SPAM random annoying things

[TdC]

You never know until you try

 

[Lamp]

Finding a hole in a sock.

 

[Edmond]

Finding a sock in your hole

 

[Gwadien]

Socking a find in your hole.

 

[old.user4556]

Holing a find in your sock

 

[CorNokZ]

Beating a dead horse.....

 

[Gwadien]

Deading a horse beat.

 

[Raven]

Beating off a dead horse.

 

[Gwadien]

Raven ruined it everyone.

 

[Moriath]

Beating off a dead horse.

With a sock

 

[TdC]

HORSING A DEAD BEAT!! WITH YOUR PEEN!!! YARRRRR!!!

 

[Raven]

Raven ruined it everyone.

I ruined your mum

With a dead horse.

 

[MYstIC G]

Finding a dead sock horse in your flogged hole.

 

[Edmond]

Flogging a dead hole with a horses sock

 

[Lamp]

Finding a dead horse in your sock.

Ok. That was silly. You wouldn't just find it. Hoof prints on the carpet...

 

[caLLous]

Not if it was wearing socks...

 

[Overdriven]

What if the dead horse was found on the dead sock of an other dead horse?

 

[Lamp]

Good question. One that can only be answered with the help of bacon. Off to Tesco...

 

[Lamp]

Bacon bap just made

mmm

 

[old.Tohtori]

There's an awful lot of colored things blocking the view of the bacon sammich.

 

[Moriath]

Bacon bap just made

mmm

All you need is bap. Bacon. And your choice of sauce. Everything else is superfluous.

 

[Zarjazz]

Where's the butter?

Where's the runny egg?

Where's the brown / yellow / red sauce ? (delete as applicable)

 

[Scouse]

Where's the butter?

Where's the runny egg?

Where's the ---? (delete as applicable)

 

[old.Tohtori]

Oh my god, scouse likes runny eggs and butter, so unhealthy fatty fat fat!

 

[Billargh]

By runny he means running, fitness and all that.

 

[Moriath]

By runny he means running, fitness and all that.

Eww sweaty eggs. Lol

 

[Scouse]

Oh my god, scouse likes runny eggs and butter, so unhealthy fatty fat fat!

Eggs are healthy however you have them. Butter is fine in moderation.

It's actually the bacon and the white bread that's bad.

 

[Moriath]

Eggs are healthy however you have them. Butter is fine in moderation.

It's actually the bacon and the white bread that's bad.

Most things are fine in moderation. Could say that about donuts too.

 

[Gwadien]

I HAVE BEN AND JERRYS ICE CREAM FUCK YOUR HEALTHY EATING BOLLOCKS SCOUSE YOU FUCKING HIPSTER FAGGOT

 

[Moriath]

I HAVE BEN AND JERRYS ICE CREAM FUCK YOUR HEALTHY EATING BOLLOCKS SCOUSE YOU FUCKING HIPSTER FAGGOT

Shouty.