close the door, put it on centrifuge program or the long three and a half hour program. More so, he also knows how to pause already ongoing programs.. Many times now already I've been convinced after a couple of hours that the machine was done only to discover that it had been paused just a few minutes after I started it!

Now to teach him how to fill it, sort, hang and fold the clothes

 

[Edmond]

The fact that my 16 month old son knows how to operate our washing machine. He can open/close the door, put it on centrifuge program or the long three and a half hour program. More so, he also knows how to pause already ongoing programs.. Many times now already I've been convinced after a couple of hours that the machine was done only to discover that it had been paused just a few minutes after I started it!

Now to teach him how to fill it, sort, hang and fold the clothes

16 months, wow where did that time go!!

 

[Moriath]

16 hours of nested if statments and vlookups. My head is spent. Fnar fnar.

 

[TdC]

SUCH a lightweight ;-)

 

[TdC]

OT: making tea. forgetting what I was doing. finding tea mug. taking big gulp of tea expecting it to be room temp. it wasn't room temp. there is now tea everywhere

 

[CorNokZ]

16 months, wow where did that time go!!

No idea mate. The past year and a half just swooshed by. Best year and a half of my life though

 

[Raven]

That's the lack of sleep talking.

 

[CorNokZ]

That's the lack of sleep talking.

He sleeps from half past seven to six in the morning.. I can't really complain

 

[Moriath]

He sleeps from half past seven to six in the morning.. I can't really complain

Six am. Dont see that unless im still up from the night before.

 

[DaGaffer]

The fact that my 16 month old son knows how to operate our washing machine. He can open/close the door, put it on centrifuge program or the long three and a half hour program. More so, he also knows how to pause already ongoing programs.. Many times now already I've been convinced after a couple of hours that the machine was done only to discover that it had been paused just a few minutes after I started it!

Now to teach him how to fill it, sort, hang and fold the clothes

My 3 year old keeps trying to get in ours. Fortunately he keeps trying to do it arse backward

 

[CorNokZ]

Six am. Dont see that unless im still up from the night before.

You've probably already been up to piss two or three by 6am, you old fart

 

[old.Tohtori]

Getting stuck on the internet. Was supposed to go to bed an hour ago

 

[CorNokZ]

Getting stuck on the internet. Was supposed to go to bed an hour ago

Same. Still here. Fuck. Off now!

*goes back to youtube*

 

[TdC]

I just pressed the "Generate Report" button on my final thesis thing and a report was actually got generated (complete lack of surprise, my code works) so I burnt all my shit on to a couple DVD's to turn in tomorrow. Half a celebratory glass of whisky later I realized I had forgotten to generate my javadocs. Sooooo tempted to just yolo it, even though I have in several documents that I would deliver javadocs -.-

 

[Scouse]

I could kill the neighbour.

He's been decorating at 1am. Again. His gran (who he lives with) is off on holiday and he wants to get it done before she gets back. Gives zero fucks about what anyone else thinks. Went round holding my temper but it descended quickly into an argument because he didn't like the way I knocked on the door (which was admittedly loud - as I figured he wouldn't hear me over his drill).

What's worse is that the missus went over the other night and asked him to stop and he didn't - but she's pissed off at me because she didn't want me to go around and complain - she'd rather cower in our bedroom, not getting any sleep - and I'm angry at her because she's a modern day neighbourly Neville Chamberlain.

 

[TdC]

I'm uploading my last School document to my uni faculty's new webshite. True to form, it has the most annoying user interface ever. It doesn't let you multi-upload documents, and every document has to be described in a separate part on the site. Additionally they caution you that uploading is 'slow as fuck'. Not the exact words but the meaning is the same. I have a shitload of documents and a tonne of code. Go figure.