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[MYstIC G]

Bacon bap just made
mmm

Your Bacon > Other ratio is not high enough.

 

[Billargh]

 

[old.Tohtori]

How drunk people sound when you're sober. Eesh.

 

[Scouse]

Could say that about donuts too.

Not really.

 

[Moriath]

Not really.

Yup they wont do you any harm if you eat one a month or so.

 

[old.Tohtori]

Gotta agree there, all products really depend on the amount etc.

You can kill yourself with water.

 

[fettoken]

The word 'lad' in any form or fashion. Find it extremely annoying and repulsive.

 

[Jupitus]

The word 'lad' in any form or fashion. Find it extremely annoying and repulsive.

Aww don't worry about it, lad

 

[georgie]

I've found myself saying 'fella' quite a bit recently.

"Afternoon, fella", "'Scuse me, fella", "Cheers, fella"

No idea where that's come from.

 

[mooSe_]

better than calling people 'squire' at least

 

[old.Tohtori]

Things this forum has rubbed on me, outside penes; mate and proper.

Have to start looking at my posts to find more

 

[TdC]

Osama Bin-LAD-en, ammirite?!?!?

 

[caLLous]

No, no you're not.

 

[old.Tohtori]

I wonder what a bin-lad would be. Some guy who showers every other week, never pays for dinner and loves to date absolute dogs?

Oh, it's me!

 

[Overdriven]

The word 'lad' in any form or fashion. Find it extremely annoying and repulsive.

Cnut.

 

[Edmond]

Some fucker has hit my van and left a crease in the side of the panel, its about chest height so it must have been a lorry or another van

Really winds me up, fucking cunting fucking cunt fucks!!!!!!

 

[Scouse]

Cunty mc cunt cunt there @Edmond

 

[dysfunction]

Some bastard managed to get into my wifes bank account using telephone banking which she never uses. Cleared out her ISA.

I think they somehow cloned her phone sim card because her mobile stopped working properly. They must have got some personal details that way in order to get through the phone banking security.

Thankfully the bank has put the money back now.

 

[Edmond]

Some bastard managed to get into my wifes bank account using telephone banking which she never uses. Cleared out her ISA.

I think they somehow cloned her phone sim card because her mobile stopped working properly. They must have got some personal details that way in order to get through the phone banking security.

Thankfully the bank has put the money back now.

Glad you got it all back

 

[Moriath]

Not really.

Thanks for the disagree. So one donut a month will kill you. Show me a study and i will believe you.

 

[caLLous]

One donut a month isn't "moderation". It's just one donut a month.

 

[old.Tohtori]

I was going to ask Scouse about the disagree, but i think this is going into semantics and i really don't want to get into that anymore

 

[Edmond]

One donut a month isn't "moderation". It's just one donut a month.

Just the one...

 

[Moriath]

One donut a month isn't "moderation". It's just one donut a month.

which is a moderate amount of donut.

 

[Scouse]

Thanks for the disagree. So one donut a month will kill you. Show me a study and i will believe you.

Actually - I was making the point that some foods (fat, for example, in butter) in moderation can be healthy (in fact fats are essential).

However, donuts aren't food - they're just stuff you can eat. Refined flour, white sugars, partially hydrogenated oils, artificial flavourings and zero nutritional value.

No, they won't kill you. But then, taking a bit of weed won't kill you. And if donuts are your drug of choice then fine - but don't tell me that they're healthy in moderation - because they're the opposite. They're just not dangerous in small quantities...

 

[Moriath]

Actually - I was making the point that some foods (fat, for example, in butter) in moderation can be healthy (in fact fats are essential).

However, donuts aren't food - they're just stuff you can eat. Refined flour, white sugars, partially hydrogenated oils, artificial flavourings and zero nutritional value.

No, they won't kill you. But then, taking a bit of weed won't kill you. And if donuts are your drug of choice then fine - but don't tell me that they're healthy in moderation - because they're the opposite. They're just not dangerous in small quantities...

You can make donuts without hydrogenated oils artificial flavorings.

Yes it is made of flour and sugar. Not that there is much nutritional different between brown and white sugar.

I never said they were healthy i said they wouldnt do you any harm in moderation. You are putting the healthy thing into it. I said most things arnt bad for you in moderation. Bad doesnt mean healthy.

Tbh im with giles coren on this. If people think they can live to 120 by eating what they deem to be good stuff and avoiding everything bad. I will trade ten years for the odd burger and another ten for alcohol.

Why do you insinuate because i say something its my person weakness or as you put it drug of choice? I havent had a donut in years. It was just a well known fatty product that wont kill you if you eat it in moderation.

Oh and most places apart from the really scummy bottom of the food chain type places are not using hydrogenated oils now.

 

[Scouse]

Man, @Moriath. You're so touchy

 

[TdC]

after wondering for about an hour why my program was always returning 0, I realized that at some point I was comparing a certain string with the same string but with spaces removed. the particular thing I was looking for had a space in it's name, so it would never match. I'm such an idiot sometimes

 

[Scouse]

...sometimes

??

 

[TdC]